Eliza, you could've been a great astronaut if not for, you know, the . . . eye thing.
(Points for anyone who can get the reference, because that was NOT mine.)
Golden Girls
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Make Fun of Each Survivor in Boot Order
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Posts: 158 (01/30/10 04:15 PM) Registered User |
Golden Girls |
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boptothetopfan |
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Posts: 28 (01/30/10 07:02 PM) |
Chris you are a fucking lywer and threw twilag.odess under the bus to win. Fuck you
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 7326 (01/30/10 07:24 PM) Registered User |
Jonathan - You lost to Willard. 'nuff said.
Next - Wanda |
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MyThinkingSeat |
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Posts: 99 (01/30/10 08:29 PM) |
Wanda,
Survivor, you ain't gonna be a Survivor And suddenly I see Your songs are corny And Dumb (To the tune of Maria) |
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PennerFan |
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Posts: 26 (01/30/10 08:32 PM) |
Wanda - you dreamed a dream like Susan Boyle...but sadly, you failed! You do look a bit like her though. |
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Cole |
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Posts: 2044 (01/30/10 10:09 PM) Registered user |
Jolanda, you ran your mouth as much as a female Chris Tucker.
Next: Ashlee. |
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Cole |
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Posts: 2045 (01/30/10 10:10 PM) Registered user |
KeySpan wrote:Correct. RIP, Bea Arthur.Eliza, you could've been a great astronaut if not for, you know, the . . . eye thing. |
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MyThinkingSeat |
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Posts: 102 (01/31/10 11:40 AM) |
Ashlee: You really made your mark on the show didn't you...so much so that I can't remember anything about you except that you had a face that could be mistaken for an ass.
Another early exit from a forgetable player. |
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1746 (01/31/10 11:45 AM) |
Jeff, YOU RUINED ULONG FOREVUH. Eternal damnation to your ankle pls kthx.
Next is borewhore Kim Mullen. |
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srvivrfreakevelrich |
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Posts: 3055 (01/31/10 12:09 PM) Admin |
Kim Mullen.... I dont even know what to say about you. You were bitchy, but not in a good-Courtney kind of way. You were pathetic at challenges, but not in a good-Crystal kind of way. You did nothing at camp, but not in a good-Yasmin kind of way. You had a crappy showmance, and you basically sucked at everything.
Next is the Palau Immunity Idol |
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queen sibylla |
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Posts: 94 (01/31/10 12:10 PM) |
Kim you were even more of a dead weight and useless than a guy who could barely walk. congrats. also- you had a showmance with said cripple...nuff said.
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spina |
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Posts: 212 (02/01/10 01:05 AM) |
James Miller - An oracle you ain't, buddy.
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Cole |
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Posts: 2047 (02/01/10 06:01 AM) Registered user |
You guys skipped Angie.
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MyThinkingSeat |
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Posts: 112 (02/01/10 06:08 AM) |
Cole wrote: That's OK she's used to that Next: Willard |
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1771 (02/01/10 06:09 AM) |
... so, next is Ibrehem.
But he's so bland! He does have more man-tits than Rob C. and Jonathan Penner combined. |
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MyThinkingSeat |
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Posts: 113 (02/01/10 06:27 AM) |
 Well Played
Bobby Jon Drinkard cartoon characters are less obvious than you. Dude, your last name is Drinkard...c'mon what else is there to say? Also, blowing snot rockets where you sleep makes me wonder if you wipe your ass on your couch back home
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1773 (02/01/10 06:33 AM) |
Coby, YOU WERE THE OUTCAST. Get over it and bow down to the Tominator.
Next is Janu. Or her hair. |
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Cole |
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Posts: 2050 (02/01/10 12:11 PM) Registered user |
Janu, you need a good man. How would you like us to introduce you to Osten? Quitters do seem to be his preference.
Next: Stephenie. |
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 751 (02/01/10 12:15 PM) |
S'me: Me me me me me me me. FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD. ME ME ME ME ME. FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD!!!
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1790 (02/01/10 12:15 PM) |
Steph, you didn't fool me back then on Palau. I always knew S'ME was inside of you, spying, just waiting for you to start winning. And eating.
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