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Posts: 11974 (01/07/10 08:24 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. Remove this ad He's got plenty of $%%+* to choose from, from Coach whose nonexistant charm Probst somehow falls for, Tom being the older fireman that could fulfill Probst's needs for a daddy figure, JT being the young stud that everyone loves including Probst, and of course Colby, his very first Survivor love, who he probably still fucks to this day. How will Probst ever choose the right man in his life? Maybe that's what the true point of this season is. It's really a competition for who gets to win Probst's heart.
Axie.rsfd		#1	[-]
Posts: 596 (01/07/10 08:30 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	All of his fuckbuddies are on this season - Colby, Rupert, Queefstain, Coachbag, JT - so I don't think he needs to choose right now. He'ss probably just stick with whomever ranks best on this season.
JPOz		#2	[-]
Posts: 872 (01/07/10 10:42 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Axie wrote: ~~are on this season -~~ Colby, Rupert, Queefstain, Coachbag, JT, Rawb - too bad Kenni and Matti couldn't be there - ~~so I don't think he needs to choose right now.~~ He'll probably just stick all of his fuckbuddies ~~with whomever ranks best on this season.~~ Probst = the Parvati of reality tv host's
tomash		#3	[-]
Posts: 2468 (01/07/10 10:51 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Jeff seems like an adventurous guy, I'm sure he's up for a ménage à trois.
smellofawoman		#4	[-]
Posts: 673 (01/07/10 10:55 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He'll whip out the Fleshlight when Colby and Russhole mud wrestle.
aboutbreakingrules		#5	[-]
Posts: 983 (01/07/10 06:02 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He's always been a fan of he-men and none too pleased with the vaginas (Vanuatu being an example of the reverse). This season, he'll be in absolute HEAVEN. At least until something else happens.
AbsurdSchism		#6	[-]
Posts: 35 (01/07/10 07:07 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Colby will always be Jeff's one true love. Part of me thinks he stayed on as the host this long just for the possibility that one day Colby would return. LOL at Probst mentioning that Colby is in better shape now than he was nine years ago.
Belligerent Ghoul		#7	[-]
Posts: 3241 (01/07/10 07:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Jeff/Colby/Russell 3some ftw!
JPOz		#8	[-]
Posts: 889 (01/07/10 07:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Belligerent Ghoul wrote: Jeff/Colby/Russell 3some ftw! Poor Mick, stuck in LA with Fincher and Brett.
assface killah		#9	[-]
Posts: 5742 (01/07/10 08:19 PM) Resident Lesbian Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's always been Colby. ALWAYS.
PeachessandCreeams		#10	[-]
Posts: 10688 (01/07/10 08:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. Remove this ad Colby has always been the love of Jiffy's life. I mean he broke up with Julie because he couldn't live as a bi-sexual man anymore. Colby and Jiffy 4eva!
Bowie.thehole		#11	[-]
Posts: 686 (01/07/10 08:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Maybe he misses Brett?
Greenkiwi		#12	[-]
Posts: 292 (01/07/10 08:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	AbsurdSchism wrote: Colby will always be Jeff's one true love. Part of me thinks he stayed on as the host this long just for the possibility that one day Colby would return. LOL at Probst mentioning that Colby is in better shape now than he was nine years ago. I think Probst mistakens "getting better at holding un the explosion during anal" for actual physical strength.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#13	[-]
Posts: 10213 (01/07/10 09:50 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It would be hilarious if Silas had been cast. He would likely kill anyone with a camera taking pics of him for fear of them ending up on the screw thread.
JLK Name		#14	[-]
Posts: 2861 (01/08/10 03:37 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	No brainer, its Colby
seltzer3		#15	[-]
Posts: 1619 (01/08/10 11:07 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He'll just have an orgy with Russell, James, Colby, and Coach.
OzzyBrett222		#16	[-]
Posts: 195 (01/08/10 11:10 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He may have a fling with J.T. or Tom, but in the end he will always come back to his true love Colby.
Eugene Schwindlemyer		#17	[-]
Posts: 2030 (01/08/10 11:19 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	DO you think Colby reads this? dO you think he is creeped out by JiffyPop masterbating to his image?
Axie.rsfd		#18	[-]
Posts: 668 (01/08/10 11:22 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	JPOz wrote: Belligerent Ghoul wrote: Jeff/Colby/Russell 3some ftw! Poor Mick, stuck in LA with Fincher and Brett. Mick/John/Brett threesome is MUCH hotter than Jeff/Colby/Queefstain threesome anyway. Queefstain shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Greenkiwi wrote: AbsurdSchism wrote: Colby will always be Jeff's one true love. Part of me thinks he stayed on as the host this long just for the possibility that one day Colby would return. LOL at Probst mentioning that Colby is in better shape now than he was nine years ago. I think Probst mistakens "getting better at holding un the explosion during anal" for actual physical strength.
star jumper		#19	[-]
Posts: 46580 (01/08/10 03:56 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Eugene Schwindlemyer wrote: DO you think Colby reads this? I wish.
Connie Lingus		#20	[-]
Posts: 3 (01/08/10 05:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence. Remove this ad Eugene Schwindlemyer wrote: DO you think Colby reads this? Colby reads?

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