Cuntkicks for all!

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ANDand19 |
ANDand19 ranks the HvV cast ~#4~ |
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I didn't know what to post here, so I figured I'd post the best moment of anything ever.
Cuntkicks for all!
Last Edited By: ANDand19 01/19/10 10:40 PM.
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CrystalOwnage |
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Congrats on your actual 10,000th post!
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ANDand19 |
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And for what I'm ranking, I decided to go with the completely originally idea of ranking...
THE CAST OF HEROES VS VILLAINS! |
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ANDand19 |
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Thanks, and thanks for the pre-congrats in Katy's thread.
So this is not gonna be a ranking of how much I like the cast, but of how much I'm looking forward to seeing them. |
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tomash |
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I think everyone needs to do their own HvV cast rankings tbh, so that we can see who are good people and who are jealous haters (ThaiSu) ^_^
Gz on 10k! |
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ANDand19 |
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Russell "Hogfucker" Hantz Now I won't deny that Russell played a good game in Samoa, and he did bring the entertainment. But in terms of wanting to see him on my TV screen again, hell fucking no. What does Russell really have to offer? His interviews were even worse than I thought when he called everyone else on the cast "brats". You've only seen like 3 seasons, doucheface. I really don't want to see Russell saying how he has so much control over his villains tribe, and that he's the brains behind everything. In a season with 19 other people that I want to see more of, I would hate to see Russell get a lot of airtime. But it's kinda inevitable coming right off of Samoa, which is why Russell is #20. The only thing to look forward to with Russell is to see him get OWNED by someone better than him (hopefully a girl, but whoever does it, will go up in my book.) |
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A Dying Clown |
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Hopefully this flurry of HvV rankings will wash away the bad taste of ThaiSu's bad taste
Tho I really don't want to see any more pictures of Russell :/ |
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Blueberry.celebprowresting |
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It will most likely be Sandra that owns him
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tomash |
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ITA. I *get* why they cast him, but just the thought of seeing him again makes me want to vomit all over my screen.
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Shalomo |
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Megan <3
Russell </3 I just rode the roller-coaster of emotions in the 30 seconds that I read this thread!
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01/07/10 03:03 PM.
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ANDand19 |
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James "JT" Thomas, Jr. So pre-season Tocantins, my three favorites were Erinn, Stephen, and JT. So you think I'd be happy with how it turned out, right? Not so much. There's nothing I dislike about JT, I just don't find him all that interesting. It was kinda sad how at the reunion how they had to say stuff like "OMG he chipped a toof. Lulz!". Obviously, there could have been worse heroes to cast than JT, but if they were looking for someone that would add absolutely nothing to the cast, they found him. His interviews were bland, and he probably thinks he'll get away with playing the same way he did in Tocantins. This is why I'd much rather see someone like Stephen on, who would change up their strategy and be interesting to watch. And it's not like Stephen's lack of physical strength would have unbalanced the tribes-- it's not like Coach, Randy, and Russell are anything special in challenges. JT was really just a blah casting choice and Sugar is way too good for him. |
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JackSparrowBauer |
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Great bottom 2! They'd be my bottom 2, too.
Steph ftw <3 |
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ANDand19 |
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Benjamin "Coach" Wade Nice flip flops. Lol. I'm not really a fan of Coach. However, I do think he is very entertaining, which is why he is higher than JT and Russell. The reason why I don't look forward to seeing him on the show is because I see no point in watching someone who has no chance of winning at all. Even Probst said it. Coach is to HvV as Sue was to ASS. Except I don't think he's gonna quit because someone rubs their penis on him. (Although it'd be funny to see Coach saying he was "violated, humiliated, dehumanized, and totally spent, Jeff".) Coach is a lunatic, and I'm sure we'll see segments of Coach being a lunatic. And similar to JT and Russell, is he really gonna do anything different this time? He's saying that last time was about honor, and this time it's about the glory, but everything that comes out of his mouth makes no sense to me. I do however, legitimately believe that Coach is Coach and he's not a camera hog like Russell. The best thing about having Coach on HvV is gonna be seeing peoples' reactions to him (i.e, Sandra and Courtney). |
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JackSparrowBauer |
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COACH <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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ANDand19 |
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Amanda "Eyemanda" Kimmel That photo is seriously tragic. Did Ozzy bust a nut in her eye after FvF? Yeesh. It's sad when you have to say Amanda's best cast photo was the Micronesia one. So onto her ranking-- if this was a list of likability, Amanda would probably be higher (only slightly). I really did like Amanda in China, and had she done better on the jury, I think she could have stood a chance of winning. But after seeing Amanda make the finals in two consecutive seasons, there's not much more we need to see of her. It's not like she has the personality of some of the other three-peaters. And on her bio, her and James both selected each other as their most respected player. I wonder who she's gonna align with. |
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JackSparrowBauer |
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Amanda's cast photo <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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Romber Rulz |
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ITA with the bottom 3.
I do have a soft spot for Amanda though, I don't know why. She seems like a genuinely sweet person, even with her annoying doe eyes and her epic collapses at FTC. |
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Katy Carney |
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will the lady in your avatar be appearing in the top few?!!
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ANDand19 |
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Rupert "Poopert" Boneham RAWR!!!! This season couldn't not include Rupert. Like him or not, it's true. I don't hate Rupert, but I hate the idea of Rupert. Rupert was the springboard for all delusional camera whores to come in later seasons. However, I don't think Rupert himself is all that bad. He's annoying, but I'm not gonna waste my time hating him unless he does something really stupid. I do look forward to seeing Rupert because he is pre-ASS, and it'll be interesting to see how he fits in with his tribe. I don't look forward to Rupert being annoying and winning the fan favorite prize. Because both are inevitable. Still, Rupert has more to offer than JT or Amanda, so he places at #16. RAWR. (Isn't sad that even Rupert has a better photo than Amanda? ) |
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JackSparrowBauer |
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wtf at everyone's flip flops
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a fine frenzy |
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OMG JT love! <3
I wish Sugar and SME were out already.... EDIT: although oddly enough i agree 100% about the JT write-up, i just wish he were higher. |
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