Totally have an erection and in the mood to pop one off. Bf is sleeping next to me, and I don't want to get up to go to the bathroom. Would it be wrong to
pop my load into a towel beside the bed? I don't want to wake him up... he's not a morning person.
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I would think the computer you're typing on in bed is more distracting than masturbating would be
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Someone in the gay men thread said, if you're horny in the middle of the night, just whip out your dick and smack it against his mouth. Chances are, this
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best thread of the decade
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Hasn't Miss Manners been over this like a million times?!
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Posts: 5588 (01/04/10 04:06 AM) Registered User |
I've done it and usually just grab a boob to help things along. She'd rather this than for me to wake her and expect sex or a blowy.
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Posts: 175 (01/04/10 08:37 AM) Spaulding |
It depends on the bed. If it's a tempurpedic it's all good. Otherwise remove yourself.
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Posts: 63650 (01/04/10 08:38 AM) Registered loser |
What does the temperature of the bed have to do with it?
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Posts: 177 (01/04/10 09:00 AM) Spaulding |
Tempurpedic are the ones where you can rub one out next to a glass of wine and not spill it. The wine anyway. Unless youre a long haired leaping gnome.
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how far do gnomes leap?
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Far enough to be the star of a hollywood movie.
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Imagine that!
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I suppose you could get away with it if you pleasured yourself slowly and quietly. No hip-thrusting and muttering and legs flip-flopping everso.
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Build a pillow fort first!
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I'm kind of surprised this isn't resolved yet.
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::pacman wackingoff sound::
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