I don't want to lift up my slice of cold, congealed pizza and see a dazzling representation of a Christmas tree as early as December 1.
And I NEVER want to see a Christmas tree again after December 26.
In my own perfect world, Christmas plates are utilized for one week prior to Christmas and that's it.
But I understand I must make concessions to others.
I do NOT, however, forgive the fuck-face a few blocks away who is still displaying autumnal scarecrows, Christmas wreaths and now rope-light Valentine hearts on his porch all at the same time.
And I NEVER want to see a Christmas tree again after December 26.
In my own perfect world, Christmas plates are utilized for one week prior to Christmas and that's it.
But I understand I must make concessions to others.
I do NOT, however, forgive the fuck-face a few blocks away who is still displaying autumnal scarecrows, Christmas wreaths and now rope-light Valentine hearts on his porch all at the same time.
