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328. Lisi Linares (Survivor: Fiji - 11th Place)

Best Moment: Tripping and falling on flat ground.

I admit that Lisi being feeble and incompetent is funny, but the fact is that she's just such a vile human being that I just can't stand her. I mean, it's one thing to be a hot bitch, but it's a completely different situation when you're a fugly bitch that only likes living in luxury and can't hack living in squallor when you have the chance at 100k (let's be honest, Lisi wasn't winning the million). Anyway, Lisi was basically useless, yet somehow managed to get into the Fiji version of the 90210 clique (minus annoying bitch that makes me root for said 90210 clique). She was weak in challenges, and as mentioned as her best moment, she tripped on flat ground. She got swapped to the Have-Nots tribe and bitched about that non-stop, somehow surviving two trips to Exile and outlasting Rocky (thank God). And then she basically wanted to quit because she couldn't hack it in the game. Granted, I think it was stupid as hell to vote her out, as useless as she is, but I can't complain about being sorry to see her go. I was happy that day.


327. Burton Roberts (Survivor: Pearl Islands - 5th Place)

Best Moment: I'm gonna go with his original blindside, since that was even more his fault than the second time.

I hated Burton in Pearl Islands. For four episodes, he was basically living in Rupert's shadow as the wannabe alpha male douchebag leader of the tribe. He basically formed his little clique with Shawn and Michelle, and that was that. He didn't bother with any of the "freaks" (which made up 5/8 of the tribe), sharing coconut milk with his little duo and basically making fun of Rupert for wearing a skirt (pointing at his ass in the process). This is the same Rupert that goes out and tries to catch enough fish so that every person in the tribe can have a whole fish to themselves. Anyway, Burton tried to throw a challenge to boot Christa, and the tribe went along with it, until they got tired of his shit and blindsided him instead. Burton, being the ONLY physically competent person voted out pre-outcasts, was voted back in by the Outcast tribe, and he basically floated along for a few rounds until formed a lethal duo with Fairplay and taking out Rupert, Tijuana, and Christa. At the final five though, he fucked up big time by going on a bro-date with Fairplay, leaving the women to screw them both over. Burton was blindsided at the final 5 while he voted for Lill. And he had the nerve to be pissed at Lill for betraying him. That hypocritical douchebaggery, which showed up in the final tribal council as well, put him easily in the bottom ten of my list.


326. Brandon Quinton (Survivor: Africa - 8th Place)

Best Moment: His date with Frank.

I didn't like the Mall Rats, as Mikester would probably disagree, but I think it's universal that of the Mall Rats, Brandon is easily the worst one. I mean, while the others may have been clique-ish and annoying, Brandon took it too a whole new level by making the merge (which Silas/Lindsey did not) and by being the most stereotypically gay player in the show's history (and not in a fun way, like Chet). He basically blabbed that Lindsey had prior votes because he was too much of a pussy to risk losing in a tiebreaker (not that I'm complaining, but the guy was a little bitch). And then he made the merge where he abandoned his tribe because he hated Frank (How can anyone hate Frank?) and voted with Boran to take out Kelly, thus eliminating any chance Samburu had of making a comeback. Granted, I probably liked Boran a little better at the time, but it still sucked that Samburu came so close and Brandon fucked them over. Especially since his traitorous ways led to everyone but Lex turning on him the very next round, despite him being a complete non-threat. Brandon ruined Africa. This is a fact.


325. Ghandia Johnson (Survivor: Thailand - 13th Place)

Best Moment: Throwing rocks and kicking a tree.

I know I'm gonna catch a lot of flak for this one, but I'm sorry. I just can't accept Ghandia's actions during the Grindgate saga. They disgusted me, the way she basically ruined Ted's reputation and her own because she couldn't accept Ted's apology. The man made an honest mistake, and I really believe him when he says he thought Ghandia was his wife. I mean, he's cuddling up to an older, black woman for warmth, he's asleep, maybe his mind lapsed. But that's neither here nor there. He apologized for it, and if I recall, Ghandia accepted the apology until Ted stopped acting like the incident was the biggest event in the history of mankind. She went ballistic and went on a rampage against Ted because she was a psychopath who acted like she had legitimately been raped. Hell, Chima Simone WAS raped and she seemed a bit saner than Ghandia up until her last few days in the Big Brother house. And the worst part? Ghandia was so pissed off at Ted, yet she went after Clay at the next tribal council, because apparently she was emotional enough to trash a man's reputation, but not emotional enough to make a stupid move, and instead targetted someone who might go home in order to save her own ass. That is the most pathetic thing about the Ghandia saga, and I just can't stomach ranking her higher.