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Previously on survivor: Vee betrayed the womens alliance and Erica went home. 9 are left who will go home tonight?

Jolanda (confessional): I will find out who betrayed us and I will chop them off at the head but first I must demonstrate my value around camp
Jolanda(to the tribe): Alright this camp looks like shit lets get this camp together
Sean: I aint your goddamn slave
Jolanda: what was that bitch?
Sean mutters and walks away
Jolanda: Bobdawg and Gervase wake your lazy asses up and go fix the tent. Where is Rory?
Candace: He went to go get some food
Jolanda sighs
Candace(confessional): Jolanda is being quite bitchy but I dont mind as long as it keeps the target off me Im fine.
Jolanda (to Rory who just came back): Where da fuck have you been?
Rory shows oranges
Jolanda: I dont care what you have, just let me know what you are doing so I know where you are at
Rory: yea whatever
Rory(confessional): We are all getting along fabulousy with the exception of that bitch Jolanda. Im going to burn her house down if this keeps up

time for the charity auction
first item up for bid is covered
Dreamz: 500 dollars.
Jeff congrats you won fried chicken watermelon and some mashed potatoes
Next item is also covered.
Candace: 500 dollars
Jeff: congrats you won my penis.
Candace: no thanks sits back down
Jeff: dammit the next item is the invisibility ring
Vee: 500 dollars puts on ring and invisibles
Jeff next item is immunity
Jolanda: 500 dollars
Jeff: you should have let me finish you won the immunity picture
Jolanda: dammit
Jeff: next item is choclate cake
Dreamz: dammit dreamz wanted choclate cake I want choclate cake so bad. its my lifelong dream
Tijuana: 500. k dreamz I will make you a deal next time you win immunity you give it to me and I will give you my yummy choclate
Dreamz: deal
Tijuana: k
Jeff: last item is immunity
rory: since the other guys are sleeping, 1 dollar
Jeff: going once, going twice, k auction closed

back at camp
candace Jolanda and Vee are talking
Jolanda: I think tijuana betrayed us, did you see how she was willing to get rid of her choclate for literally nothing?
Vee: I see what you are saying. Should we go talk to the men about getting rid of her?
Jolanda: sure vee talk to sean and we can buy ourselves an extra three days.
Vee walks to Sean

Vee whispering: Now they want to get rid of tijuana , its up to you I will do as you ask
Sean (Confessional): The men are in the drivers seat we can either get rid of bossy jolanda or tijuana and the mens alliance is still going strong. I also get to keep this hii in my pocker.
might as well go tell tijuana that she is being targetted.

Tribal Council

Jeff who bugs you guys bobdawg
Bob: that bitch Jolanda is too bossy for my liking
Jolanda: watch your mouth
Jeff: what about you Rory
Rory: we all get along fabulously except for tijuana. that chick talks too much
Jolanda smiles.

now it is time to vote.
Jolanda (votes tijuana): You shouldnt have betrayed your alliance
Tijuana (votes Jolanda): You are such a dumb bitch

Jeff: k i will go tally the votes.
Jolanda
Jolanda looks nervous
Tijuana
Tijuana
Jolanda
Jolanda
Jolanda
and the next person voted out Jolanda please bring your torch.
Jeff: Jolanda is the first member of the jury congrats you may all go back to camp.

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