When will you retards realize that Jersey Shore is not a 51 Minds show, so there will never, ever be a Snooki of Love?
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MTV's Jersey Shore: 40k later SNOOKI IS STILL AN OBESE WHALE!
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 zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 9654 (01/01/10 12:50 PM) Registered User |
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novaya |
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Posts: 1518 (01/01/10 12:52 PM) |
JWoww really shined in this latest ep. Her insider/interview clips are AMAZING. Banning the use of the word "situation" <333333
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 12427 (01/01/10 12:54 PM) Registered user |
What about that thing parading around as Ronnie's mother? It's true the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Was she really advocating a return to
the bar to beat up the guy that clocked Snickers? What a class act!
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novaya |
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Posts: 1519 (01/01/10 01:01 PM) |
JWoww turning "situation" to "predicament." I don't
think we've seen a greater miracle since Jesus turned water into wine. <3
I also eagerly await Ronnie's roid rage next week. |
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FarnsworthFan |
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Posts: 193 (01/01/10 01:53 PM) |
Snooki <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
*duck phone rings* that's rude <333333333 |
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Halo8 |
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Posts: 884 (01/01/10 02:17 PM) Registered user |
lol @ Vinny saying they had to treat those girls as human beings and Pauly D saying they're not whores. It cracks me up how candid they are with these
comments. Next week's episode looks fantastic! A "hippo" charges at Snooki, Vinny saying Situation's sister looks like him in drag, and
Ronnie getting into a fight. This show doesn't fail to entertain. I'm also loving Jwoww more and more!
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edgein23 |
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Posts: 1818 (01/01/10 02:25 PM) |
In the episode prior to the premiere last night, I <3 when Mike and Pauly D have 2 girls in their respective beds and Mike comes back into the room and
Pauly D's girl is getting out of Pauly's bed (she's a bit heavy- hot pink shirt and white pants/jeans) and Mike says "Are you hungry?"
I feel so dirty watching this show and yet I find myself GLUED to the premieres and watching the reruns during the week 4-5 times. Is it me or does Mike seem to have put on a bit of weight since the show? He is by no means fat, but he was very "cut" during the show and now he looks kind of doughy in the face. |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 12428 (01/01/10 02:40 PM) Registered user |
The Situation has always had "scrotum" cheeks...you just didn't notice.
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 9139 (01/02/10 03:00 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
I just joined the club and I watched all 5 episodes in a row <3.
JWoww/Snookie alliance <3. I do like Mike/Pauly D just because they're players. Ronnie/Sammi are the world's most boring couple. Don't care about them. Angelina, good riddance you killjoy. Vinny, who? |
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IntoTemptation |
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Posts: 1585 (01/02/10 07:45 PM) |
When I think of Vinny I think of pitstains. Huge, wet pitstains.
Gross. |
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BBjXavier |
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Posts: 1204 (01/02/10 10:36 PM) Registered user |
Halo8 wrote: Everything you mentioned made me LMFAO when I was watching it. Watching that amazing preview I was just blown away at how funny this show is every single week. How can a show be so damn funny & entertaining every single week but The Real World & Challenges are these huge annoying borefests week in & week out? "I think those broads just smelled the food in our house" best line I've heard on TV since ROL Ashley's one-liners.
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Halo8 |
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Posts: 885 (01/03/10 01:53 PM) Registered user |
This is one of those shows you have to rewatch just to find all the awesome quotes! I totally forgot about the smelling food line! haha! I <333 Jersey
Shore!
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BBjXavier |
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Posts: 1207 (01/03/10 02:32 PM) Registered user |
Halo8 wrote: I rewatched the preview before bed lastnight and Snooki's head snapping back when the hippo attacked her was also hilarious. Snooki getting her ass beat every week adds to this show's entertainment value. |
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swim4life227 |
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Posts: 9147 (01/03/10 02:38 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! |
Why are all the guys acting like Sammi is so hot? She has crooked teeth and she is chubby. She's nothing special.
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MonkeeSpanker |
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Posts: 1266 (01/03/10 04:25 PM) |
Why is Ronnie wasting his time messing with SammiSweet tits? He broke rule number one at the Jersey shore - never shit where you eat.
Ronnie's father sounds like Bobby Bacala and how about his mother - isn't she a sweetheart? Typical Italian mother who says whater comes to her mind and doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks. She hates Sammi, nobody will ever be good enough for her little boy.
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01/03/10 04:37 PM.
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FarnsworthFan |
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Posts: 202 (01/04/10 08:38 AM) |
Actually, the mother only hated WAITING for Sammi...they ended up getting along which sadden me cause the mother seemed like a crazy bitch. I was secretly
hoping they would take her to one of the bars and they would run into the guy who slapped the shit out of Snooki just so she could beat the crap out of him.
LOL
Ranks: INTENSE LOVE: 1. Snooki LOVE: 2. Jwoww 3. Vinny <3 (I hope they are finally going to show him more, lol @ hooking up with the boss' girl) 4. Pauley D. 5. The Situation Like: 6. Ronnie 7. Sammi |
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Ouchie Poo |
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Posts: 327 (01/04/10 10:13 AM) |
It was only a matter of time before a porno about this show popped up!
Spoiler
PORN SPOOF PARTY~~
"Snooki" Jersey Shore: Nicole Polizzi Jersey Shore XXX: Taryn Thomas 
"JWoww" Jersey Shore: Jenni Farley Jersey Shore XXX: Veronica Rayn 
"Jolie" Jersey Shore: Angelina Pivarnick Jersey Shore XXX: Richelle Ryan 
"Sweetheart" Jersey Shore: Sammi Giancola Jersey Shore XXX: Dylan Ryder 
"The Situation" Jersey Shore: Michael Sorrentino Jersey Shore XXX: Rocco Reed 
"DJ Pauly D" Jersey Shore: Paul DelVecagninochio Jersey Shore XXX: TJ Cummings 
Ronnie Jersey Shore: Ronnie Magro Jersey Shore XXX: Memphis Blake 
Vinny Jersey Shore: Vinny Guad Jersey Shore XXX: Johnny Castle In addition, if you (yes, you!) are a "Jersey Italian who's positive you can fuck like a porn star and party like a fist pumpin' Guido," then Taryn wants you in her movie. Check out her site for details. |
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maxxfisher |
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Posts: 6759 (01/04/10 10:35 AM) Registered User |
I would fuck everyone of those porn chicks before I would even shake hands with any of the Jersey Shore skanks. Wait a minute, forget that, I wouldn't even
shake hands witht he JS girls. I wouldn't want to catch something
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Ouchie Poo |
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Posts: 329 (01/04/10 07:06 PM) |
Michael Cera's 'Jersey Shore' Gel-Tastic MakeoverJanuary 4th, 2010 4:18 pm / Author: Mary Beth Quirk
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jensamember36 |
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Posts: 6499 (01/04/10 08:34 PM) |
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