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Make Fun of Each Survivor in Boot Order
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Posts: 2153 (01/01/10 10:30 PM) Registered user |
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 132 (01/02/10 12:15 PM) |
Angie, dragonfly tattoos never were in style.
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MonkeeSpanker |
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Posts: 1257 (01/02/10 12:49 PM) |
How about the asshole who wore a winter hat to Thailand and brought his skateboard to the beach? That big retard Robb...
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Miles Edgeworth |
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Posts: 3125 (01/02/10 05:40 PM) |
James apparently your god wasnt greater than the foolish muslims
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co coach |
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Posts: 708 (01/02/10 05:45 PM) |
Well played, Ibe. Allah got totally owned by Bobby Jesus. |
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Lexxan |
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Posts: 1090 (01/02/10 06:06 PM) |
Bobby Jon, S'ME is and will always be greated than you. (you have been Stephowned... twice!)
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 138 (01/02/10 06:25 PM) |
Coby, maybe if you put less time into thinking about your one liner confessionals and more time actually playing the game you would have made it somewhere.
Aha, JK, Coby = Awesome! |
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 SleepTight |
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Posts: 609 (01/02/10 07:06 PM) |
Janu's epic journey: climbed a tree, cried, almost starved to death, quit.
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JPOz |
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Posts: 777 (01/02/10 07:18 PM) |
SME - WOW! You outwitted, outplayed and outlasted the 3 member Sweet Home Alabama Confederacy of Dunces, a hot chick armed with the worst survivor skillsets in
all 4 parts of the game, her lunkhead showmance, a chick who couldn't handle it and quit after 6 days, another chick who couldn't handle all the losing
and gave up after 12 days and the strong black woman who could have helped in challenges but was voted out first. And chose to not pick the big strong fella
who could have helped - instead choosing to start the Confederacy of Dunces. Topped it off the unique strategic gameplay of pissing off your own alliance of
the moment at each tribal council and setting new records for most challenges lost. Truly an all-star performer!
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01/02/10 07:48 PM.
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MonkeeSpanker |
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Posts: 1265 (01/02/10 07:30 PM) |
Steph sucked, there is a reason why she holds the record for most challenges lost - she blows. I nearly threw up when I foundout the twat will be disgracing
our tv screens again.
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 140 (01/02/10 07:32 PM) |
Gregg, only a true idiot can get PWND by Caryn.
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JPOz |
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Posts: 780 (01/02/10 07:34 PM) |
Caryn - Monica borrowed a page from your playbook and got the same result - FAIL!
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 141 (01/02/10 07:39 PM) |
This is really fun. (That means I have no life, doesn't it)
Jenn, if your gameplay was as good as your looks you'd own. But if your looks were as bad as your gameplay you would send a boner down quicker than Denise. |
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JPOz |
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Posts: 782 (01/02/10 07:50 PM) |
Ian - way to quit after 13 hours, pissing off Probst and giving him ammunition to have final IC changed from a true endurance challenge to silly, childish
games like they've used ever since to make sure Probst doesn't have to spend too much time doing his job.
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 142 (01/02/10 07:55 PM) |
Katie, I totally understand why you can't swing on a rope. You prefer hard long things, I get it.
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PrincessKwok |
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Posts: 86 (01/02/10 09:33 PM) Registered user |
Wow Tom, slinging 9/11 guilt trips at anybody who thought about voting you off-what a brilliant strategy.
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 151 (01/02/10 10:08 PM) |
Oh Jim, if I mocked you it would seem like you actually did something for those pathetic 30 seconds of screen time you got.
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Bub Burnett |
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Posts: 133 (01/02/10 10:10 PM) Registered user |
Same goes for Morgan.
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 152 (01/02/10 10:12 PM) |
Brianna, her name is StepheME for a reason. It doesn't matter how many times you kiss her ass, she never will give a shit about you.
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solesurvivor01 |
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Posts: 6736 (01/02/10 10:14 PM) Registered user |
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