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SuperJude		#21	[-]
Posts: 16435 (12/27/09 04:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Save time... see it my way. - Said ad! Remove this ad co coach wrote: John is wondering why everyone is so mean to Russell. Wow, back when #S-C had their name splashed all over random releases. Takes me back... Johnny Pots and Pans was NOT BITTER post season. This must not be forgotten. Plus his downfall was the greatest turnaround in the game for many seasons. -SJ™
Venatrix Avia		#22	[-]
Posts: 166 (12/27/09 05:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Everyone's allowed a few tears when they realize they've fucked up their game. Survivor's a mean game, and everything about it is deliberately designed to hit its contestants as hard in the emotional gut as the staff psychologists will allow. That's part of the show's (admittedly somewhat ethically dubious) appeal. But by the time the Marquesas reunion rolled around, Carroll was over it. As are most people. It's only people like Lex and Russell who even after plenty of sleep and food and time and distance, still aren't able to let the fucking thing go. For the most part, the staff shrinks do a good job of keeping people with that particular brand of psychological weakness off the show, thank God.
AussieOriginal		#23	[-]
Posts: 2087 (12/27/09 05:51 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Drboboosh2 wrote: IDK, He must have at least had some idea that he was gonna lose. I don't think Russell could have assembled that lame website in like two hours. Plus he was already in full blown crybaby mode before Jeff even started reading the votes. Here's what we know, from the spoilers he leaked here. Russell thought he had definitely won S19, because apparently quite a few of the jurors told him (incorrectly) that they had voted for him. The ultimate revenge. So for months he went around thinking he had it in the bag. Then 9 days before the Reunion, he set up his website Russsellgotscrewed.com, so someone (my guess would be John) obviously told him they'd been bullshitting him all that time, and he knew at the beginning of December that he had lost S19. He has said in post show interviews that he knew he didn't win before the Reunion, and this would explain his thunderface.
Sunshine8503		#24	[-]
Posts: 15369 (12/27/09 08:12 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	co coach wrote: John is wondering why everyone is so mean to Russell.
menelaus		#25	[-]
Posts: 496 (12/28/09 11:44 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	John only cried right after he got voted out. His question to Neleh and Vecepia weren't even that bad, even if it was a little generic, and it elicited an epic response Neleh. His crying was clearly just a release of emotional stress (the guy basically went crazy over 21 days, so you kind of have to give him a break). Russell, on the other hand, was crying at the finale and is still crying about how he lost. Therefore, he fails.
aboutbreakingrules		#26	[-]
Posts: 958 (12/28/09 04:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	co coach wrote: John is wondering why everyone is so mean to Russell. Hey, little man, wanna know the cost of a blindside? If it lands the victim onto the bench, Neleh can tell you firsthand: it isn't cheap.
Attack of the Nuns		#27	[-]
Posts: 170 (12/28/09 07:19 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts
crimson		#28	[-]
Posts: 6 (12/28/09 07:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Save time... see it my way. - Said ad! Remove this ad menelaus wrote: Russell, on the other hand, was crying at the finale and is still crying about how he lost. Therefore, he fails. X
Shion is Queen		#29	[-]
Posts: 1039 (12/29/09 02:31 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Mikester wrote: God, even here you can tell that Russell's only two foot one.
SurvivorArctic		#30	[-]
Posts: 23778 (12/29/09 04:23 AM) Not a team player Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Every picture of him looking soooooooo disgruntled and unhappy makes me soooooooo happy! I might shed a tea.r of joy...
TroubleInTampa		#31	[-]
Posts: 6355 (12/29/09 06:09 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I know! Russell's pissed off expression is so comical.
token lunatic		#32	[-]
Posts: 28467 (12/29/09 08:34 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	fsmdud wrote: I have a new-found appreciation for many underrated Survivor players ever since weve witnessed Russell Hantzs disgusting temper tantrums and horrible sportsmanship. I now present to you a list of players who are now awesome in my eyes compared to this Oil Tycoon Queefstain (a.k.a. OTQ). 1.) Denise Martin: A beautiful woman. Brilliant strategist, intelligent, interesting, cute, and sexy as hell. I think her "lie" was really blown out of proportion, and people need to grow the fuck up and realize she is just playing a game!! If Denise were single, Id be fighting pretty hard to get an engagement ring ASAP and make her mine. <3 2.) Chet Welch: Truly a heart of gold... or at least silver. I think this guy really personifies what it means to be a Survivor: comfortable in the outdoors (loved playing with the chickens and peeking into the little boys room in the outhouse), charismatic, athletic, and smart. I think in a contest for who was the better player: Chet or Oil Tycoon Queefstain?? (probably some crap thread started by some ovary n00b), Id definitely side with Chet. He now has my loyalty 126%. 3.) Osten Taylor: Seriously, this guy rocks. Almost drowned in an ocean, yeah I know, but lets see all you Michael Phelpses out there try to survive in a body of water after loveable lard king Rupert Boneham does a cannonball into it. I respect Ostens bravery and journey over adversity more than ever before, and excitingly await his return on Survivor: Second Chance for Black People. Thanks to Russell Hantz, I am truly discovering the truly true meaning of a true Christmas, I truly am. I am now seeing the positive in each man, woman, hermaphrodite, horse, or baby that has ever competed on Survivor. Who will I admire next now that Russells penis has turned into 2 vaginas? Alexis Jones? Billy Garcia? Benjamin Franklin Wade? Only time will tell! :-) :-) fsmdud <3
aboutbreakingrules		#33	[-]
Posts: 968 (01/03/10 02:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Shion is Queen wrote: Mikester wrote: God, even here you can tell that Russell's only two foot one. All he needs now is a prom dress. ducks
Axie.rsfd		#34	[-]
Posts: 418 (01/03/10 02:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	So I was rewatching Pearl Islands and discovered that I actually liked Lil and Jonny this time! I blame Queefstain for that.
marlsj		#35	[-]
Posts: 87 (01/03/10 04:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Mikester wrote: DEAD
NotGregBuis		#36	[-]
Posts: 499 (12/09/11 04:58 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Save time... see it my way. - Said ad! Remove this ad AussieOriginal wrote: Drboboosh2 wrote: IDK, He must have at least had some idea that he was gonna lose. I don't think Russell could have assembled that lame website in like two hours. Plus he was already in full blown crybaby mode before Jeff even started reading the votes. Here's what we know, from the spoilers he leaked here. Russell thought he had definitely won S19, because apparently quite a few of the jurors told him (incorrectly) that they had voted for him. The ultimate revenge. So for months he went around thinking he had it in the bag. Then 9 days before the Reunion, he set up his website Russsellgotscrewed.com, so someone (my guess would be John) obviously told him they'd been bullshitting him all that time, and he knew at the beginning of December that he had lost S19. He has said in post show interviews that he knew he didn't win before the Reunion, and this would explain his thunderface. Is that confirm, because if so, that's awesome!

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