Hanson wrote:
Count Choculitis
Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion
Government-Created Killer Nano-Robot Infection
Hot Dog Fingers
Anal Fissures
Pretenditis
omggg, a bigger O fan than me! <3
I grew up so (poor/alone/misunderstood) AND my (insert family member) suffers from (insert disease/disabling condition).

















