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Tres Gay |
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Sealbach, I literally have nightmares of getting locked out of my room naked. I feel for you.
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kf59 |
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We all have nightmares about that!
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worstdog |
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Not naked, but I have had the wonderful experience of going to the front desk in my jammies because I forgot to grab my key on the way to get ice.
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MMMadcow |
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You actually touch hotel sheets with your nakedness? Not without a penicillin drip, thanks.
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Tres Gay |
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I never touch the bed spread because I assume they are covered in jizz residue.
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NBAchick |
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one new years eve we stayed at a casino aztar hotel. it was my sister's room, i was crashing on the floor. i got bored early and went back to the room and
fell asleep.
a hour or so later, i heard water.. then felt a splash. i turned on the light and water was POURING from the light fixture in the ceiling. i called the front desk and they didnt seem to "get it". a manager showed up with a couple towels.. i said LOOK! his eyes got real big and he RAN for a huge trash can to put under the leak. he started calling the room above us. they wouldnt answer. he went up there and beat on the door. they wouldnt answer. but they did finally stop having sex in the hot tub... and splashing water all over their floor. it took an hour or more to clean up the mess so that the room was fit to sleep in for the night. my sis got a huge credit to go back and stay for free. |
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itsakat |
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When we traveled when I was a kid my parents made my sister and I share a bed. My skin's still crawling.
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Anne Boleyn |
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We have a station in the very north of Washington State. I always look forward to this trip because they put us up here http://www.semiahmoo.com/ and I would get upgraded frequently to suites but the regular rooms at the resort were extra nice
anyway.
The second or third trip the manager had booked the rooms (and the air - had me fly into Vancouver and across the border - the ass) and claimed the semiahmoo wasn't available on the second night but he'd booked me at a small motel in town. I left the office to check in because I knew it was going to be a late night. It was the scariest dive I have ever seen. Outside doors with some of the locks busted in. The manager's office was in the bar/pool room. Big bellies over even bigger belt buckles all stopped what they were doing and stared at me in my business suit and heels while I walked to the desk in back. I got the key and managed to walk to the room without breathing or crying, opened the door to find a gray bedspread that used to be tan, a broken window in the bathroom, ants in the shower. When I came out, Charles Manson's twin brother was checking into the room next to mine with a twelve pack and smiled/leered at me. I got back in the rental, drove to the station and called semiahmoo to see if there had been a cancellation. They said not for a regular room but they did have the bridal suite available. I said I would take it and drove over and checked in. On my expense report I listed the amount of divey motel. I attached pictures I'd taken of the room and explained that I hadn't stayed there, but it was my choice and therefore they only needed to pay me that amount. Mrs. Owner paid the entire amount of the suite. |
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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Went to Paris with a friend and the couple next door to us was some British whore and her Turkish bofo. At 3 in the morning they got into a loud screaming
fight because she got stinking drunk at some club and he told her she deserved to be raped for being such a cow and came back to the hotel without her. The
screaming was so loud and went on for so long I seriously wanted to knock on their door and shoot them when they came to open it. I settled for kicking the
wall and yelling "Shut up you fucking whore" until they calmed down.
I think the thing that bugged me the most was her accent. Really low class London trash. |
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Tres Gay |
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Ever heard folks in the next room getting it on? That always makes me giggle. I like to ring the room and interrupt them at just the right/wrong time.
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Kimbob the Magnificent |
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I know I've had horrible hotel stays but I guess I've blocked them out. There are vague memories of sewage smells and loud parties and dirty things but
as soon as I try to reach for them in my mind, I feel my psyche running for my happy place with images of westin beds and private saunas and fireplaces and
marble tubs and room service and views.
I like my happy place. |
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Tres Gay |
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I orgammed when you said "Westin beds!" Most comfy ever.
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iismepeter |
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Posts: 3294 (12/30/09 03:35 PM) Registered User |
The only bad service I've had in a hotel is at the Marriott (I think) in Atlanta or somewhere close in GA. I've been there 3 times and each time,
theres a whole bunch (like 10) of dead ladybugs on the windowsills behind the curtains.
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percadans |
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My wife and I went up to Michigan for a wedding. The little town we stayed in was a fishing/tourist town with no hotels only b&b's and mom and pop
motels.. Since i hate b&b's we drove around looking for the best motel. We found this semi nice looking motel. The lady working in the office was
Indian and sounded like she had marbles in her mouth. My wife asked her if we could first see the room. This lady walked us down to room 7, when she open the
door and we walked in the stench was overwhelming. It smelt like a combination of fish, b.o., feet and shit. The smell was so bad I gagged so hard I could
taste the vomit in my throat. My wife ran out of the room saying HELL NO. I asked the lady what the smell was and she said omiss. I'm like what the fuck is
omiss. Just then the door to room 8 opened and a handful of FUCKING Amish men walked out.
I found out later that the Amish come up for weeks at a time to fish. The local motels were renting rooms to them and allowing like 8-10 of them to stay in one room. |
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MMead7 |
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I've never had any hotel issues when I travel on my own, but I have had plenty of horror stories from traveling for work. All hotel reservations are
made for me by the power that be. They usually try to get me in nice hotels, but in some of the small towns I go to... there isn't much to choose from.
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Creeping Ivy |
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About 6 years ago, I stayed in a motel in a decent-sized South Carolina town. I checked the other motels in a bigger town about 10 miles away, but I was on a
VERY tight budget, so I chose the first motel. The parking lot was full of potholes, my room was at the back and faced a scraggly-looking field, and I could
tell from some of the clientele that maybe it wasn't just people driving through looking for a place to spend the night, if you know what I mean. The
manager had to get his kid off the computer to use the credit card machine, as both shared a phone line.
At the room, the door wouldn't lock, so the manager had to come fix it. The room reeked of cigarette smoke, the room was clean enough but obviously the furniture had seen better days (dingy and had a couple of cigarette burns on it), and I saw a blue spot on a pillow that appeared to be either mold or ball point ink. The bathroom window was cracked and opened onto an air shaft, and the tile and sink looked like the maid (I think she was the owner's wife... it seemed to be a family operation) had tried to clean them but just couldn't get all the grunge off them. Back in the room, the TV had cable with all the regular channels... and on Channel 72, hard-core porn that seemed to be on a loop, as the same scenes were showing at 9 am the next morning that were on at 9 pm the night before. The next morning, someone was fixing the roof. But it did look like the manager at least was trying to keep the place up on what was probably a shoestring budget; and he did work on that door until the lock was fixed. And although I thought I saw a spider web in the bathroom, I never did see one bug and the plumbing worked fine. Yes, I did stay the night. No, nobody broke into either the room or the car. Ironically, the next night, I stayed at a Days Inn in Charlotte... and saw an ant in the bathroom, maybe two -- I forget. |
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Ever heard folks in the next room getting it on? That always makes me giggle. I like to ring the room and interrupt them at just the right/wrong time.This one time me and a friend had a room for like 4 and a half days. Some late teens/early 20's couple checked into the room next to us our second day there. We heard them. We giggled too, but because we felt bad for them. The whole purpose of the hotel stay was a fuck fest and we soooooo out did Mr. Stud and Mrs. Slutty. They were gone by the time we left the room for fresh air the next morning. The staff didn't put anyone else next to us the rest of our stay. Booked me and the now-ex at THE JUNGLE CABANA in Kauai for a week long honeymoon stay. I could easily see it being hell for a lot of pepole here. Geckos crawling on the walls at night, small bathroom, pilot light always going out, only bathing facilities are outside with minimal privacy. We loved it though. I wanna go back but some fucking county council ruling has shut it down, at least for now. |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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When the Mr. and I were still doing the long - distance thing we decided to meet in the middle kinda last minute and found an "extended stay" hotel
was the ONLY one in the town of Holland that had a vacancy (it was Tulip Fest apparently). We pull up to find a hispanic family of about 10 and their charcoal
grill out in the parking lot, with card tables and chairs set up to eat dinner. Very loud tejano music playing and a cat on a leash....
I go in to check in and there were a party of 4 demanding their money back (they were in the same boat as us...everywhere else was booked) and they were pulling up pictures of the place from the website and saying "This is NOT THE SAME FUCKING HOTEL" *LOL* I knew this was not looking good for us. We go to the room and ... umm.. a thick layer of smoke/dust/dirt covered the air conditioner, dresser and television. It smelled of beans and ass. Sunglasses and a spoon with a burn mark were on the bathroom sink. We politely declined the room and begged the guy at the Marriot for a room a few hours later. Got it. Thank Fuck. |
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shishla |
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We stayed at cabins in PEI that had lovely online pics and the owner was friendly on the phone.. when we arrived the place was so damp, the beds felt like you
were lying on wet towels. We tried booking another spot, but there was a concert in town and everything was blocked. I had to go to the store and get smelly
candles to try and mask the stink of mildew.. To try and get our minds off it we spent a lot of time out in the pool... upon waiting to check out in the main
cabin, there were 2 men ahead of us, so my friend and I sat to wait... we overheard their conversation about how low the pH levels were in the pool.. the WORST
they had ever seen.. They were from the health department.
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Tres Gay |
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This Comfort Inn in Towson MD is innundated with lady bugs between April and June. They positively COVER the walls. There is a good Greek restaurant only a
mile away, so that makes up for the problem. BTW I'm pretty sure this pic is air brushed, the building is very dingy.
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