I'm taking a break from my pre jury list to do this. It will be finished tonight. We all know that my opinion is better than Katy's anyways.
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Thailandsurvivor ranks the HvV cast. COMPLETE
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Posts: 9455 (01/06/10 08:58 PM) |
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Posts: 9457 (01/06/10 09:03 PM) |
20. Benjamin "Coach" Wade
This fucker is tied with Lindsey Richter for my least favorite Survivor of all time. He annoyed the shit out of me with his camera whoring ways in Tocantins, but that his nothing compared to what a vile person he is in real life. You lied about giving girls on your soccer team scholarship money? You fucking lied about having cancer to leave said team? You've got to be kidding me. If this asshole makes it far in the game, he may make me stop watching the show for good, but as long as other camera hogs are eating up the camera time, I should be fine. |
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Posts: 4515 (01/06/10 09:05 PM) Registered user |
 This is the saddest rank and totally worst
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Posts: 4981 (01/06/10 09:05 PM) What is a muffin top? |
worst thread in history x so many levels
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Posts: 25944 (01/06/10 09:07 PM) dimply pooh bear |
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Posts: 7939 (01/06/10 09:13 PM) Registered User |
I wouldn't put Coach last but yay at Parvati suckage <333
Defend her title my ass. 
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Posts: 9458 (01/06/10 09:13 PM) |
JasonSiskaLulz wrote: Thanks! 19. Parvati 
Least deserving member of the cast by a long shot. Yes, she did great in Micronesia and somewhat redeemed herself in my eyes, but that does not take away the horrid boring invisibility that she showed in Cook Islands. If she doesn't win HvV, she will be invisible again, and I will continue saying that she didn't deserve to be cast. Yes, I know, she took out JP (actually, Rebecca and Jenny did, but Parvati got credit for it). Yes, she had a pretty cool showmance with a much better castaway in Nate. Yes, she fucked Ozzy in a hot tub. So what? She didn't do anything else, and she was as boring and invisible as most of the Cook Islands cast her first time around. She should have never had the opportunity to go back to Micronesia in the first place. |
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Posts: 25946 (01/06/10 09:15 PM) dimply pooh bear |
If only Parv could have been as exciting as Becky or Yul on her original season ;_;
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Posts: 4040 (01/06/10 09:16 PM) |
COACH IS A G.ODDESS AND ONE OF THE BEST CONTESTANTS EVER AND THAT'S FROM A PURELY OBJECTIVE STANDPOINT! <3<3<3<3
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Posts: 4984 (01/06/10 09:16 PM) What is a muffin top? |
khnum wrote:*fans self* |
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Posts: 3622 (01/06/10 09:16 PM) Registered user |
OOOOOH! I love it<3 I dont like Coach but LOVE Parvati! However she is entering the overrated phase and I can't have that. Candace and Randy out next
please<3
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Posts: 5532 (01/06/10 09:17 PM) |
khnum wrote: |
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Posts: 9461 (01/06/10 09:22 PM) |
Becky was a million times more entertaining than Parvati.
18. James Clement 
I thought James was fairly comedic and extremely likable during China. I definitely understood why he was brought back to Micronesia. He needed the chance to redeem himself for such a blunder (even though I never considered what he did to be too stupid in comparison to other moves, such as anything Alex Bell did.) Anyways, he came back to Micronesia, and he didn't do anything. One funny quote about Nickelodeon during a challenge is not enough to bring him back for a third season. There are already more than enough people back from Micronesia, and he needs to nurse his poor little finger back to health. Yeah, I know he got shafted by the editing because Micronesia was such a shittily edited season, but I'm judging from what we saw on our screens. He contributed absolutely nothing (other than "Don't eat the apple", something he already fucking did the previous season). I have no idea how he won the fan favorite award over the likes of Catalie Bolton and Erik Reichenbach. |
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Posts: 3625 (01/06/10 09:24 PM) Registered user |
James is gross to look at, ugh! Why is he back? He sucks!
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Posts: 9463 (01/06/10 09:30 PM) |
17. Russell Hantz
I hated Coach and Parvati with a passion. I disliked James for being boring, and I dislike Russell for being a camera hog. We are passed the point of hatred. Why? Well, because, I am indifferent to Russell. He was boring during Samoa. Entertainment does not come from repeating the same shit over and over again. It comes from saying or doing funny, original, new and innovative things. I may have liked Russell had he received 1/10th of the amount of air time he got, but he didn't. He made an entire season boring for me, and that is just unacceptable. If he hogs the air time this season, I will be very happy it is someone other than Coach. With that said, he is the second worst person in the cast for that job. |
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Posts: 8327 (01/06/10 09:39 PM) |
eta - omg this entire ranking.
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Posts: 9464 (01/06/10 09:43 PM) |
16. Amanda Kimmel
First,  at this picture. Second, there are way too many people from the same tribe Micronesia, a shitty season in general. If Catalie, Erik, Mikey B., or
Tracy were back, I wouldn't be complaining so much, but this is ridiculous. I would take Joel over some of these people.
Let's get one thing straight. I loved Amanda in China. She was an amazing strong strategic woman who played the game for herself. She wasn't my pure favorite in China or anything because she wasn't on Zhan Hu, and she was definitely no Jean Robert. With that said, I supported kenc333. She was pretty damn entertaining when she wanted to be. Note: she obviously did not want to be entertaining in the finale. She came back for Micronesia and pulled the biggest 180 in my mind that I have ever had on a contestant. You have to rely on fucking Ozzy, one of my least favorite Survivors ever in Cook Islands? Are you kidding me? First you were worried about what your mom would do to you after your top came off in a challenge. Now, your making out with a pornstar on national television? Even though she would have won had there not been a final two, she dropped a lot in my book by having no strategic sense whatsoever. I don't know how she lost it, but she makes it to 16th because there is a small chance that her amazingness in China can be brough back this time. I will either hate or love her, and I really hope I can go back to loving her. |
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Posts: 7097 (01/06/10 09:47 PM) Registered User |
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a fine frenzy |
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Posts: 246 (01/06/10 09:54 PM) |
I actually really like this ranking so far and agree on all except Parvarti so low and Sugar so high.
And if Tyson doesn't make Top 8, I'm done. |
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Posts: 9469 (01/06/10 10:16 PM) |
15. Tom Westman
I hated this man with a passion in Palau. For starters, he was the original camera whore. Call Rupert and Fairplay anything you want, but they did not hog the season. Everyone in Pearl Islands got some sort of air time. There were no Jenn's, Lilliana's, or Nick Stanbury's. Yeah, Darrah was invisible for pre ASS standards, but she was Earl compared to Rebecca or Brad. Tom Westman is the first person the editors orgasmed over, and I will always hate him for making Koror one of the worst tribes ever. That tribe also happened to compose the entire jury except for Stephenie. Not only was almost every moment of pre merge Koror dedicated to this "American Hero" (other than Ian, Katie, and Coby crying), he was an asshole. I know he was edited to be in a positive light, but the way he treated Caryn was fucking ridiculous. I know people complain that he was a bully to Ian (and he was), but he was much worse to Caryn. She told him everything, yet he returned her by spitting her out on the ground. I didn't even like Caryn, I was rooting for Gregg, who Tom helped make leave, too. What an asshole. Anyways, I didn't like Caryn that much, but I was appalled at the way she was treated. With all that said, after all of the people from very recent seasons, I am kind of excited to see Tom back. I hope my opinion on him changes drastically because one thing I can admit is that he played a damn good game. |
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