Gregg. Two G's! Fucking seriously? Are you that goddamn important you need an extra G?
If one of you say fucking ANYTHING about Jenn, I will murder you all, k? :)
If one of you say fucking ANYTHING about Jenn, I will murder you all, k? :)
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Make Fun of Each Survivor in Boot Order
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Posts: 439 (02/01/10 01:09 PM) |
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Posts: 1793 (02/01/10 01:17 PM) |
Except she's not next. Caryn is. And Caryn sucks and she's better out of everyone's heads, which explains why you skipped her.
Next would be Jenn, but let's respect her memory and skip her. Next is Ian instead. |
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MyThinkingSeat |
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Posts: 118 (02/01/10 01:18 PM) |
Caryn just because there is a jury in Survivor doesn't mean you're in court...mellow the fuck out |
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 752 (02/01/10 01:19 PM) |
Well, Caryn is next, not Jenn (
 ). Caryn: you are perhaps the stupidest person to ever grace our television sets. Personally, I'd rather watch Scunt type than EVER see you again. Next: Ian. (Skip Jenn )
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 753 (02/01/10 01:21 PM) |
LOL at the 3 messages to Caryn. 4 more than she deserves.
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MyThinkingSeat |
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Posts: 119 (02/01/10 01:25 PM) |
Yeah I was thinking the same thing
Ian AKA Erik (of Micronesia) 1.0 The fact that you let Katie boss you around lets me know that you are either a virgin or you haven't been on many dates/been in too many relationships Next: Katie |
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1794 (02/01/10 01:26 PM) |
LOL everyone hates Caryn.
I don't hate Ian. But Ian, darling? You gave Tom a million bucks and that was STOOPID. Tom would never pull a Twatwaffle! Hope you enjoy topping the "The Most Stupidiest Things Done on Survivor" list for a LONG time. Next is ~THE AMAZING KATIE GALLAGHER THE PALAUAN QUEEN~ <3 |
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 754 (02/01/10 01:36 PM) |
Katie, 'Got Food?'
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Cole |
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Posts: 2051 (02/01/10 06:22 PM) Registered user |
Tom, you delude yourself into thinking you're this awesome guy who everyone loves and who has lots of integrity. When in reality, you showed yourself to be a total, complete bully to the one person who never would've treated you the same way. You were one of the prime definitions of "douchebag," and that was made clear in your season's finale. Kudos for managing to keep that under wraps for so long.
Next: Jim. |
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QJaz |
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Posts: 1176 (02/01/10 09:36 PM) Registered User |
Jim? What a disgrace! I hope you learned to beat off with your other hand in "Dinneyland!"
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 7339 (02/01/10 09:53 PM) Registered User |
Morgan - I have no doubt you're a magician's assistant, since you did such a good job making yourself disappear.
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queen sibylla |
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Posts: 120 (02/01/10 10:31 PM) |
^ Good one lol
 Brianna, In the words of Jamie: "She's annoyed me since day one. I like em crazy, and pretty. She's neither" If you can't get a horny stud a like jamie to like you, you suck at life. |
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Yorgler |
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Posts: 3 (02/02/10 05:12 PM) |
Brooke,
you were the ultimate useless contestant. sure you might have been good looking, but even that wasn't enough for the yaxhas to say you weren't the most expendible person in your tribe, even over the 43-year-old woman! |
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Cole |
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Posts: 2054 (02/02/10 05:24 PM) Registered user |
Blake, no one cares about your girlfriend. Like, at all. And no one cares about you, either.
Next: Margaret. |
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1882 (02/02/10 06:30 PM) |
queen sibylla wrote:Well, there's this photo of Jamie and a latino guy kissing, so maybe Brianna's not the problem. Margaret, JUDD DOES NOT HAVE ADD MAN YOUR INSENSTIVE BITCH MAN HOW COULD YOU SAY HE HAS ADD MAN HE LISTENS TO EVERYONE MAN |
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gretchensucks |
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Posts: 1182 (02/02/10 06:40 PM) |
BRIAN! YOU'RE A FUCKING QUEEN! DEAL WITH IT!
If you were ACTUALLY straight you'd be even worse off. Nuff said... Next: Saint Amy! |
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Cole |
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Posts: 2055 (02/02/10 08:19 PM) Registered user |
Amy, perhaps I should've saved my prior "break a leg" crack for you.
Next: Brandon. |
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LSiani |
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Posts: 611 (02/02/10 08:20 PM) |
Brandon: You are nice, but you are one of the street-stupidest people ever to go on Survivor. You had no idea how to act to anybody other than the other southern hicks, and yes, you were the most boring and stupid out of all them. You are ugly, annoying, boring, and stupid, but somehow you are loved (not by me, of course)
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Drboboosh2 |
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Posts: 194 (02/02/10 08:30 PM) |
Here's an analogy lesson for you Bobby Jon:
Stephenie is supeior to You, like Georgia is superior to Alabama. Oh and you suck at challenges too. |
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Posts: 1900 (02/02/10 08:43 PM) |
Jamie, how did you manage to look worse than Jonny Fairplay on that picture? It takes conscious effort to do so.
Next is Gary "Not Hogeboom, Hopkins" Hogeboom |
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