You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: nantucket?
You: bucket?
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ShimMe |
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I must not be very good at this. This was my first try:
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harshaw66 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: you deserve to be worshipped as the %#@*%@@ you are
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sounds good
You: i want to caress you and hold you; give you a bath, maybe
Stranger: tell me more
You: sing to you in the night, when the stresses of the day chase away your much-needed sleep
You: kiss you from head to toe, and make all your dreams come true
Stranger: don't stop
You: if my friends annoy you, i will discard them hearltessly
You: if my parents dislike you, i will disown them and never speak to them again
You: our love, your needs, they will always come first
Stranger: that's what i wanna hear
You: my opinions? my wants? they don't exist
You: there is only you, and my devotion
You: the stars will shine, but they are shining for you and you only
Stranger: and my eyes
You: your every wish will be my lifetime mission
Stranger: say something about my eyes
You: your mesmerising eyes---a mere look for them will get me to commit unspeakable acts that i would never dream of
normally; they will send me to utter rapture and beyond
You: gazing into them is like gazing into the face of God
You: i have waited my entire life for a %#@*%@@ such as yourself
You: and i have found her
Stranger: lol
You: i do not deserve this kind of good fortune
You: your laughter sends my heart into bliss and wild abandon
Stranger: the problem is
You: your every "lol" is like a tender kiss upon my cheeks
Stranger: i have a boy friend
You: HE WILL SOON BE A DECEASED REPLICA OF YOUR BEST FORGOTTEN
PAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: or
You: you could use me as a supplicant and servant once he has served whatever purpose he normally serves
You: such is the length of my devotion to your beauty and your grace
You: there are boundaries, and then there is my love for you
Stranger: i promise, i will remember you
You: and i, you
You: my one true love
Stranger: i am sure, you'll find anotherone
Stranger: a person, with whom you really fall in love
Stranger: trust me
You: you are right
You: as jay said to silent bob
You: there is really only one bitch, and she just has a million faces. :)
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Cuauhtemoc Gilmore |
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X Bilkis wrote:This is why I love you Bilkis. |
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pokeball18 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey You: what's up Stranger: asl You: none of your business Stranger: haha sorry Stranger: I'm toree You: lovlee Stranger: how are you? You: too young Stranger: sweety I'm only 17 You: I'm 4 |
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smileyriley14 |
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#1:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: My name is Gilbert. Stranger: hello gilbert Your conversational partner has disconnected. #2: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello im harry:D You: I'm Larry. OMG! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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harshaw66 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey i'm a male 19 year old from the us, looking for a conversation with a female about my age, possibly
sexual.
You: you forgot to add that you are an incredible loser
Stranger: haha
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harshaw66 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lol
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: omg
You: lulz
Stranger: obgyn
You: ssts
Stranger: stds
You: aflcio
Stranger: hiv
You: mpaa
Stranger: mip
You: pmrc
Stranger: phd
You: mia
Stranger: kia
You: norad
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harshaw66 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m,19 looking for girl with webcam
You: i'm 38, looking for someone who's not a douchebag
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Zesty66 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi You: ih Stranger: als Stranger: als Stranger: asl You: sla You: sla You: lsa Stranger: well that hurt my feeling You: gnileef ym truh taht llew Stranger: racecar You: racecar Stranger: haha you said the same thing i did jackass You: ssakcaj did i gniht emas eht dais uoy ahah Stranger: yag si sdarwkcab siht setirw ydobyna You: you realise you wrote that backwards? Stranger: well i meant the other way fuck face im not a faggot your the faggot here, rot in hell queer, in fact i jizzed all over your moms face last night so take that bicth FUCK YOU =====[[]]car crash[[]]===== Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Zesty66 |
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OMG I was having this full epic convo with this LA girl about like everything and she was secretly a lesbian and we became like BFF.....and then the connection
imploded...
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harshaw66 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 9
You: that's how many times i wanna cum
Stranger: in my kidney?
You: or pancreas
You: your choice, of course
Stranger: pancreas, preferably. i have a large tumor developing there, which is quite a treat.
You: oh cool!
Stranger: yah!
You: how much longer you got?
Stranger: 45 minutes.
Stranger: and then i have to do laundry.
Stranger: in my new.... five star washing machine.
Stranger: it has a toaster.
You: lol, what a cutie
You: i bet your feet are hot
Stranger: yep. i'm wearing these really thick socks. almost like slippers.
You: may i massage them?
Stranger: with your large intestine.
You: you are just all about the human anatomy this evening, aren't you?
You: did you see re-animator one too many times, hon?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: well. maybe you can massage them with an amputated elephant trunk.
Stranger: if you'd like.
You: whenever i think of kidneys
You: i think of that letter jack the ripper wrote to scotland yard
You: wherein he claims to have eaten the kidney of one of his victims
You: "from hell"
Stranger: your name is andrew, isn't it?
You: no, it's richard bukowski
You: but thanks for asking
Stranger: OH. i see.
You: rick's the name, loving the human body is my game
You: i masturbate quite a bit
Stranger: i boil the skin of mangos and feed it to my snake fetus
You: when i was a younger man, i fucked the mouth of a frozen fish
You: it wasn't very pleasurable
Stranger: i'm 3 1/2
Stranger: feet tall
You: i weigh in excess of 115 pounds
Stranger: i live in new zealand
You: i live northern greenland
Stranger: i once whittled a piece of a gingko branch there.
You: i use gingko branches to help me with mathematical problems
Stranger: oh. i use them to stab amish people right above the collar bone.
You: good job, their collar bone is their krytonite----i wish i knew what zero degrees kelvin felt like
Stranger: creme brulee
You: spartan majesty
Stranger: you win... this time.
You: but you'll be back, i'm sure...
Stranger: when you least expect it.
You: :::waits in anticipation:::
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smileyriley14 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MIKE You: YEAH! Stranger: woah Stranger: DID I FIND YOU You: Yeah... Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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harshaw66 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Avacado?
You: you are more than likely an idiot, but let's hear what you have to say
Stranger: STAR
You: MOON
Stranger: You're a faggot.
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WillyDarko |
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Posts: 2090 (01/19/10 06:20 AM) Registered User |
bored an i couldnt sleep this was fun
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya
You: H I
Stranger: asl?
You: f 20 australia
Stranger: m 19 usa
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: O M W
You: WHATS YOUR N A M E
Stranger: Josh
Stranger: u?
You: VERUCA
You: WHAT ARE YOUR S T A T S
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: my stats?
You: HOW BIG ARE YOU
You: I LIKE BIG GUYS
Stranger: i'm approx 6.5 inches
Stranger: is that big?
You: O M W
You: I MEANT
You: LIKE HEIGHT
Stranger: ok wow
You: AN I DONT KNOW WHAT 6.5 IS
Stranger: total misread
You: WE USE METRIC
Stranger: well as you can see i'm kinda horny
Stranger: lol
You: C L E A R L Y
You: DO YOU TALK TO STRANGERS IN REAL LIFE LIKE T H I S
Stranger: sometimes...lol
Stranger: i'm crazy
You: ARE YOU TAKING MEDICATION?
Stranger: haha no
You: SO WHEN YOUR NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR PENIS WHAT DO YOU D O
Stranger: talk about someone else's penis!
You: =0
You: ARE YOU GAY?
Stranger: no
Stranger: not at all
You: OH OK
Stranger: that was a joke
You: YOU ARE CONFUSING ME
You: IM NOT THAT SMART
You: AN THIS IS THE INTERNET
Stranger: haha i bet you are...i'm just confusing
Stranger: ok...wrap up
You: DO YOU LIVE IN THE SOUTH
Stranger: i'm 19
Stranger: and yes
You: I MET PEOPLE FROM SOUTH THEY ARE A LITTLE WEIRD
You: LIKE COWBOYS
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harshaw66 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yikes
You: ooopsies!
Stranger: WONGA
Stranger: only kidding
You: KABOW!
Stranger: i love mice
You: i enjoy planetariums
Stranger: i once licked of of jupiters moons legs
You: my penis runs an average temp of 17 degrees farenheit
Stranger: theres a large reptile living on my roof, i named it charlie cos it runs fast
You: some charlies are mercurial, some are tempting, but all of them can smell ass from a mile away
Stranger: if a fish swims an average of 12 miles an hour and it swims for 4 hours, how many burgers does jeremy beadle have
per week
You: if i were an astronomer, i would assign the official name "douche" to one of the galaxies, just to see if the
other astronomers played along with it
Stranger: if i were a truck i would zooom around farms and pick up wild seamen to climb aboard my vessel
You: not my farm----we grow dreams and hairstyles on that bitch
Stranger: i like corn on the cob
You: i enjoy fritos
Stranger: if you put a taco in your mouth sideways you can pretend to be a duck
You: i once knew a guy who refused to eat doritos because he "hated mexican food"
Stranger: do you own febreeze
You: that's like asking me if have my own personal spaceship
You: of course i own febreeze
Stranger: one oclock two oclock three oclock kebab, we all dress up as grandfather clocks
You: when i was four, my father taught me how to breast feed
Stranger: i once played saxophone for the queen of namibia, she payed me in shells
You: if i could fly around using only springsteen's born in the usa cd, i would
Stranger: you are without a doubt the best person ever on omegle, people usually give up after about 2 :')
You: i have enjoyed this round, young one----i look forward to meeting you again on the field of battle
Stranger: do you have msn? i would quite enjoy further encounters
You: lol, sorry, no
Stranger: my fish has a large rucksack
You: goddamn parting shots!
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ObservingEgo |
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My stranger asked me if I wanted a beating or sex ... heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! |
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harshaw66 |
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I would so love to see your chats.
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smileyriley14 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi i'm asian male You: is that stereotype true? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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harshaw66 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: i am quite cruel in my treatment of women Stranger: and what do you mean by that You: i am known for certain things, my good sir Stranger: oh o see Stranger: i ** You: i am quite well educated in the ways of the weaker sex, my friend Stranger: oh really Stranger: asl You: i must say i ravenously disagree with your position on the louisana purchase, fine sir! Stranger: im a girl You: sir, no need for petty jokes! You: i can tell that you have the ability to read and write You: ergo You: you are not of the fairer sex! Stranger: yes im a feamle You: oh my good gentleman, please let us not waste time with foolish boylike pranks You: i see right through them, my good man Stranger: um ok w.e idc if you think im a guy i could care lees cuz im a girl You: your language and control over sentence structure has lessened, fine sir! is it possible that you are indeed of the non-penile variety? Stranger: what ? You: ahhhh You: your lack of comprehension bespeaks a certain feminine grace Stranger: im sorry im not an 1800s girl You: i should certainly hope not, milady! You: a sorry lot they were indeed! You: are your slaves not bathing you correctly, as they have been instructed? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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barnabusb |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi You: Greetings, human. Stranger: m/f? You: Earthling. Stranger: penis or vagina? You: ...........neither? You: Oh snap! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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