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Howard said he'd like to go on and talk to Conan about this whole thing. He said what really annoys him is that Jay Leno has had it in for Conan this whole time. He said Jay crapped all over Conan and now Conan must see that.

Howard said lead in for a show on TV is very important. He said Jay had lead ins that helped him get ratings. He said the mood seems to be that everyone hates Jay. He said that they all seem to think that he's the devil. Howard said they're all goofing on Jay on the late night shows.

Robin wondered why Jay went on and did this show that looked like a public access show. Howard said people like to see big shows in prime time and it's like Jay knew that this show was going to fail and he took away all of Conan's thunder taking over the Tonight Show. Howard said Conan is out now.

Howard said Conan must feel like he was stabbed in the back like Letterman felt he was stabbed in the back. Everyone is hating Jay now.

Howard played the Rosie O'Donnell audio where she talked about doing Leno a few years ago. She explained how Brandon Tartikof asked her to host Friday nights on the Tonight Show and she was thrilled to go out and do it. She said that Jay didn't have great ratings when he first started out. She said that Brandon called her after they tried to work out the deal and told her that Jay doesn't want to take that one day off. Rosie said she didn't know why he wouldn't let her do one day. She wondered if Jay was afraid of losing the show. Howard said that's exactly what it was.

Rosie went on to talk about how she got a call from Jay and he told her he never would have had them ask her to do the show if he had known about it. She said he was apologizing to her for the whole thing. Rosie said she didn't do the show for years and years after that.

Howard said this sounded similar to what happened with him and Jay. Rosie went on to talk about how Jay is holding on to this thing so desperately. She said that Conan worked for NBC for 17 years and now Jay is doing this to him and taking that show back from her. Rosie said that Jay's 10pm show was pathetically lame and Conan would have been fine if he had a better lead in. Howard said she's right about that too.

Howard said he would sit down with Conan and not even goof around with him. He said he would have a serious discussion with him about this whole thing.

Rosie was talking about how robotic Jay Leno is and how Conan is trying to do new things on his show. She said that Conan deserves to be given a chance on that show. Rosie said that they should have told Jay to go find something to do instead of taking this chance away from Conan. Rosie said it's really shitty of Jay to do this to Conan.

Howard said comedians really hate Jay. He said he likes this whole thing. He said he doesn't feel so alone in his hatred of Jay now.

Rosie was saying that she hopes that Conan makes NBC pay for this whole thing and takes them for all he can. Howard said she's right about that too. He said Conan is getting canned and his whole career could be over for this thing.

Robin wondered where Jay was and if he was hiding so he doesn't have to hear this. Howard said this stuff just rolls off of Jay's giant head.

Rosie was doing her impression of Jay and goofing on him on her show. She said that Jay doesn't even see why this is wrong and he should just let go of the tow rope. She said he's desperately holding on to it.

Howard said this all reminds him of what Jay did with Stuttering John and how he didn't care about stealing someone from his show behind his back. Howard said he wouldn't have stood in the way if John wanted the job but Jay went behind his back and did it. He does everything sneaky and wants everyone to be his friend.

Rosie was talking about how Jay had a good lead in for his Tonight Show and that's why he was doing so well. She said that Conan never had that chance because his lead in was Jay Leno's awful show. Rosie said that the idiots at NBC let Leno stay and they ruined it. Rosie also pointed out that Leno does a lot of lame bits and he steals many of them from Howard Stern.

Howard said she's right about that too and Jay has stolen bits from his show. Jay Walking is one of the bits he stole. Howard said Jay claims that Steve Allen did those bits and that's where they got them from. Howard said he told Jay that's not the case and he knows that he stole them. He said Jay is a creep and he would never do anything to help him.

Howard said if he agrees to go on Conan next week they'll either fire Conan or they'll tell him not to come. He said he should bring Rosie and Patton Oswalt on with him when he goes on. He can bring on Sandra Bernhard on so she can talk about Jay Leno tying her up and stuff like that.

Rosie was talking about Jay stealing Howard's bits and how lame Jay is. She said that he's 60 years old and he should have learned it by now that everyone has to retire. She said that maybe everyone but Madonna and Oprah Winfrey have to retire.

Howard said Jay is a scumbag and he agrees with Rosie on most of that stuff. He said part of him says that Conan should have been able to get the ratings but then he does agree that the lead in is very important. Robin said that Conan came into an environment that was different than everyone else. She said that he had a tougher time with the lead in than anyone else.

Robin said the whole thing started with shenanigans because Conan was saying he had to have the Tonight Show. She said that's fine because Jay stole the show from someone else too.

Howard said if Conan did the show in New York he'd be there in a minute. He said that he appreciates Conan offering him the chance to come on. He's thinking about doing it but he's not sure if he will.

Howard said he'd like to go on and talk to Conan seriously about the situation. He said he wants to know if any of the executives are talking to him or not. He said that Conan should do this on his own show and get it out there. Howard said he wants to know who told him this and who fired him. He said he'd like to know who the point guy was in the whole thing.

Howard said he would ask Conan about how he feels about Jay for real. He said he had a brilliant line about him in a monologue from last night he thinks. He said Conan said that his dream as a kid was to host the Tonight Show and said something about the 7 months he had to host it.

JD had come in with some information about the Conan clips. Howard said he got some email about JD going out with Ashley Dupre and one person said that JD is too good for Ashley and he shouldn't be so worried about this date. Howard said JD could dress a little better than he usually does though.

Howard played the Conan joke where he says his dream was to host the Tonight Show when he was a kid. Conan says he thought about hosting the show for his whole life. Conan said kids can do anything they want to do in life... unless Jay Leno wants to do it too. Howard said that's funny but it's not enough. He said he should really tell everyone how he feels.

Howard said if he were Conan he would sit down on a stool and tell everyone what's going on. He said they should throw out the format and just sit down and talk. Howard said they should interview the lawyer who didn't put in the time slot he was supposed to be in. They left that out of his contract.

Howard said he'd love to do the show but he doesn't want to fly. Robin said they should drive. Howard said if she goes with him then he'll drive. Howard said someone suggested a satellite link but that always turns out lame. He said he wants to sit down with Conan and look him in the eye. He said he wants to talk to Andy about being a jinx on the show too. Howard said he'll run to Andy an pink belly him to watch his tits flop around.

Howard said he's predicted that Stuttering John will continue to have a job with Jay. He said Jay will keep him around because of everything that went down with them.

Howard played more of the Conan stuff and Conan was doing his Jay impression. Conan also joked about how 83 percent of voters in a poll said they want him to stay on at 11:30. Howard said he wants him to stay and he doesn't even watch that shit.

Howard took a call from a guy who said that he has to go on the show. He said he should get a Jay Leno look alike and bring him out. Howard said he wants to have a real conversation with Conan and not just goof around.

Robin said this would be TV history if he went out and did that. Howard said he's not even sure if the show would get on the air. He said he was escorted off the Arsenio Hall show one time and he doesn't think he could take that again. Howard talked about that incident and how awful that was. He was escorted out by two armed guards.

Howard took a call from a guy who said he should do the Conan show and he'd love to see it. He said he'd have kids just to be able to tell them about this moment and he's not even planning on having kids. Howard said he's almost tempted to get on a plane to do the show. He said he has a commitment to do this show though. Howard said it would be fun out there.

Howard said he really does want to do this. Robin said that it would be good promotion for SIRIUS too. Howard said he's done this kind of thing before and he's not sure he wants to go there to ruin the set. He said he would like to take his cock out and piss on the desk or something. He said he could even shit on the desk.

Howard said he'd like to be able to go out there and talk about how much he hated Jay Leno and Johnny Carson too. He said it's all so stupid though that he doesn't really care. Howard said Obama has called in 30,000 more troops and people are all worked up about late night TV.

Jeff told Howard that he has to do the Tonight Show.

Gary told Howard that they're saying that Conan has been invited to go on Letterman's show. He said they might want to bash Leno on that show. They're also hearing that Jimmy Kimmel is going to be on Jay Leno's show tonight. Howard said he thought Jimmy was bashing Jay the other night. Howard said maybe Leno is trying to make up with people since everyone is bashing him.
Jon Hein came in and talked about the Leno show and how he's making money with the show no matter what happens. He said that Leno had all of his bases covered with that show and he doesn't worry about his bad ratings or anything.

Howard said he's not sure why anyone would want to stay there when NBC is making them look so bad. Jon said Jay is living for this kind of thing. He can literally do no wrong for them.

Howard said if Conan is going on Letterman then he doesn't need to do Conan's show. He said it would be the same kind of concept. Robin said it won't go where Howard would go with Conan. Howard asked when Conan is going on Letterman. He said that all plays on whether or not he goes on Conan's show. Howard said maybe he could go on Dave's show and talk to Conan there.