Axie wrote:omg its mine too now! I had completely forgotten about it until I just rewatched that episode and it took me by surprise with its comedic brilliance. oh mogo mogo... so much better than chapera. chapera had to work to be funny, mogo just had that perfect chemistry, and lex had to ruin it. I love how colby goes to write down jerri's name and just holds it up without saying anything, gives a look that puts me in hysterics, and puts it in the canister. one of the most amazing TC of all time, except the result of course. i still mourn what might have been...queen sibylla wrote:I love this entire scene! The expressions! Shii Ann making a "WTF" face, Colby making a "YEAH RIGHT" face and Ethan just laughing in disbelief!! It is my favorite moment from ASS by a long long shot.
shit...this cracked me up in AllStars, at the TC where colby gets voted out (thanks for that brilliant strategic mind lex)Jeff: Jerri, do you agree with Shii Ann, are you one of the weakest members of this tribe?Jerri: Well, I think I am good at puzzles, for one thing. I'm good at strategizing. I feel like I am an UPLIFTING member of the tribe...Cue shot of Colby with a brilliant look of bewilderment and disgust on his face which he holds during her entire speech, eyebrow raised, then ethan turning around to him cracking up, Shii Ann looking confused.holy shit it was so funny i almost peed myself.
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Olmec Donald |
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cindidindi76 wrote:ilovekelly752 wrote: Tom eats the balut, then tries to psych out Steph by saying 'I could feel it scratching and clawing all the way down'. |
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Jerri : *archery*
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SomeGoodBubbles |
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Coach: Feel the wind shift
i was so high when watching him say this turn to the sky and breath in deep. I think i laughed so hard i cried. |
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Shii Ann- "Stupid Stupid Stupid Player" as she looks in the mirror every day.
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queen sibylla wrote:Hahahaha Colby was such an ass to Jerri... |
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What was it that Colby said when they showed his vote as he wrote Jerri's name on the boot card? Something about a hotel check....not being room service? I can't remember....
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queen sibylla |
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BurnJerrisBongo wrote:It was- "Jerri Jerri Jerri... you know that knock you keep hearing at your door? Its checkout time." Funny, then on ASS after he gets voted out- Jerri: "That knocking? Its the bellboy, and he just took away all of my emotional baggage." staged, but funny. Ok, Shii Ann in ASS: "Richard Hatch is a fishing god...he may not be that impressive downstairs, but he is impressive in other ways." Mariano: "They're afraid of upsetting Pretty Boy Probst"
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Vachina |
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SomeGoodBubbles wrote:Watching Survivor high always makes it feel so E P I C, even for the most mundane episode. |
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IluvGoddessCirie |
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Cyberball2072 wrote: Did you happen to have anything to do with writing Shii Ann's profile on Survivor wiki? It doesn't portray her in a good light, to say the least: http://survivor.wikia.com/wiki/Shii_Ann_Huang |
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cindidindi76 |
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Do you even have to ask?
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Greenkiwi |
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queen sibylla |
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ok, that scene in the Amazon where we have Rob 'giving Matt the scoop' on what is happening within the Tribe/Alliance, 'keeping Matt on a need to know basis', then it cuts to Matt doing the exact same thing to Butch and trying to be all godfather... 'we never spoke. We never talk out in the open. I always come to you, you never come to me"
Then it cuts to Rob sitting around the fire telling everyone about matt copying him and they're all cracking up... Poor matthew. he was awesome.
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Vachina |
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Posts: 393 (02/01/10 05:15 PM) Registered user |
^ I remember feeling so embarrassed for Matthew while watching that.
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queen sibylla |
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Posts: 99 (02/01/10 05:32 PM) |
at least he gets to be on our ASS season!
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Posts: 219 (02/03/10 03:34 AM) |
Natalie (to Siska): I don't know why he's complaining, there's an idol there.
Jeff: Yes. (To Siska) Maybe this time you'll find a real one. |
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The Shah of Iran |
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mfrimley wrote: Courtney sucks, she isn't funny but she thinks she is. James said it best: "she will hook up with any swinging dick that walks by..." |
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In All-Stars, one of the clues mentioned a "man of flame" and Rob Cesternino screamed out "That must be Richard Hatch!". I got a nice little laugh out of that.
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MassaroJones |
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Posts: 49 (02/03/10 01:00 PM) |
Anyone interest in do a "Best Of: All Sandra's Funny Quotes"?
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Posts: 1006 (02/06/10 03:31 PM) |
I just heard this one for the first time last week:
(Colleen to Rich re: the trivia RC) "I suck at trivia, but I love it, ya know... but I'm real slow at the buzzer- but you know what I was thinking before I went to bed last night? I was like, 'It's gonna be just like a game show! This is gonna be so cool.' and then I was like, 'Wait a minute, we're ON a game show!'" |
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