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ShimMe		#601	[-]
Posts: 3502 (01/15/10 01:58 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ads no mass Remove this ad I must not be very good at this. This was my first try: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: nantucket? You: bucket? Your conversational partner has disconnected
harshaw66		#602	[-]
Posts: 2636 (01/16/10 12:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: you deserve to be worshipped as the %#@%@@ you are Stranger: lol Stranger: sounds good You: i want to caress you and hold you; give you a bath, maybe Stranger: tell me more You: sing to you in the night, when the stresses of the day chase away your much-needed sleep You: kiss you from head to toe, and make all your dreams come true Stranger: don't stop You: if my friends annoy you, i will discard them hearltessly You: if my parents dislike you, i will disown them and never speak to them again You: our love, your needs, they will always come first Stranger: that's what i wanna hear You: my opinions? my wants? they don't exist You: there is only you, and my devotion You: the stars will shine, but they are shining for you and you only Stranger: and my eyes You: your every wish will be my lifetime mission Stranger: say something about my eyes You: your mesmerising eyes---a mere look for them will get me to commit unspeakable acts that i would never dream of normally; they will send me to utter rapture and beyond You: gazing into them is like gazing into the face of God You: i have waited my entire life for a %#@%@@ such as yourself You: and i have found her Stranger: lol You: i do not deserve this kind of good fortune You: your laughter sends my heart into bliss and wild abandon Stranger: the problem is You: your every "lol" is like a tender kiss upon my cheeks Stranger: i have a boy friend You: HE WILL SOON BE A DECEASED REPLICA OF YOUR BEST FORGOTTEN PAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: or You: you could use me as a supplicant and servant once he has served whatever purpose he normally serves You: such is the length of my devotion to your beauty and your grace You: there are boundaries, and then there is my love for you Stranger: i promise, i will remember you You: and i, you You: my one true love Stranger: i am sure, you'll find anotherone Stranger: a person, with whom you really fall in love Stranger: trust me You: you are right You: as jay said to silent bob You: there is really only one bitch, and she just has a million faces. :) You have disconnected.
Cuauhtemoc Gilmore		#603	[-]
Posts: 21700 (01/16/10 12:42 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	X Bilkis wrote: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hullo! Stranger: m/f? You: f Stranger: im male. Stranger: hi!! You: how convenient Stranger: my name is glauber. Stranger: im 15. You: there's no way that's a real name You: nobody on earth would name their child that Stranger: im brazilian. You: that doesn't make it any better You: what a buzzkill that must have been Stranger: are you crazy? You: this is the most beautiful moment you will ever experience, giving birth to a child....what are you going to call it You: GLAUBER Stranger: si.. Stranger: glauber_nogueira@hotmail.com You: and you advertise that fact in your email address You: well good for you i guess Stranger: sorry... Stranger: but.. Stranger: slowdown!!! You: ok You: sorry for going so fast Stranger: can´t you stop !!!! You: yes i guess i can !!! You: i can't stop crying !!!! - khnum Stranger: what´s you problem? Stranger: im going.. Stranger: ok? You: i mean even if i did have a problem it would be paling in comparison You: to the fact You: that your name You: is GLAUBER and then he disconnected for some reason =( This is why I love you Bilkis.
pokeball18		#604	[-]
Posts: 7 (01/16/10 01:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: what's up Stranger: asl You: none of your business Stranger: haha sorry Stranger: I'm toree You: lovlee Stranger: how are you? You: too young Stranger: sweety I'm only 17 You: I'm 4
smileyriley14		#605	[-]
Posts: 3375 (01/16/10 03:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	#1: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: My name is Gilbert. Stranger: hello gilbert Your conversational partner has disconnected. #2: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello im harry:D You: I'm Larry. OMG! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
harshaw66		#606	[-]
Posts: 2651 (01/16/10 07:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey i'm a male 19 year old from the us, looking for a conversation with a female about my age, possibly sexual. You: you forgot to add that you are an incredible loser Stranger: haha Your conversational partner has disconnected.
harshaw66		#607	[-]
Posts: 2676 (01/17/10 02:12 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: lol Stranger: lmfao Stranger: omg You: lulz Stranger: obgyn You: ssts Stranger: stds You: aflcio Stranger: hiv You: mpaa Stranger: mip You: pmrc Stranger: phd You: mia Stranger: kia You: norad
harshaw66		#608	[-]
Posts: 2677 (01/17/10 02:25 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m,19 looking for girl with webcam You: i'm 38, looking for someone who's not a douchebag Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Zesty66		#609	[-]
Posts: 1897 (01/17/10 03:18 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: ih Stranger: als Stranger: als Stranger: asl You: sla You: sla You: lsa Stranger: well that hurt my feeling You: gnileef ym truh taht llew Stranger: racecar You: racecar Stranger: haha you said the same thing i did jackass You: ssakcaj did i gniht emas eht dais uoy ahah Stranger: yag si sdarwkcab siht setirw ydobyna You: you realise you wrote that backwards? Stranger: well i meant the other way fuck face im not a faggot your the faggot here, rot in hell queer, in fact i jizzed all over your moms face last night so take that bicth FUCK YOU =====[[]]car crash[[]]===== Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Zesty66		#610	[-]
Posts: 1899 (01/17/10 03:58 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ads no mass Remove this ad OMG I was having this full epic convo with this LA girl about like everything and she was secretly a lesbian and we became like BFF.....and then the connection imploded...
harshaw66		#611	[-]
Posts: 2691 (01/17/10 09:03 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 9 You: that's how many times i wanna cum Stranger: in my kidney? You: or pancreas You: your choice, of course Stranger: pancreas, preferably. i have a large tumor developing there, which is quite a treat. You: oh cool! Stranger: yah! You: how much longer you got? Stranger: 45 minutes. Stranger: and then i have to do laundry. Stranger: in my new.... five star washing machine. Stranger: it has a toaster. You: lol, what a cutie You: i bet your feet are hot Stranger: yep. i'm wearing these really thick socks. almost like slippers. You: may i massage them? Stranger: with your large intestine. You: you are just all about the human anatomy this evening, aren't you? You: did you see re-animator one too many times, hon? Stranger: nope Stranger: well. maybe you can massage them with an amputated elephant trunk. Stranger: if you'd like. You: whenever i think of kidneys You: i think of that letter jack the ripper wrote to scotland yard You: wherein he claims to have eaten the kidney of one of his victims You: "from hell" Stranger: your name is andrew, isn't it? You: no, it's richard bukowski You: but thanks for asking Stranger: OH. i see. You: rick's the name, loving the human body is my game You: i masturbate quite a bit Stranger: i boil the skin of mangos and feed it to my snake fetus You: when i was a younger man, i fucked the mouth of a frozen fish You: it wasn't very pleasurable Stranger: i'm 3 1/2 Stranger: feet tall You: i weigh in excess of 115 pounds Stranger: i live in new zealand You: i live northern greenland Stranger: i once whittled a piece of a gingko branch there. You: i use gingko branches to help me with mathematical problems Stranger: oh. i use them to stab amish people right above the collar bone. You: good job, their collar bone is their krytonite----i wish i knew what zero degrees kelvin felt like Stranger: creme brulee You: spartan majesty Stranger: you win... this time. You: but you'll be back, i'm sure... Stranger: when you least expect it. You: :::waits in anticipation::: You have disconnected.
smileyriley14		#612	[-]
Posts: 3436 (01/18/10 10:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: MIKE You: YEAH! Stranger: woah Stranger: DID I FIND YOU You: Yeah... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
harshaw66		#613	[-]
Posts: 2713 (01/18/10 11:51 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Avacado? You: you are more than likely an idiot, but let's hear what you have to say Stranger: STAR You: MOON Stranger: You're a faggot. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
WillyDarko		#614	[-]
Posts: 2090 (01/19/10 06:20 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	bored an i couldnt sleep this was fun You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heya You: H I Stranger: asl? You: f 20 australia Stranger: m 19 usa Stranger: nice to meet you You: O M W You: WHATS YOUR N A M E Stranger: Josh Stranger: u? You: VERUCA You: WHAT ARE YOUR S T A T S Stranger: nice to meet you Stranger: my stats? You: HOW BIG ARE YOU You: I LIKE BIG GUYS Stranger: i'm approx 6.5 inches Stranger: is that big? You: O M W You: I MEANT You: LIKE HEIGHT Stranger: ok wow You: AN I DONT KNOW WHAT 6.5 IS Stranger: total misread You: WE USE METRIC Stranger: well as you can see i'm kinda horny Stranger: lol You: C L E A R L Y You: DO YOU TALK TO STRANGERS IN REAL LIFE LIKE T H I S Stranger: sometimes...lol Stranger: i'm crazy You: ARE YOU TAKING MEDICATION? Stranger: haha no You: SO WHEN YOUR NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR PENIS WHAT DO YOU D O Stranger: talk about someone else's penis! You: =0 You: ARE YOU GAY? Stranger: no Stranger: not at all You: OH OK Stranger: that was a joke You: YOU ARE CONFUSING ME You: IM NOT THAT SMART You: AN THIS IS THE INTERNET Stranger: haha i bet you are...i'm just confusing Stranger: ok...wrap up You: DO YOU LIVE IN THE SOUTH Stranger: i'm 19 Stranger: and yes You: I MET PEOPLE FROM SOUTH THEY ARE A LITTLE WEIRD You: LIKE COWBOYS
harshaw66		#615	[-]
Posts: 2734 (01/20/10 11:52 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yikes You: ooopsies! Stranger: WONGA Stranger: only kidding You: KABOW! Stranger: i love mice You: i enjoy planetariums Stranger: i once licked of of jupiters moons legs You: my penis runs an average temp of 17 degrees farenheit Stranger: theres a large reptile living on my roof, i named it charlie cos it runs fast You: some charlies are mercurial, some are tempting, but all of them can smell ass from a mile away Stranger: if a fish swims an average of 12 miles an hour and it swims for 4 hours, how many burgers does jeremy beadle have per week You: if i were an astronomer, i would assign the official name "douche" to one of the galaxies, just to see if the other astronomers played along with it Stranger: if i were a truck i would zooom around farms and pick up wild seamen to climb aboard my vessel You: not my farm----we grow dreams and hairstyles on that bitch Stranger: i like corn on the cob You: i enjoy fritos Stranger: if you put a taco in your mouth sideways you can pretend to be a duck You: i once knew a guy who refused to eat doritos because he "hated mexican food" Stranger: do you own febreeze You: that's like asking me if have my own personal spaceship You: of course i own febreeze Stranger: one oclock two oclock three oclock kebab, we all dress up as grandfather clocks You: when i was four, my father taught me how to breast feed Stranger: i once played saxophone for the queen of namibia, she payed me in shells You: if i could fly around using only springsteen's born in the usa cd, i would Stranger: you are without a doubt the best person ever on omegle, people usually give up after about 2 :') You: i have enjoyed this round, young one----i look forward to meeting you again on the field of battle Stranger: do you have msn? i would quite enjoy further encounters You: lol, sorry, no Stranger: my fish has a large rucksack You: goddamn parting shots! You have disconnected.
ObservingEgo		#616	[-]
Posts: 10355 (01/21/10 04:31 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My stranger asked me if I wanted a beating or sex ... heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
harshaw66		#617	[-]
Posts: 2737 (01/21/10 09:12 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I would so love to see your chats.
smileyriley14		#618	[-]
Posts: 3437 (01/21/10 10:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi i'm asian male You: is that stereotype true? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
harshaw66		#619	[-]
Posts: 2763 (01/23/10 12:09 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: i am quite cruel in my treatment of women Stranger: and what do you mean by that You: i am known for certain things, my good sir Stranger: oh o see Stranger: i ** You: i am quite well educated in the ways of the weaker sex, my friend Stranger: oh really Stranger: asl You: i must say i ravenously disagree with your position on the louisana purchase, fine sir! Stranger: im a girl You: sir, no need for petty jokes! You: i can tell that you have the ability to read and write You: ergo You: you are not of the fairer sex! Stranger: yes im a feamle You: oh my good gentleman, please let us not waste time with foolish boylike pranks You: i see right through them, my good man Stranger: um ok w.e idc if you think im a guy i could care lees cuz im a girl You: your language and control over sentence structure has lessened, fine sir! is it possible that you are indeed of the non-penile variety? Stranger: what ? You: ahhhh You: your lack of comprehension bespeaks a certain feminine grace Stranger: im sorry im not an 1800s girl You: i should certainly hope not, milady! You: a sorry lot they were indeed! You: are your slaves not bathing you correctly, as they have been instructed? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
barnabusb		#620	[-]
Posts: 503 (01/23/10 12:22 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ads no mass Remove this ad You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Greetings, human. Stranger: m/f? You: Earthling. Stranger: penis or vagina? You: ...........neither? You: Oh snap! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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