You want to marry Jessica, but you want to fuck Sugar.
Um DUH, dude. I'ma a chick but *I* know that.
Um DUH, dude. I'ma a chick but *I* know that.
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Posts: 28617 (01/19/10 10:00 AM) Registered user |
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SuperJude |
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Posts: 17329 (01/19/10 10:03 AM) Registered user |
token lunatic wrote: Interesting. I wonder if it's possible to have sex with both at the same time? Sugar can cry while Jessica pulls out her SAG card and claims it was all an act. -SJ™ |
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Posts: 1342 (01/19/10 10:07 AM) |
Yay let's answer those questions!
SuperJude wrote:Actually, considering she's a model, she's blonde, she goes out of her way to be cute and she is slutty, most Dolly Neely-loving gays are supposed to love her! I, as an exception to that rule, don't like her that much. Is Sugar healthy or Fat?Chemically speaking, Sugar isn't Fat, but she can be unhealthy at the same time! If Sugar hooked up with Rawky, what are the chances one of us hets will be able to score and then post all exploits and camphone pics at Sucks?150% to 200%. Sugar would love the attention! In a very Jenna Lewis way. When will loopymilkshake thank me properly for making this thread a smashing success?When you stop loving her in her hate thread! 
Why are so many of Sugar's pin ups seemingly aimed at teenagers and pedophiles?Because she has Peter Pan Syndrome and wants to have her childhood back, obviously. There's no better reason to explain why she made "the good guy" win in Gabon! Is there any het guy here who WOULDN'T have sex with Sugar given the chance?Considering she's probably extremely easy and sleazy, probably none would pass the chance up. I would, though. Who is better in bed, Sugar or Jessica?Sugar is probably more kinky, but she's probably not as tight anymore, for obvious reasons. |
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Posts: 7852 (01/19/10 10:23 AM) Registered User |
Who the fuck is Jessica? I seriously don't recall a Jessica ever being on this show and I'm being dead serious.
Is she some random groupie or something? |
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Posts: 1344 (01/19/10 10:32 AM) |
I'm guessing Jessica "Flicka", from Survivor: Cook Islands. Yes, that's why you don't remember her, because nobody cares about Cook
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Posts: 17331 (01/19/10 10:37 AM) Registered user |
Yeaster wrote:"Sugar" is a character created by Jessica Kiper. -SJ™ |
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Posts: 1345 (01/19/10 10:40 AM) |
SuperJude wrote:I can't believe I forgot Sugar is named Jessica. I always forget people's names when everyone uses their nicknames, wtf. |
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Posts: 3018 (01/19/10 10:41 AM) Dragonslayer |
I don't know what's more disgusting: Old decrepit Darrell, Inbred werewold looking JT (the most out of shape athletic guy I've ever seen) or Inbred Beantowner Rawky?Well I guess the Rocky rumours aren't confirmed. All contestants have to sleep with Darrell. It's in their contracts, in the small print, under the bit about how their family isn't allowed to sue if they die. |
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Posts: 17332 (01/19/10 12:19 PM) Registered user |
trickmind wrote:I could always go up to the Blvd. and check around, Rocky doesn't seem to stray too far, what with trying to get his big break looking like a skinny Boston douchebag. -SJ™ |
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Posts: 3021 (01/19/10 12:56 PM) Dragonslayer |
It's been 23 years since I was last in LA. Lucky bastard.
Sugar's feet smell like glue. |
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Posts: 1031 (01/19/10 07:59 PM) |
trickmind wrote: Great, you just went and insulted the glue. I would say her feet looked like last year's Christmas leftover turkey, but that wouldn't be fair to the leftovers. |
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Posts: 10771 (01/19/10 08:27 PM) Registered user |
Axie wrote: Sugar is NOT fat. She's full figured. |
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Posts: 1137 (01/20/10 12:09 AM) |
PeachessandCreeams wrote:That's full figured...and full figured in spite of extensive bike riding with 427 friends! 
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Posts: 545 (01/20/10 01:44 AM) |
If sugar is fat then i guess im a chubby chaser
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Posts: 762 (01/20/10 02:10 AM) |
I want to get lost in Sugar's meaty fatness. |
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Posts: 17339 (01/20/10 02:49 AM) Registered user |
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Posts: 46796 (01/20/10 02:51 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
SuperJude wrote: Yes, ask Tom Cruise and Meryl Streep while you're at it. I'm sure one of them would know since you all are such good friends. |
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Posts: 17342 (01/20/10 03:14 AM) Registered user |
star jumper wrote:No, I mean literally: I've seen Rocky twice already around the same area of the blvd. -SJ™ |
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Posts: 46798 (01/20/10 03:19 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
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Posts: 1952 (01/20/10 03:19 AM) |
PeachessandCreeams wrote:Agreed. Anyone that thinks Sugar is fat is a moron of epic proportions. |
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