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queen sibylla wrote:

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I wish I was as ripped as her... so hot. Maybe I should take up triathalons.
I miss my queen!! Has it been two years? I knew there was a reason I have been melancholy...

...And the land of Survivor lay quiet and uninspired without its true queen for months, which stretched into years. Many of her loyal subjects would latch on to any appearance she made in The World Outside, but none was quite satisfying enough. A host of foes had plotted to supplant her, and one, who called himself Coach, laid a spell to put her to asleep and prevent her return to Survivor Land. Another, a deceitful little barmaid tried to poison her with Splenda. Other ladies came, attempting to play the Game and steal the Dark Lady's Throne, but her true subjects could not be fooled by these imposters. And finally, after they nearly gave up hope and thought she had deserted the Land of Survivor forever, a rumor came that her return was eminent upon February the 11th. And immediately her subjects were overjoyed and prepared for her return. They are ready to stand by their Great Majesty again as she fights a host of new foes using her witches cauldron, fluttering eyelashes, seductive laugh, and her trusty buff as a miniskirt. New enemies include a Samurai Buddhist Monk with a great sword (whom she must seek revenge upon for putting her to sleep for months), a skinny waif of a fairy, a horse that tries to disguise herself as a Lady, and the evil Dwarf King. Others will try to win her heart: noble warriors, a mad pirate, and the lovable jester Jeffy, but they will only be ensnared. Yes, it is written that Queen Parvati will conquer all once more and resume her place as Survivor G.oddess, Queen of all the land.

JLK Name wrote:

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This bitch and a Survivor "nobody"

is freaking jealous of StepheMe!