Penny, you're worth even less than your name suggests. You're like chef Ramsay, only more obnoxious and lacking the skills to make a mean stroganoff.
Next: Jake
Next: Jake
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Make Fun of Each Survivor in Boot Order
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Posts: 1488 (01/26/10 11:30 PM) Registered User |
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Miles Edgeworth |
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Posts: 3482 (01/27/10 02:26 AM) |
Jake you know your life is pathetic when you make up stories that aren't even believed by resident dumbass ted
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Shion is Queen |
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Posts: 1049 (01/27/10 02:28 AM) |
Jake, congratulations on choosing the biggest group of dumbfucks for your tribe. You must have a special talent.
EDIT: Uhh, I guess I get to do Ted instead. Ted, if you'd never drank in your life, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE GRINDING THAT FAT COW?! |
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1584 (01/27/10 02:59 AM) |
Helen, every time you backstab a Denver Diva you are backstabbed by a puppy-killing sociopath.
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Lexxan |
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Posts: 1410 (01/27/10 03:57 AM) |
Jan, are you the mother of Adumb Genty?
next: CLAY. |
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Cole |
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Posts: 2024 (01/27/10 04:12 AM) Registered user |
Clay, Garfield could teach you lessons in making laziness entertaining.
Next: Brian. |
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1593 (01/27/10 04:15 AM) |
Our Lord and Master...
... where the FUCK are your emotions?! You scare the living shit out of me because you look like someone that could tie me in a chair and throw knives at me only to see if I flinch. Next is Ryan Aiken~ |
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ImANewUser |
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Posts: 2127 (01/27/10 05:47 AM) Registered User |
Daniel Lue getting saved over you is an insult enough, Ryan. Like, seriously.
 zomg granolagate is next 
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spina |
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Posts: 199 (01/27/10 06:05 AM) |
Janet - She ain't no Hershey bar, she's a granola bar.
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 696 (01/27/10 06:20 AM) |
Daniel Lue. If you're only friend is Matt, we can assume you're probably fucked too. But, you weren't really around long enough to figure out.
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1602 (01/27/10 06:23 AM) |
JoAnna, Immunity Idol > you.
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Cole |
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Posts: 2027 (01/27/10 10:31 AM) Registered user |
Jeanne, you must've done something BAD if attempted quitter Shawna got spared over you.
Next: Shawna. |
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Sshaaz |
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Posts: 1056 (01/27/10 10:35 AM) |
Shawna, had you held out just a few more episodes, you'd have won Amazon. Final IC was designed for a woman, and the Jury voted for tits. AHHH so close!
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Cole |
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Posts: 2028 (01/27/10 10:41 AM) Registered user |
Roger, you were pretty much a prototype for Sekou and Dave with your "bossy, pushy male" act. No wonder the men couldn't stand you.
Gee, I hope I got the order right. I keep mixing up Roger and Butch's places in the order. Next: Dave. |
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Miles Edgeworth |
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Posts: 3493 (01/27/10 10:49 AM) |
So how does it feel to know that Heidi is smarter than you and that she is also a better strategist that you Mr. Rocket scientist? |
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 697 (01/27/10 10:53 AM) |
Deena? What a strange name for a boy to have.
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Cole |
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Posts: 2029 (01/27/10 10:56 AM) Registered user |
Alex, next time you feel cocky enough to be open about your strategy . . . tell a dumber person, not the resident schemer.
Next: Christy. |
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gretchensucks |
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Posts: 1147 (01/27/10 11:11 AM) |
Christy, you're photo is featured in the urban dictionary under "deaf and dumb."
Next is Heidi BTW - kudos on JoAnna...that one was hysterical. |
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1624 (01/27/10 11:31 AM) |
Heidi, is your self-esteem, despite your high IQ and your three big beautiful breasts, so low that you wanted Matthew and Jenna to say you deserved to be in the F2? Or are you just that delusional?
Next is Butch. |
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spina |
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Posts: 202 (01/27/10 12:10 PM) |
Butch - Mate, even Matt Von Ertfelda, crazy pyschotic machete sharpener said you were crazy.
I don't know if you uh, talk to the wood? |
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