bumlets1 wrote:
Yeah- I watched that whole thing- no matter what you call it- magic underwear is still magic underwear.

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SuitSnob |
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Glamor Lohan |
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I'm withdrawing my membership in the Justin Williams street team for the time being...
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Tsathoggua |
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What the hell is magic underwear? I'd like an answer from an actual mormon please. And no I'm not watching that video.
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Sardonically Irreverent |
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SuitSnob wrote:I'd like to stick my hand in his magical manpanties. And any underwear which purportedly protects you from bullets, is indeed magical underwear. |
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Glamor Lohan |
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It's so wonderful that more people are seeing the sexy side of religion!
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SuitSnob |
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Sardonically Irreverent wrote: I'd rather get into Superman's bulletproof undies! Can you guess what is on his upper lip? |
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Fcuk You ywia |
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Danny Gokey 2.0
srsly, mark my words
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Lamont and Ray |
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Tsathoggua wrote: I'm an actual, active Mormon. Honestly, people outside of the the church spend way too much time thinking about it. It's no big deal. The term "magic underwear" is a derisive term used by people who like to mock us. I've never called them that, nor has anyone I've ever known... and while there are anecdotal stories of people claiming "magical powers", I think they are coincidental more than anything else. I remember just one story of a man who was caught in a fire, and apparently his burns were much reduced or non-existent where his garments were. Personally, I think it's just the fabric itself or simply the extra layer of clothing that did it more than anything else. Peronsally, I think some members of the church take it a bit too literally... but that's up to them. And, despite what some people think, we can take them off. What they are are sacred, everyday reminders of faith, plus a way to maintain modest dress. That's it. They aren't weird or unusual. They may not be what you're used to... It's also not all that unusual to wear religious clothing. Many faith of all kinds have religious clothing. Some of it worn on the outside, some of it not. Sikh men wear kacchas. A lot of Jewish men wear the tallit katan under their shirts. The fact is, underwear, in its' many forms serves some kind of purpose. If you think about... some of it is meant to keep warm (thermal or long underwear), some of it is meant to hide or shape (spanks, girdles, even bras) and some of it is purely decorative and seductive. They come in all forms, shapes and fabrics and are used for a variety of reasons. Why people are fascinated in what one particular religious group wears is actually pretty funny. In the end, Mormons are actually pretty tame... or possibly trendsetters. Mormon men have been wearing what are essentially boxer briefs long before anyone else. Also, despite popular opinion, we do not have to wear them all the time. There are plenty of times when it is perfectly appropriate, even necessary to remove them. It doesn't necesarrily mean anything to remove them... like I said, they are a reminder or personal promises and a guideline on how to behave. However, there are always times when they aren't appropriate to be on display or could be ruined, and thus, removing them is perfectly fine. This is very common for athletes and dancer, for example. |
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SuitSnob |
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What a thoughtful post!
You still are a member of a brainwashing cult masquerading as a religion, but that was very well written! |
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bumlets1 |
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When is it that they teach you to be on the wrong side of every civil rights issue since you all wrote your little book off of golden plates that nobody ever
saw by reading them from the inside of a hat?
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Sardonically Irreverent |
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There were supposedly 11 witnesses who saw the golden tablets. It should be noted however, they really wanted to bang lots of chicks too, so may have fibbed on
JS's behalf.
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SuitSnob |
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Joseph Smith didn't even add the Polygamy stuff until well after The Book of Mormon was published...because he wanted to fuck the maid and needed
justification. What a prophet!!!
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Apprentice Talker |
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Idols believe in Mormon religion.
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Tsathoggua |
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Thanks for answering.
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Glamor Lohan |
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Sigh, what a purty man.
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managerr |
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In addition to being an expert at everything, LamontAndRay is now claiming to be Mormon too?
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SuitSnob |
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managerr wrote:Male Mormons tend to be know-it-all-assholes...how could you help it if you were raised to believe that you get your own planet? |
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Glamor Lohan |
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Sssh, Suity, don't tell anyone but I think L&R is a woman.
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SuitSnob |
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Glamor Lohan wrote:No dear...She-Mormons are not allowed Internet access...they might get IDEAS!!!!! |
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Glamor Lohan |
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Sorry, Justin, a new love has PARKED inside my heart now...
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