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Rusty22	HvV Rumours (No Actual Spoilers)	Lead	[-]
Posts: 64 (01/10/10 09:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Everybody is doing it! Remove this ad Inevitably rumours surrounding 'Heroes vs. Villains' have emerged. This is what I've already heard. - Each weekly episode will run for three hours to ensure that the editors have enough time to show Rupert, Stephenie, and Russell. - The producers will cut to the chase by handing Russell the hidden immunity idol when everyone arrives to the beach at the start of the game. - The challenge designers will lazily rehash challenges from past seasons, but will dress it up as the 'theme' of the season. Anyone else heard of anything that's happening this season?
Lake Like The Ocean		#1	[-]
Posts: 792 (01/10/10 09:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Spoiler [+] None of those things happen
Runnindownadream74		#2	[-]
Posts: 352 (01/10/10 09:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	What the fuck is a "Rumour"? I don't speak French.
BrianShaw23		#3	[-]
Posts: 106 (01/10/10 09:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	They'll hand Russell the idols because he'll find them anyways.
Roykoopa		#4	[-]
Posts: 3 (01/10/10 10:40 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	BrianShaw23 wrote: They'll hand Russell the idols because he'll find them anyways. They did that last time.
LSiani		#5	[-]
Posts: 120 (01/10/10 10:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	BrianShaw23 wrote: They'll hand Russell the idols because he'll find them anyways. be voted out next and they have to save the asshole Fixed.
BrianShaw23		#6	[-]
Posts: 110 (01/10/10 10:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	^ God you don't ever shut up about it! But that was kinda funny I guess =]
trickmind		#7	[-]
Posts: 2700 (01/10/10 11:25 PM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The Villains tribe wins letters from home in a reward challenge, but they all suck. Coach's letter is written by a 90 yr old woman from his church. She says she no longer wants to be his Assistant Coach. Tyson wrote his letter to himself before leaving for the Island. It says he's an AWESOME Dude, and a handsome sex God. Sandra's angry letter from her kids is typed in ALL CAPS, because they can GET LOUD TOO! WHAT THE FUCK?! Russel receives a letter of thanks from a sock company for his promotional work. Danielle's letter is from the stable boy, it promises her a sugar lump if she wins the next immunity challenge. Parvati's letter is from a couple she swings with in LA. They ask her to hurry home. Jerri's letter is a death threat from Kel. RobM's letter is from Ambore. She sold their 3 month old to some random guy for some magic beans. Courtney's letter is from Stephen. He warns her that Professor Snape drank some polyjuice potion, and is posing as Jeff Probst. Randy's letter is just a piece of paper with muddy paw prints on it, from his new puppy. He is overcome with emotion and cries for over an hour.
Sir Fuckingvivor		#8	[-]
Posts: 14 (01/10/10 11:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	trickmind wrote: The Villains tribe wins letters from home in a reward challenge, but they all suck. Coach's letter is written by a 90 yr old woman from his church. She says she no longer wants to be his Assistant Coach. Tyson wrote his letter to himself before leaving for the Island. It says he's an AWESOME Dude, and a handsome sex God. Sandra's angry letter from her kids is typed in ALL CAPS, because they can GET LOUD TOO! WHAT THE FUCK?! Russel receives a letter of thanks from a sock company for his promotional work. Danielle's letter is from the stable boy, it promises her a sugar lump if she wins the next immunity challenge. Parvati's letter is from a couple she swings with in LA. They ask her to hurry home. Jerri's letter is a death threat from Kel. RobM's letter is from Ambore. She sold their 3 month old to some random guy for some magic beans. Courtney's letter is from Stephen. He warns her that Professor Snape drank some polyjuice potion, and is posing as Jeff Probst. Randy's letter is just a piece of paper with muddy paw prints on it, from his new puppy. He is overcome with emotion and cries for over an hour. HAHAHA!!
trickmind		#9	[-]
Posts: 2703 (01/11/10 12:19 AM) Dragonslayer Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Everybody is doing it! Remove this ad Runnindownadream74 wrote: What the fuck is a "Rumour"? I don't speak French.
Rusty22		#10	[-]
Posts: 66 (01/11/10 03:19 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Runnindownadream74 wrote: What the fuck is a "Rumour"? I don't speak French. Evidently you don't speak English either then.
MJSLawrence		#11	[-]
Posts: 2420 (01/11/10 03:34 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	trickmind wrote: The Villains tribe wins letters from home in a reward challenge, but they all suck. Coach's letter is written by a 90 yr old woman from his church. She says she no longer wants to be his Assistant Coach. Tyson wrote his letter to himself before leaving for the Island. It says he's an AWESOME Dude, and a handsome sex God. Sandra's angry letter from her kids is typed in ALL CAPS, because they can GET LOUD TOO! WHAT THE FUCK?! Russel receives a letter of thanks from a sock company for his promotional work. Danielle's letter is from the stable boy, it promises her a sugar lump if she wins the next immunity challenge. Parvati's letter is from a couple she swings with in LA. They ask her to hurry home. Jerri's letter is a death threat from Kel. RobM's letter is from Ambore. She sold their 3 month old to some random guy for some magic beans. Courtney's letter is from Stephen. He warns her that Professor Snape drank some polyjuice potion, and is posing as Jeff Probst. Randy's letter is just a piece of paper with muddy paw prints on it, from his new puppy. He is overcome with emotion and cries for over an hour. All classic moments we're sure to see! LOL
Rusty22		#12	[-]
Posts: 68 (01/11/10 04:16 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The winner will be someone who everyone questioned how they were chosen as an 'all-star' to begin with.
crimson		#13	[-]
Posts: 47 (01/12/10 09:12 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Rusty22 wrote: The winner will be someone who everyone questioned how they were chosen as an 'all-star' to begin with. Candice/Danielle F2
SirCrocodilep		#14	[-]
Posts: 799 (01/12/10 09:15 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Love the letter bit.
Greenkiwi		#15	[-]
Posts: 430 (01/12/10 03:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ambore will be successfully cloned. (Rob M, will fuck her just to make sure she's just as boring as the original.)
Sshaaz	Survivor Sucks Rumours (not spoilers...)	#16	[-]
Posts: 943 (01/12/10 04:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	- After Coach's first confessional, where all he says is "Hello, I'm Ben Wade," there will be a 732 page post about how much he sucks. - Russell will have 2 confessionals in the first episode and he will be dubbed a "camera whore." - Cirie will giggle and half of Sucks will be wiping jizm off of their monitors. - There will be no less than 3 South Park-esque Paint animations attempting to recreate the unmatchable "Lividmanda" cartoon...all will provide a chuckle, all will fail. - Although several posts will emerge about a certain contestant's actions, words, confessionals, etc...they will contain 99.3% unoriginal content based on past appearances, 4 images of Silas screwing each of them, a grand total of 3.9 million laughter emoticons, and 653 people quoting a single post and trying to out-<3 the previous one. - At least 128 different posters will reconfirm to the rest of sucks how much they hate Russell, Rupert, Jeff, Lynn Spillman, Mark Burnett, Amber's ASS victory, New Coke and Shambo's hair. - If Cirie giggles while Sandra curses out Russell as Parvati smiles, the internet will implode from the vortex that Sucks will instantly become.
Sir Fuckingvivor		#17	[-]
Posts: 19 (01/12/10 07:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Everybody is doing it! Remove this ad Sshaaz wrote: - After Coach's first confessional, where all he says is "Hello, I'm Ben Wade," there will be a 732 page post about how much he sucks. - Russell will have 2 confessionals in the first episode and he will be dubbed a "camera whore." - Cirie will giggle and half of Sucks will be wiping jizm off of their monitors. - There will be no less than 3 South Park-esque Paint animations attempting to recreate the unmatchable "Lividmanda" cartoon...all will provide a chuckle, all will fail. - Although several posts will emerge about a certain contestant's actions, words, confessionals, etc...they will contain 99.3% unoriginal content based on past appearances, 4 images of Silas screwing each of them, a grand total of 3.9 million laughter emoticons, and 653 people quoting a single post and trying to out-<3 the previous one. - At least 128 different posters will reconfirm to the rest of sucks how much they hate Russell, Rupert, Jeff, Lynn Spillman, Mark Burnett, Amber's ASS victory, New Coke and Shambo's hair. - If Cirie giggles while Sandra curses out Russell as Parvati smiles, the internet will implode from the vortex that Sucks will instantly become. Nailed it.

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