This is not what this thread is intended for! This thread is intended for making fun of people on Survivor in this format "I think the most well-rounded
Survivor is none other than (insert name here) S/he had it all (insert three witty jokes) and I think that if (insert event from the season) would have gone
very far.
Classics include "I think the most well-loved Survivor God is none other than JONATHAN PENNER. He had it all, churches, apostles, and a real compassion for teaching His flock. I think that if He had not gotten His Leg infected for our sins, He would have gone very far."
'I think the most well-rounded Survivor hick is none other than CLAY JORDAN. He had it all, good looks, great personality, and a real sweetheart. I thrink that if he had not beaten his children he would have gone very far. "
"I think the most well-rounded Survivor stepson fucker is none other than DEBB EATON. She has it all, a quilting store, a notebook full of poetry, and a real sweetheart. I think that if she had not been fisted by Mad Dog she would have won. "
"I think the most well-rounded Survivor incompetent is none other than CHET WELCH. He has it all, a nifty pink shirt, a pantload full of poo, and a real inability to stand upright, particularly in challenges. I think that if he had not been woken up by his tribe he would have slept through the entire show."
I think the most well-rounded Survivor arsonist is none other than RANDY BAILEY. He has it all, Hawaiian shirt, aversion to marriage, and arsonist tendencies. I think if he hadn't had been voted off the camp would have been far...more burnt
I think the most well-rounded Survivor stick is none other than JASON SISKA'S IMMUNITY IDOL. It had it all, good looks, great personality, and was just a fucking stick. I thrink that Randy would like to have it for playing fetch with his new puppy during the family visit.
See how it's done?
And no making fun of our young hero JT.
Classics include "I think the most well-loved Survivor God is none other than JONATHAN PENNER. He had it all, churches, apostles, and a real compassion for teaching His flock. I think that if He had not gotten His Leg infected for our sins, He would have gone very far."
'I think the most well-rounded Survivor hick is none other than CLAY JORDAN. He had it all, good looks, great personality, and a real sweetheart. I thrink that if he had not beaten his children he would have gone very far. "
"I think the most well-rounded Survivor stepson fucker is none other than DEBB EATON. She has it all, a quilting store, a notebook full of poetry, and a real sweetheart. I think that if she had not been fisted by Mad Dog she would have won. "
"I think the most well-rounded Survivor incompetent is none other than CHET WELCH. He has it all, a nifty pink shirt, a pantload full of poo, and a real inability to stand upright, particularly in challenges. I think that if he had not been woken up by his tribe he would have slept through the entire show."
I think the most well-rounded Survivor arsonist is none other than RANDY BAILEY. He has it all, Hawaiian shirt, aversion to marriage, and arsonist tendencies. I think if he hadn't had been voted off the camp would have been far...more burnt
I think the most well-rounded Survivor stick is none other than JASON SISKA'S IMMUNITY IDOL. It had it all, good looks, great personality, and was just a fucking stick. I thrink that Randy would like to have it for playing fetch with his new puppy during the family visit.
See how it's done?
And no making fun of our young hero JT.
