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The Bachelor
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Posts: 55 (01/25/10 08:45 PM) Registered user |
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dirkismyhomeboy |
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Posts: 1438 (01/25/10 08:45 PM) Registered user |
What an overdramatic little bitch. My god, he's worse than Jason.
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blmetsfan |
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Posts: 4077 (01/25/10 08:47 PM) Registered user |
 at Jake. I know why he got cast now. So dramatic! |
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Posts: 5645 (01/25/10 08:48 PM) Registered User |
OMG most dramatic rose ceremony EVER!!!!11!!!1!!
This is so completely laughtastic. "I need some advice" "blah blah blah" "what are you asking?" "do I have to give out two more roses?" With the suits and the lighting and the music, what a fucking soap opera. |
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Marchient |
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Posts: 969 (01/25/10 08:54 PM) |
Yeah Vienna! Suck it Ali. Beyotch!
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blmetsfan |
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Posts: 4078 (01/25/10 09:00 PM) Registered user |
Marchient wrote:X |
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Bite My Apple |
Will they never learn? | ||
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Posts: 50 (01/25/10 09:04 PM) |
Every season it is the same thing, a girl that the bachelor is leaning toward is targeted by the gaggle and one by one as they voice their dismay, distrust, disgust, ire and bile the bachelor picks them off, sending them home "broken hearted." Why can't they see that they are forcing him to defend, protect and cling to their target while turning on them for showing their catty, petty nasty selves?
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Meris |
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Posts: 85 (01/25/10 09:09 PM) |
I barely watch this but the whole cult thing is getting old.
Ali needs to get hit by a bus. |
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Pud Knocker |
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Posts: 188 (01/25/10 09:09 PM) Registered User |
So for us West coasters, who got sent home?
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Posts: 1173 (01/25/10 09:09 PM) Registered user |
Ali is such a nasty little c.unt, and I highly doubt she gives it to Jake about keeping Vienna.
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croakrqueen |
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Posts: 1174 (01/25/10 09:11 PM) Registered user |
Pud Knocker wrote: |
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smartguy24 |
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Posts: 5646 (01/25/10 09:29 PM) Registered User |
croakrqueen wrote:Yeah Ali needs to knock it the hell off with this garbage. I think Vienna is fugly as all hell and she annoys the fuck out of me the way she talks like something is stuck in the back of her throat, but jesus this is just stupid. |
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Bachelor Spoilers Please? | ||
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Posts: 4 (01/25/10 09:41 PM) |
Hey if anyone knows the boot list or who he actually ends up with can you PM it to me or post it in a spoiler tab on here please? I would really appreciate it, it is driving me crazy especially after tonight! Thanks!
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Posts: 233 (01/25/10 09:57 PM) |
I liked Vienna until tonight... her eyes make her that psycho that would fall for practically any guy. |
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Posts: 3432 (01/25/10 10:08 PM) Registered user |
Can we all agree that Jake is a dipshit? He was the one that warned Jillian about Wes and now that ALL of the girls are warning him about Vienna he still keeps her?
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croakrqueen |
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Posts: 1175 (01/25/10 10:47 PM) Registered user |
smartguy24 wrote: I honestly haven't been able to find any of these girls likable, but if I could pick, it'd be Gia. She seems nice, and isn't obsessed with the other girls there. I even saw her *gasp* talking to Vienna. Vienna is another one I want to win, but only because it would be so wrong, and therefore, so funny. |
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Posts: 3 (01/25/10 11:48 PM) |
Oh man, that was so freaking staged. At the "Chris, I need your advice - do I have to give out two roses" part, Jake walks out of the room, around the corner and outside and interrupts Chris talking with two stage hands/producers/whatever.
-Now at this point, Jake has two roses left. If this was the usual scene, he would hand out one of the two roses - at which point, Chris would immediately step in and say (duh) "ladies, this is the last rose" like he always does. Were they going to wait for him to stop his conversation and come back into the room? Why wouldn't he be just out of frame, ready for his usual line? Or is the one time they thought we all didn't need to be reminded that it was the final rose of the evening? He did indeed say it when they came back in and told the ladies another one was going to be dropped. So why wasn't he ready for it before hand? |
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Posts: 1368 (01/25/10 11:56 PM) Registered user |
cactusgirl wrote: Her hide and seek skills are the only thing that suck about Gia. That woman is fucking gorgeous. I am a big time fag but tonight I found myself wanting to kiss Gia and do other naughty things to her. She is so damn sexy it hurts. She is perfect, her lips and her sex appeal drive me wild. Can you imagine the kids sexy ass Jake and Gia would make? I am really pulling for her. I just am in love with her. Vienna looks like a man and what the fuck is up with her messy ass hairdo on next week's preview? Jake is such a drama queen, was it really necessary to pull that stunt during the Rose Ceremony? |
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Posts: 84 (01/25/10 11:58 PM) |
They aren't even upset they lost Jake - they're mad they left before Vienna.
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scepticA |
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Posts: 1904 (01/26/10 12:07 AM) Registered User |
I also noticed how far Chris was from the door when Jake was fumbling. Wouldn't he be right near the door for his famous, "this is the final rose" line - one of the classic dumb lines in reality TV history, btw...
Well, I think his distance from the door was the norm. These rose ceremonies take a long time to get through, much longer than the few minutes we see on TV. There is probably several minutes between each rose. So when Jake was fumbling with the two remaining roses there was probably still a lot of time before the "this is the final rose..." line. They're sort of like the tribal councils in Survivor, that take over an hour. We see ten minutes. Yet another example of the staging of reality TV. It's designed for drama, good shots and closeups rather than to give us an accurate realtime idea of what's actually going on. |
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