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10. Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)



I feel like this may be a shock boot but Dianne just hasn't been ~bringing it~ like the rest lately.  She's still amazing though and worthy of this top 10 posish.

As you can see, DiFi simply radiates POWER. Look at that pic of her holding that gun. I wouldn't mess with her and neither would you. If you're in California you pretty much have to kiss her ring to succeed in politics. She controls that god forsaken state and can end you in a matter of days. The fact that she could have played Professor Umbridge in the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix major motion picture movie film makes her even more terrifying.



She looks like a petite old lady but don't be fooled. She's randomly a massive giantess. At 5'10" she towers over all the other female senators and looks like she could take down Arnold too.


 

If you're still not convinced of her power, look at how she's ALWAYS sitting down in the group shots of the women senators. No one be takin' Dianne's chair.




A lot of liberals actually h8 her because she operates as a CONSENSUS PERSON and they feel like she caves to pressure from the right too often. She's generally pro-business and supports things like capital punishment, but what they don't understand is that she just likes making munnies and watching people die. She's also constantly putting stuff in legislation that helps secure money for her husband's multimillion dollar real estate firm. G.oddess <3

She also recently appeared in Academy Award-winning major motion picture movie film MILK because she was the one who announced to the press that Harvey Milk was shot and killed.



SUPERSTAR!


And finally, much like The Amanda Kimmel, Dianne holds a number of "firsts" for women in politics. That number is 6.

1. FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF THE SAN FRANCISCO BOARD OF SUPERVISORS
2. FIRST AND SO FAR ONLY FEMALE MAYOR OF SAN FRANCISCO
3. FIRST FEMALE U.S. SENATOR FROM CALIFORNIA
4. FIRST CHAIRWOMAN OF THE SENATE RULES COMMITTEE
5. FIRST CHAIRWOMAN OF THE SENATE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE
6. FIRST WOMAN TO PRESIDE OVER A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION

While presiding over that she came up with this wonderful menu for the Inaugural Luncheon.



mmm american birds dianne's making me hungry. Also, that sponge cake almost KILLED Robert Byrd because he doesn't possess the ability to secrete saliva anymore.



seriously that actually happened


After writing that up I feel like Dianne might be worthy of a position better than 10th but too late now. At least she has this amazing statue.