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332. James "Rocky" Reid (Survivor: Fiji - 12th Place)

Best Moment: Getting voted out by people he thought he trusted.

Yeah, I'm not gonna disagree with Mikester's lowest rank, because Rocky is a complete and utter douchebag. Seriously, it's his fault that we had a vagicre (that's a vagina massacre) in Fiji, because he made an alliance with Jessica/Erica and betrayed them in the first two tribal councils, he hated Sylvia, he hated Rita. Rocky didn't like anything involving a pussy, which includes Anthony, and as a result, his obnoxious ass was shoved down our throats as the supreme ruler of Ravu given that Earl didn't seem to have that much power yet. Seriously, you think Russell got too much screentime in Samoa? Well, Rocky got just as much in his short stay in Fiji, only Rocky was a mental retard that basically made me want to vomit every second he was on-screen. Seeing him get completely owned because no one needed his worthless ass on NuRavu was amazing.


331. Roger Sexton (Survivor: Amazon - 10th Place)

Best Moment: Getting completely blindsided out of the game before the jury.

Again, like Mikester, I realize that there are absolutely no redeeming qualities about this sexist, homophobic asshole. The first tribal council of the game would've been so much better if he had been booted instead of Ryan, who is supremely underrated, given just how shitty Amazon's cast was. Roger ruled the Tambaqui tribe early on and basically hated on Rob for being weak, on the women for being women. Honestly, given that Dan fucked up the first challenge, I'm surprised Roger went after Ryan first, especially since Dan wasn't white. That's just the kind of prick that Roger is. The best episode of the season has to be the merge, where Roger thought he was so safe, targetting poor Christy (probably because she was deaf and he hates deaf people), so that he dropped out of the immunity challenge for nothing, and got blindsided by almost the entire Jacare tribe. Serves him right.


330. Lex van den Berghe (Survivor: All-Stars - 9th Place)

Best Moment: Getting voted out after losing his heat in the immunity challenge TO Rob.

I don't think there are many people as universally hated as Lex. Yeah, you've got Roger, but aside from him, I don't think anyone is really as universally despised as the man known as Twatwaffle. I liked Lex in Africa. Yeah, he made some bad moves, but I still liked him back then. But then he came back for All-Stars with a chip on his shoulder. Rather than playing straight-up Survivor, he expected his pre-game relationships to carry him through, and expected this pre-game deal he had with Rob, Kathy, and Big Tom to just magically work out for him. As such, he was more than happy to eliminate Richard, a strong asset, Colby, a strong asset, Ethan, a strong asset and his friend, and Jerri, which is one of the dumbest moves in Survivor history. All because Lex wanted to be the big man and vote out anyone who would be a threat to him or his screentime (wouldn't surprise me if Kathy was next on his hitlist). And then Rob completely owned him out of the game by betraying him, which led to Lex being bitter and voting for the worst winner of all time. So yeah, fuck Lex's hypocritical, arrogant ass.


329. Ozzy Lusth (Survivor: Micronesia - 9th Place)

Best Moment: Ozzy is completely blindsided out of the game.

It's amazing that in two All-Stars seasons, the same exact person has gone out in ninth place. Bold prediction: based on this trend, Russell H. is out ninth in HvV. Anyway, Ozzy was another player I liked a lot in his original season, because he was hot and because he won challenges. Then he came back for Micronesia with his friendship with Parvati paving the way for a horribly bland alliance taking control of the game. Ozzy first dropped in my rankings when he started to showmance Amanda, which is disgusting because Ozzy's haircut was gross and Amanda's manhands would probably make Ozzy feel like he's masturbating when she gives him a handjob. Anyway, Ozzy was in the bad alliance on the Favorites tribe, and that sucked. And then he basically picked off the fans when the tribes swapped, which also sucked, since I liked them, only to stop just before booting Erik, in order to vote out poor Ami. Anyway, Ozzy was a douchebag when he was in control of his alliance and running the show, and the way he acted was just so obnoxious I wanted him to fail. Cirie and Parvati brought about his doom. He dropped out of the F9 immunity challenge for a fucking plate of donuts and thought everyone was just going to screw Jason over. Uh uh uh. Ozzy got blindsided 5-4, and sat bitterly on the jury for the rest of the game before giving a bitter speech about how Parvati had hurt him and how he loved Amanda. Gimme a fuckin' break, Ozzy.