"i saw a commercial that said, 'forget EVERYTHING you know about slip covers!' so i did...and it was a load off my mind. but then the commercial tried to sell me slip covers, but i didn't know what the hell they were."
"i met the girl who works at the hotel front desk..she gave me her number...it's- zeeero. i tried to call her from here, but some other woman answered. i said, "damn, you sound older."
"mr. pibb is a replica of dr. pepper. but it's supposed to be a replica because dude didn't even get his degree"
"i like refried beans. that's why i want to try fried beans...maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time."
"it'd be cool to live with a monster. you'd never get HICCUPS."
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