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Previously on Celebrity Survivor: When the tribes were told that they would both be going to tribal council the game was changed. When Joe and Brett both won individual immunity they were guaranteed safety. At Bongo Conor asked the tribe to vote him off so they did. At Loxo Ellen and Tiger got in a big fight. Both were targeted. However at Tribal Council, a tie was forced twice. Jimmy ended up grabbing the blue rock of doom, even though he didn’t receive any votes. 15 Remain.

Episode 5-All Hell Broke Loose

Loxo Tribe-Night 10

Confessional: Natalie Maines “So Jimmy just went home. I’m screwed now. He was my closest ally and I betrayed my alliance so I’ll probably be next. I’m really screwed now.”

Megan: “What just happened?” Ellen: “I don’t know. Apparently somebody felt like they needed to betray me.” Tiger: “Oh get over it.” Ellen: “I wasn’t talking to you. I was in an alliance. I don’t know who voted for me, but somebody did. So you can just get out of my business.” Tiger: “No you’re complaining” Ellen: “No I’m not. I want to know who voted me out. It would be sweet karma if it was Jimmy.” Shawn: “Joe and I did not vote for you.” Adam: “I voted for Tiger” Ellen: “So that means that it was Jimmy and Natalie.” Natalie: “Yeah I voted for you. So what?” Ellen: “Well you had been in an alliance with me. I hope no one trusts you.” Natalie: “Well you are weaker than Tiger. It makes no sense to vote him off.” Ellen: “Whatever, I’m going to bed.”

Confessional: Joe Jonas “Well Natalie and Jimmy betrayed us. I guess it’s fitting that Jimmy is gone. I’m going to talk to Megan and Adam about joining with us. Because we need at least 4 to have the majority in the tribe.”

BongoTribe-Day 11

Confessional: Kate Gosselin “Last night at Tribal, I made up a lie about Clint telling me stuff. Basically I need to do whatever it takes to stay in the game. If that means lying, then I will lie.”

Marisa and Lady Gaga were in the jungle getting coconuts. Marisa: “Can we trust Clint?” Gaga: “I don’t know. If he’s telling Kate stuff that he shouldn’t be, then I think we need to get rid of him soon. But who knows? Kate probably made it up.” Marisa: “Hopefully we win so that we don’t have to decide.”

Confessional: Marisa Tomei “Well the next time we go back to Tribal Council it’s either going to be Kate or Clint. Kate is annoying and bossy while Clint is older and apparently can’t keep a secret. It’s going to be a big decision that hopefully I don’t have to make.”

Logan and Zac were sitting in the shelter by themselves. Logan: “It sucks that Conor’s gone.” Zac: “Yeah it does.” Logan: “Hey do you want to go to the Final 2 with me?” Zac: “Sure” Logan: “Let’s shake on it.” Logan and Zac shake hands.

Confessional: Logan Lerman “I offered an alliance to Zac because we are both younger guys. If the girls were smart they would gang up and take out one of the guys. I figured it would be Zac that they would ask. Now I should be safe because he won’t let them take me out yet.”

Clint: “I hope you all know that I didn’t tell Kate anything.” Kate: “Yes you did. You told me that everyone hates me. You said that Lady Gaga and Marisa have an alliance.” Lady Gaga: “I don’t have an alliance with anyone.” Kate: “That’s not what Clint said.” Clint: “I’m not going to argue with you.” Clint got up and laid down in the shelter.

Confessional: Lady Gaga “I want to believe that Clint is telling the truth, but he doesn’t put up a fight at all. And then he’s telling people that I have an alliance with Marisa. I don’t have an alliance with anyone yet. And I don’t like it when he’s spreading rumors. It’s not High School anymore. Of course it’s not like he’s been in High school for a long time.”

Loxo Tribe- Day 11

Ellen: “I’m sorry if I got upset last night. I just didn’t think that would happen.” Tiger: “You were too cocky.” Ellen: “Please don’t talk to me. I don’t want to hear your annoying voice or hear your bitching all day. So please get away from me.” Tiger: “You are just as negative as I am. And don’t say I have an annoying voice. That’s you. Just because we are playing a game doesn’t mean that I won’t take care of you.” Ellen: “So you want to punch me. Go ahead. It will show what type of man you really are.” Adam: “No I think he meant take care of you as in have sex with you.” Ellen: “Tiger you are a sick freak.” Tiger: “That’s not what I meant.” Adam: “Sure it isn’t.” Tiger: “It’s not you little prick.” Ellen: “Don’t call him that.” Adam: “I will fight my own battles.” Tiger: “Just shut up fat ass.” Adam: “I’m not a fat ass.” Tiger: “I was talking to Ellen.” Megan: “That’s enough. You are nothing but a jerk. I wish I had voted for you last night.” Tiger: “Blah, Blah, Blah. You all know you wouldn’t be able to survive without me.” Megan: “You don’t do anything. Joe fishes. Ellen cleans the fish. Shawn usually gets the coconuts. Natalie cleans the dishes. Adam and I cook the beans. You don’t do anything.” Tiger: “That’s not true.” Megan: “Yes it is. You suck.”

Confessional: Tiger Woods “Today they all ganged up on me. It was unfair. I work. They are all just jealous.” He cries.

Tiger: “I don’t suck.” Ellen: “You kinda do.” Natalie: “You guys need to stop.” Ellen: “You need to stay out of it too.”

Confessional: Ellen Page “All hell broke loose today. We are a tribe divided. Natalie and Tiger are on the outside. I had enough of their crap. It’s funny because three days ago I hated Adam, but now we are close.”

Natalie: “No you guys are just being bullies. You really need to stop.” Joe: “Shawn let’s go get some coconuts.” Shawn and Joe leave. Natalie: “Oh you guys think you can just leave. You guys are just chicken.” Ellen: “Leave them out of it.”

Joe: “I don’t like this.” Shawn: “I can’t take the constant fighting. It’s ridiculous.” Joe: “I know, right.”

Confessional: Joe Jonas “Shawn and I can’t stand the fighting. But it should be easy to convince Adam or Megan to join us.”

Reward/Immunity Challenge #5

Jeff: “Come on in. Loxo voted out Jimmy and Bongo missing Conor. Today’s challenge will be a combined Reward/Immunity challenge. Each tribe will select one member to wrestle against a member of the other tribe off a platform in the water. First tribe to 5 points wins immunity, a cooler full of 7UP and the chance to send a member of the opposing tribe to Exile until Tribal Council. I think that should be enough to play for. Let’s get going.”

Round 1: Brett vs. Tiger

Brett grabbed Tiger by the waist, trying to slam him down. Tiger escaped. Tiger: “Bring it on” Brett ran at Tiger hitting him in the stomach using his shoulder forcing Tiger in the water. Jeff: “1 point for Bongo”

Round 2: Zac vs. Joe

Zac grabbed Joe by the arm trying to drag him to the edge, only for Joe to kick Zac’s ankle making Zac lose his balance and fall in the water. Jeff: “We are tied up.”

Round 3: Lady Gaga vs. Megan

Megan ran at Gaga. Gaga grabbed Megan by the ankle and flung her leg in the air. She then drug Megan to the edge and spun her into the water. Jeff: “Bongo 2, Loxo 1”

Round 4: Logan vs. Adam

Adam used his Height and weight advantage as he picked up Logan and tossed him in the water. Jeff: “All tied up”

Round 5: Kate vs. Ellen

Ellen grabbed Kate by the waist. Kate went backwards making them both go in the water but giving Bongo the point since Ellen went in first. Jeff: “Bongo 3, Loxo 2”

Round 6: Marisa vs. Shawn

Shawn used her strength and pushed Marisa in to the water, tying everything up.

Round 7 Clint vs. Natalie

Jeff: “Our first opposite sex battle is for immunity.” Clint tried to push Natalie to the edge, but she was stronger and she tossed him into the water. Jeff: “Loxo wins immunity” Natalie: “I needed this one Jeff”

Tiger: “We would like to send…Clint to Exile Island” Clint: “Damn”

Jeff: “Clint you will return to your tribe tomorrow before Tribal Council.”

Exile Island-Day 11

Confessional: Clint Eastwood “I’m scared of what’s going to happen. Not of the elements, but of what Kate’s going to tell them.”

Bongo Tribe-Day 11

Confessional: Kate Gosselin “Well this is the dream scenario. Clint’s on exile and I can weave my tale without him here. It’s his own fault we lost. He wanted to do the challenge instead of letting Stacy do it, who used to be a Pro Wrestler. It made no sense”

Kate, Brett, Zac and Logan were in the woods. Kate: “I think you should all know that Clint told me that you are all in an alliance. I just want to beg my case that you keep me. I really want to stay.” Brett: “I have no alliances, but I’ll consider keeping you” Kate: “I won my round today. Clint did not”

Confessional: Zac Efron “Kate brings up a lot of good points. Clint seems to gossip a lot and he’s weaker. But Kate is such a bitch. So I don’t know what I’m going to do.”

Lady Gaga and Marisa were talking with Stacy. Gaga: “How do you want to vote?” Marisa: “I don’t know Clint lost today. But Kate is such a bitch.” Stacy: “Yeah I want to take out Kate.” Gaga: “Why?” Stacy: “I can’t stand her at all. Clint is so good.” Gaga: “But if we vote off Kate then the guys could pick us off one by one.”  Stacy: “True”

Bongo Tribe-Day 12

Confessional: Stacy Keibler “So today we have to vote off either Kate or Clint. I don’t know who to choose”

Clint returned from Exile. Clint: “Kate made everything up.” Stacy: “What?” Clint: “She’s a liar”

Confessional: Stacy Keibler “Well what are we supposed to believe? I guess I’ll decide at Tribal”

Tribal Council #6-Bongo Tribe

Jeff: “Welcome to Tribal Council. Brett what was it like to lose today?” Brett: “That’s a stupid question. I hate losing” Jeff: “Stacy, you are an ex-pro wrestler, why were you not in it?” Stacy: “I was until Clint wanted to go. And everyone else had already gone” Jeff: “Do you regret not going?” Stacy: “Yeah, but if they vote me off over not doing a challenge then they are making a mistake.” Jeff: “Clint, are you worried? You lost it for them.” Clint: “I’m more worried about Kate lying.” Jeff: “Kate what is he talking about?” Kate: “He keeps trying to accuse me of lying. He told me stuff and I told the others. He got Caught.” Jeff: “So is that what your basing your vote on tonight Marisa?” Marisa: “Well I don’t know what to do. Get rid of the cancer, or the weak link.” Jeff: “How about you Gaga?” Lady Gaga: “I’m voting for the person that I think will hurt my chances in the game if they stay.” Jeff: “With that it’s time to vote. Kate you’re up”

Kate: “Sorry Clint, it had to happen. Bye Bye”

Gaga: “I’m sorry, but there was nothing else for me to do.”

Clint: “Kate you are a lying bitch, and I’m glad it’s you tonight.”

Marisa: “I’m sorry, but you are the weak link.”

Jeff: “I’ll go tally the votes. The person voted off will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately.”

First vote…

CLINT

KATE

KATE

CLINT

KATE

CLINT

CLINT

And the final Vote…CLINT

Jeff: “Clint the tribe has spoken.” Clint: “Good luck you guys.”

Jeff: “Will this make you guys stronger? I guess we will find out.”

Clint Eastwood’s Final Words: “That bitch Kate took me out. She’s playing a good game. But I’m happy. I outlasted 5 other people including a young kid that couldn’t take it. I’ll never forget this experience.”

Last time on Celebrity Survivor: At Loxo Ellen and Tiger’s battle continued. At Bongo Clint was sent to exile letting Kate spread her lies about him. When Bongo lost, Clint was sent packing in a 5-3 vote. 14 remain.

Episode 6- Kiss of Death

Bongo Tribe-Night 12

Confessional: Stacy Keibler “Well Clint was voted out. I’m worried because I voted for Kate. I still think Kate is next, but I’ve thought that for 3 tribal councils now.”

Bongo Tribe-Day 13

Brett: “How come I wasn’t told about what was going on?” Zac: “We thought you knew.” Brett: “Well next time please tell me.” Zac: “Fine I will.”

Confessional: Zac Efron “Brett annoys me. He expects us to do whatever he says and then he gets angry when things change. He would have never have voted Clint off. He thinks the women are weaker.”

Kate: “Hey y’all, we got tree mail.” Zac: “What does it say?” Kate: “One by One, the selection will be done; the game will be changed, might you be enraged?” Zac: “Sounds like a swap or something.”

Confessional: Lady Gaga “Well it sounds like we might get mixed up or something. I don’t want that to happen. I like these people, and I’m in a good situation. I would hate to get screwed over because of this.”

Tribal Swap-Day 13

Jeff: “Come on in you guys. Loxo getting your first look at the new Bongo tribe, Clint voted off.” Adam: “Wow.” Jeff: “Today there will not be a challenge. You will all be voting for two leaders one male and one female from your tribe. The leaders will then pick a person to join their new tribe. It’s a swap.”

Confessional: Ellen Page “This is my chance to get rid of Tiger. I would never think of him as the leader but as long as I’m not on his tribe I’m cool with it.”

Jeff: “Bongo you selected Brett and Lady Gaga. Loxo you selected Tiger and Shawn.” Brett: “So we pick Zac first right?” Gaga: “Sure.” Jeff: “Oh don’t get to ahead of yourself there. Gaga and Shawn please switch places.” Shawn: “Oh what?” Jeff: “Gaga and Tiger are now on the Loxo Tribe and Brett and Shawn are on the Bongo tribe.” Zac: “wow.” Jeff: “Loxo will be selecting first.” Tiger: “I pick Zac.”

Confessional: Lady Gaga “Tiger picked without even asking me. I want Marisa on my tribe and I got no say in it.”

Brett: “Well we pick Joe.”

Confessional: Shawn Johnson “Brett picked without asking me, but at least we got Joe. He’s my best friend out here.”

Zac: “I pick Logan.” Joe: “I pick Ellen.” Ellen blew Tiger a kiss as she left. Ellen: “That’s the Kiss of Death my  friend.” Tiger: “Whatever” Logan: “I pick Marisa” Ellen: “I pick Megan” Marisa: “I pick Natalie.”

Confessional: Stacy Keibler “As soon as I heard Marisa say Natalie’s name I knew I was screwed.”

Confessional: Natalie Maines “I was shocked to hear my name. Really I have a better chance even though I’m an outsider because I was one of the next 2 on the other tribe no matter what. At least now I might have a chance.”

Megan: “I pick Stacy.”  Natalie: “I pick Adam.” Jeff: “That means that Kate you are going to Bongo. Go ahead and go back to your new camps.”

Bongo Tribe-Day 13

Confessional: Kate Gosselin “Well I happened to be one of the few people that stayed at my old tribe. I’m outnumbered now tribe wise but I was next at Old Bongo anyway so maybe I can convince them to get rid of Brett or Stacy if I have to.

Stacy: “Welcome to Bongo everybody.” Megan: “It’s so pretty.” Joe: “Yeah it’s really awesome.”

Confessional: Brett Favre “These people are all really annoying. They all talk about how pretty and awesome it is. Cut the Crap its dirt and sand. It’s not pretty. But I’m outnumbered now so I have to watch what I say.”

Brett: “So why don’t we get started?” Joe: “What do you want us to do?”  Meanwhile Megan, Ellen, Shawn, Stacy and Kate laid on the beach tanning. Megan: “Joe come over here.” Joe joined them sun tanning.  Joe: “Thanks, I can’t stand him telling me what to do”

Confessional: Brett Favre “These people don’t work. I’m the only guy out here. Joe’s a guy but he’s the pansiest guy I’ve ever seen.”

Confessional: Shawn Johnson “I noticed that Brett was kind of bossing Joe around. So I called Joe to rest with us. Brett needs to learn how to adapt or else he will go bye-bye”

Loxo Tribe-Day 13

Confessional: Tiger Woods “So Ellen is no longer on my tribe. I’m ecstatic. This is great. No more of her annoying ass  around here.”

Natalie: “Welcome to Loxo.” Marisa: “It’s nice to get a change of scenery.”

Loxo Tribe-Day 14

Confessional: Logan Lerman “We have a new tribe. Basically Old Bongo has the majority. It looks like Natalie will be first to go when we lose.”

After they had settled in, Zac went to catch some fish. After a half hour of fishing he caught 2 fish. Zac: “Hey look what I caught everybody.” Logan: “Awesome dude.”

Confessional: Marisa Tomei “Today Zac went out and caught some fish. Now that Brett’s no longer here he is doing the work. I noticed that Tiger didn’t work at all and he ate the biggest portion.”

Immunity Challenge #6

Jeff: “Today’s challenge will see how much each of you wants to stay in the game. Each tribe member will be sitting on a rope hanging above the water. You will be holding onto a rope. When you want out you let go. Or if you lose your concentration you might let go. It will be very uncomfortable. The first tribe to lose all tribe members loses and will be going to Tribal Council tonight.”

Jeff: “The challenge has officially started.” 10 minutes in: Zac: “Jeff this is hurting a very delicate area” Stacy: “Yeah a very small area.” Zac: “Trust me I’m the biggest guy here.” Brett: “I highly doubt it.” Zac: “I’ll prove it for some chocolate and peanut butter.” Jeff: “No one wants to see it.” 20 Minutes in: Jeff: “How are you all doing?” Tiger “Not very well.” Natalie: “Oh crap” as she slipped and fell in the water. Jeff: “And just like that the first person is out.”  40 Minutes: Zac “Sorry everybody” Zac let go slipping in the water.  42 Minutes: Stacy “I’m out” Megan: “So am I” as they both dropped into the water. Jeff: “And just like that we are tied again.” 47 Minutes: Logan “I’m out” Logan dropped in. Adam: “Me too” Adam dropped out. Tiger: “Last guy standing for my tribe. I’m the strongest out here!” but he lost concentration and the rope as he slipped into the water. 1 Hour in: Joe: “I’m done. Good job Brett” Joe dropped out.  1 Hour and 30 Minutes in: Gaga “Marisa I can’t hold on much longer.” Marisa: “It’s okay.” Gaga dropped leaving Marisa alone for her tribe. Kate: “You don’t need me anymore” She dropped in. 2 Hours and 45 Minutes. Marisa: “I’m so sorry everybody.” Gaga: “It’s okay.” Marisa dropped in giving immunity to Bongo. Jeff: “Bongo you can now send someone to Exile from Loxo. They will stay there until Tribal Council.” Ellen: “Send Tiger” Megan: “Yeah Tiger” Jeff: “Tiger you are going to Exile”

Exile Island-Day 14

Confessional: Tiger Woods “I’m out here on Exile to have the experience. I decided not to eat or drink I just wanted to live in the elements. I’m safe until the merge so I’ll be okay.”

Loxo Tribe-Day 14

Confessional: Marisa Tomei “Well it looks like Natalie is going tonight. It’s sad but she dropped out first.”

Natalie, Lady Gaga, Zac, Marisa and Logan were in the woods. Natalie: “I hope you know that I will be 100% loyal to you all. Ellen and her cronnies hate me so they will never join with me.” Lady Gaga: “You will be loyal.” Natalie: “Yes”  Zac: “Okay” Natalie: “That’s all I have to say. But Tiger’s cockiness will cost you. It cost him today and its cost him in the past.” Natalie leaves. Gaga: “So do we take out Nat for being weaker, or Tiger for being a challenge threat later?” Marisa: “I really don’t know.”

Confessional: Logan Lerman “Tomorrow we are either getting rid of Tiger or Natalie. We will wait for Tiger to get back from Exile to talk to us.”

Loxo Tribe-Day 15

Tiger: “I’m back.” Lady Gaga: “I was wondering if I could talk to you for a second.” Tiger: “Nah I’m tired.”

Confessional: Lady Gaga “Tiger comes back from Exile. I offer him a chance to plead his case and he says he’s too tired. F*** you Tiger.”

Confessional: Tiger Woods “Today I slept all day. I’m safe and I know it. There’s no reason to talk to any of these idiots. We will vote off the weak link Natalie.”

Tribal Council #7

Jeff: “Welcome to Tribal Council. Marisa you lasted the longest in the challenge. What was it like when you finally fell in?” Marisa: “I gave my all. I wish I could have lasted longer and I was disappointed when I fell in.” Jeff: “Natalie, you stayed here while most of the tribe was switched. How did you feel?” Natalie: “I felt and still feel happy about that. I was one of the next to go whenever that tribe lost. I may still go tonight but at least I have a better chance.” Jeff: “So you think it’s you?” Natalie: “Yeah, I do. I was the first one out of the challenge and I’m outnumbered. It doesn’t look to good for me.” Jeff: “Well Adam you are outnumbered too. Why isn’t it you tonight?” Adam: “Well I’ve been told of something else happening so I would like to believe it’s not me but you never know in this game.” Jeff: “How about you Tiger?” Tiger: “It could be me. But I don’t think so. I was the last guy remaining and I did my best. Natalie is weaker, if they get rid of me they might not win again.” Jeff: “Gaga what are you basing your vote on tonight?” Lady Gaga: “I’m basing it on what I think will get me farther.” Jeff: “What about you Zac?” Zac: “Same as Gaga” Jeff: “Well with that it’s time to vote. Gaga you’re up.”

Lady Gaga: “I will make it farther without you here. I’m sorry”

Natalie: “Tiger I saved you last time, not this time”

Tiger: “Bye Nat”

Jeff: “I’ll go tally the votes.”

Jeff: “First vote…NATALIE”

TIGER

TIGER

TIGER

7^th person voted off… TIGER

Jeff: “Tiger the tribe has spoken” Tiger: “It really was the Kiss of Death I guess”

Jeff: “Was this the right decision? I guess you’ll find out. Head on back to camp.”

Tiger Woods’s final words “Well I got blindsided. It’s cool. I give these people a lot of credit. I want to see all of these people again except for Ellen she’s just a bitch.”