I smell a potential suicide. Seriously. She is not gonna be able to handle this.
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Vanessa Wolfe Was Thrown Off a Bridge in Hollywood
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Posts: 8537 (01/14/10 01:23 AM) Registered user |
well we know she won't be jumping off a bridge... she's too talented at it.
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Posts: 36 (01/14/10 06:00 AM) |
April R wrote: 
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Posts: 28572 (01/14/10 06:11 AM) Registered user |
Old crow medicine song. How cool was that. Simon would love to be able to pluck some sort of ingenue out of the sticks and transform her/him into a star as his
final love letter to himself before he leaves, since he's all about "true talent."
Didn't think much of her when I first saw her and watching scenes of her in her element made me cringe b/c I had major childhood flashbacks. After she sang and went through the audition process, she had an endearing quality about her. Of course I am still a sucker for underdogs. Hopefully, after getting over her nerves, she will be able to really show us what she's got. Vanessa and the dude that sang One of Us WOOT! |
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Posts: 2401 (01/14/10 10:48 AM) Registered User |
Sweet, likeable kid - I'd love to introduce her to indoor plumbing and the rotary dial telephony but I didn't think the voice was there.
Props for singing Old Crow Medicine Show though - refreshing to hear something from other than the ghastly poop country catalog, no matter how badly delivered. |
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Posts: 1198 (01/14/10 11:21 AM) Registered user |
Here's the crazy thing - she's strangely bangable.
When they showed her sitting in the waiting room with her hair pulled back, she looked like LeAnn Rimes. And she actually had a pretty decent body. Based on her mom and the cows that also jumped off the bridge, she actually had a Stacy Keibler body relative to them. If you got her some veneers and a makeover, I bet she could be right purty. |
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Posts: 2406 (01/14/10 11:25 AM) Registered User |
^ Agreeance. They just need to do something about the wheatfield hair and those hideous choppers. Striking eyes and the rest of her features aren't bad.
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Posts: 8279 (01/14/10 12:32 PM) Registered user |
Velveeta Revolver wrote: 
I'd like to see her make it far. She looks like someone who would star on MTV's "16 and Pregnant" so Idol is definitely a better choice. Not that's she's 16 anymore. |
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Posts: 34870 (01/14/10 01:32 PM) Registered user |
She still had crystal-meth vapors wafting off her body. Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel turned her down for a date. Not even a gallon of turpentine can clean her
up. I'd like to see them try and put her through the makeover machine on Idol though, just for sick pleasure.
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Posts: 13302 (01/14/10 01:47 PM) Registered User |
zergrush wrote: Isn't it Ironic |
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Posts: 9762 (01/14/10 03:03 PM) Registered User |
She reminded me of all of the kids the Griffins encountered when they were put in the Witness Protection Program on Family Guy.
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Posts: 4197 (01/14/10 03:23 PM) Registered User |
She's cute and has a decent voice but she's no Jordan or Laura.
She'll get cut quickly or crash and burn during the TOP 24. Poor thing, this will probably be the highlight of her life. |
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Posts: 3132 (01/14/10 08:50 PM) Registered user |
I am not looking forward to seeing this poor thing crash and burn. She is NOT going to be able to handle the pressure.
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Posts: 12125 (01/14/10 10:30 PM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
I really adore her. A farm girl who can sing Country music. She'll go to Hollywood with an airplane, she never ride an airplane before. She can jump and
swim.
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Posts: 29428 (01/17/10 01:26 PM) |
I had a feeling Louie would like her.
But hey, I liked her too. She was really nervous during her audition, I fear for her in Hollywood. 
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Posts: 4075 (01/17/10 03:14 PM) |
I hope she's made of tougher stuff, I'd like to see her do well.
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Fcuk You ywia |
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Posts: 2953 (01/18/10 11:48 AM) Registered User |
April R wrote: Too bad for you because there will always be plenty of people like me who fall for the country bumpkin gimmick every.fucking.time <33333 her
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Posts: 8553 (01/18/10 02:26 PM) Registered user |
I'm actually sincerely looking forward to her crashing and burning.
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