I totally forgot it's his birthday tomorrow, I need to know how many candles to buy.
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How old is Jesus gonna be this year?
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 Fcuk You ywia |
How old is Jesus gonna be this year? |
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Posts: 2911 (12/24/09 08:05 PM) Registered User |
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Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 9860 (12/24/09 08:19 PM) |
2009, give or take 2 or 3.
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khnum |
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Posts: 25859 (12/24/09 08:19 PM) dimply pooh bear |
33 again
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Etxeverria |
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Posts: 1704 (12/24/09 11:08 PM) Registered User |
Don't matter how old, just enjoy the day and be good.
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Surfing Hippo in Trouble |
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Posts: 2008 (12/24/09 11:10 PM) |
And he doesn't look a day over 1543.
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UrbanSprawl |
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Posts: 3808 (12/24/09 11:40 PM) Just ignore me |
Christianity actually co-opted the two biggest pagan holidays, saying this is when Jesus was born and this is the day Jesus died.
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Posts: 1713 (12/25/09 12:23 AM) Yes, more important than you |
Jesus is dead, so he won't be blowing out any candles. sia.
I would like his cake though. And any presents you purchased before you realized what ginormous waste of thread starting this was. |
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Posts: 11809 (12/25/09 01:27 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
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high dudester 2 |
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Posts: 1289 (12/25/09 06:52 AM) |
38 years old.
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Yeaster |
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Posts: 7743 (12/25/09 09:22 AM) Registered User |
Surfing Hippo in Trouble wrote:I know, right? How does he do it?? |
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 6780 (12/25/09 09:50 AM) Registered User |
Are you asking in real years or gay years?
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Posts: 7350 (12/25/09 10:16 AM) |
Jesus would have been a dumpster baby if he was born in this decade. Mary and Joseph would have popped him out in secret at the Motel 6 and rolled him up in a
bloody pizza box for Mondays trash pick up.
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Fcuk You ywia |
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Posts: 2915 (12/25/09 10:38 AM) Registered User |
vanillaslave wrote: Someone's going to Hell... |
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Posts: 2415 (12/25/09 10:40 AM) Registered user |
DeadTwista wrote: For some reason, I find the image of a bloody pizza box to be the most depressing out of all the visuals in that post. |
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