Lindsey, complain about your period more because everyone cares.
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Make Fun of Each Survivor in Boot Order
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 foulmouthedleon |
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Posts: 2643 (01/25/10 06:31 AM) MESS member |
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Miles Edgeworth |
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Posts: 3472 (01/25/10 10:15 AM) |
Great job throwing away your beans for the million you unfunny retarded looking fuck |
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1540 (01/25/10 11:28 AM) |
Kelly Goldsmith, you are overrated and unfunny and a stupid player and a juror with no respect for the game. Your boot actually made Africa improve a little bit, because that's how bad you are. There's a reason you were never invited back for any kind of all-stars season. BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK.
Next is Brandon. |
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 Lexxan |
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Posts: 1372 (01/25/10 12:09 PM) |
"Cream buns and donuts
Brandon's a fruitcake with no nuts. So pathetic, I could go nuts." - ~Veruca Salt~ Next: Frank. |
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srvivrfreakevelrich |
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Posts: 3045 (01/25/10 01:46 PM) Admin |
Frank:
You fucking suck at playing I Never. |
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Lexxan |
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Posts: 1375 (01/25/10 02:38 PM) |
Cool Kid Kim Powers
Last Edited By: Lexxan
01/25/10 03:09 PM.
Edited 1 times.
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star jumper |
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Posts: 46943 (01/25/10 03:01 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
A haiku is 5/7/5, not 5/6/5.
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 7297 (01/25/10 03:50 PM) Registered User |
Teresa - I don't remember anything about her other than she said she joined the mile high club
Next - Big Tom |
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1546 (01/25/10 05:06 PM) |
Big Tom, eioyhoiewqyhoifwyiweyoiwefyeuoigo8reqgt7iqerygirqeug7yugewqiteqqgew9qwe7f. There, I spoke in your language.
Next is ~TWATWAFFLE~ |
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 682 (01/25/10 05:13 PM) |
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ThrowMeGabon |
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Posts: 1613 (01/25/10 05:21 PM) |
Kim J - Listen up, undeserving, decomposing, bag of fleshwrinkles: YOU
are the reason Africa was such a total POS: not Brandon, not Lex, YOU,
the token old hag whose casting and success remains one of the
greatest mysteries in Survivor. Have fun with that tumor-friendly brittle shell you call skin, granny, because time isn't slowing down.
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Cole |
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Posts: 2014 (01/25/10 09:23 PM) Registered user |
Ethan, cut that mop you call hair.
Next: Peter. |
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1555 (01/25/10 09:40 PM) |
Peter, you were the first Survivor contestant to actually frighten me. Cweepy. Just cweeeeeepy! *shudders*
next is NACHO MOMMA THE MARQUESAS GOD.DESS |
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gretchensucks |
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Posts: 1124 (01/25/10 10:26 PM) |
"Mama" sit down by your god damned "tool tree" and shut the fuck up!
next is Hunter (aka "MacGyver")... |
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PennerFan |
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Posts: 22 (01/25/10 10:26 PM) |
Patricia, you never had a hope in hell of going further than 15th place, and Maralyn was a much better fat older woman.
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Miles Edgeworth |
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Posts: 3474 (01/25/10 11:29 PM) |
Hunter Hunter Hunter. It takes a real fuckup to not realize that Rob was going to give up his chance at pussy for an allaince with you. Perhaps next time you play, you wont be so obnoxious
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gretchensucks |
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Posts: 1128 (01/25/10 11:37 PM) |
Sarah, the first Survivor of many to be "fucked" by Boston Rob.
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1558 (01/25/10 11:40 PM) |
I want to be fucked by Boston Rob too, mmmmm <3
Gabriel, STOP BEING SUCH A PAGONG MEMBER. That's unacceptable by Marquesas already. And you are ugly. |
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Cole |
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Posts: 2015 (01/26/10 02:24 AM) Registered user |
Miles Edgeworth wrote:Wait, he was? I thought he was tight with Sean, Sarah, and Vee. Anyway . . . Gina, perhaps you could've made the merge had you thought to TURN PASCHAL AND NELEH AGAINST KATHY SOONER. Next: Rob. |
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spina |
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Posts: 195 (01/26/10 07:08 AM) |
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