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Posts: 98 (02/02/10 08:52 PM) |
It's Hawkins. ;)
Gary, I can't help but wonder if you gave out autographs at the same time as Stephenie did postshow. "GOTCHA! I really did play football! Look at how awesome I am and worship me." |
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Posts: 2056 (02/02/10 09:30 PM) Registered user |
Judd, if you hear a clock ticking, it's the crocodile coming to bite you. If only you were a codfish. . . .
Next: Cindy. |
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Posts: 579 (02/03/10 01:31 AM) |
Her parents already set her up for enough ridicule when they named her sister Mindy. Seriously, this kind of stuff should be against the law.
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Cole |
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Posts: 2057 (02/03/10 01:59 AM) Registered user |
Lydia, I hope that somewhere, your son is conversing as friends with the awesomeness that is Jenn.
(I had nothing against Lydia, really.) Next: Rafe. |
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LSiani |
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Posts: 641 (02/03/10 02:02 AM) |
Rafe, you offered to give away your million for somebody who was mainly about herself, just stupid, very stupid.
But I still <3 you and Stepheme |
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Posts: 218 (02/03/10 02:10 AM) |
Woo hoo, Steph is next
Steph, you and Katie are the only people Crystal would tell to stop eating yo rice. You are obese. Only messing. |
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Cole |
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Posts: 2059 (02/03/10 02:12 AM) Registered user |
Who is it with lips that big? Is it Danni or a fish that looks like her?
Next: Tina. |
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Posts: 659 (02/03/10 04:05 AM) |
Tina I was responsible for your son's death, I spent a lot of timing planning it and made it looked as if it the car crash was accidental, and after he died I grave robbed him, fucking his cold dead body and came inside every single one of his holes (Thanks Peter Harkey). Then his head came off so I had sex with that. I skull fucked your son. Then I broke into your house after you had finished crying, collected your tears and used them as lubrication for the next time I dug up his corpse. I did this all because you are fucking retard you don't need to yell at everyone like you have downs because you found a fish on the rocks.
Next: Melinda
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Posts: 41 (02/03/10 04:26 AM) |
Melinda, you got booted instead of someone who was afraid of leaves, a phobia even worse than the one Osten suffered from which shows how useless you were at survivor
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Posts: 1904 (02/03/10 05:26 AM) |
Misty, two horny guys like Austin and Nick preferred to side with abyssal beings such as Terry and Astronaut Dan instead of siding with hot girls like you and Sally.
Because that's how much of a failure you are, not even beauty can overcome it. Or maybe Austin and Nick are secretly gay and have a fetish for old creepy men with gaps on the teeth. Next is Ruth-Marie~ |
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Cole |
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Posts: 2060 (02/03/10 11:46 AM) Registered user |
Ruth-Marie, the fact you couldn't outplay Sally, of all people, shows how unaccustomed you were at the game of Survivor.
Next: Bobby. |
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Posts: 137 (02/03/10 02:37 PM) |
Bobby, you don't eat where you shit I'll give you that much...but you do get drunk where you shit...which may be worse
Next: Astro Dan |
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 1947 (02/03/10 02:39 PM) |
Astro Dan is CWEEPY. Just CWEEEEEPY. He scares the living shit out of me. And he was quite the liability too. But he never got a good enough edit for me to say anything else.
Next is hot delicious Nick~ |
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Cole |
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Posts: 2061 (02/03/10 11:11 PM) Registered user |
Nick . . . wait, there was a Nick?
Next: Austin. |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 7342 (02/04/10 02:25 PM) Registered User |
Austin - I would make fun of you, but I can't for the life of me remember any fucking thing about you.
Next - Sally |
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Cole |
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Posts: 2064 (02/05/10 02:13 AM) Registered user |
Sally, there were four younger women cast. You stood out the least of them all. Though truthfully, most of La Mina was pretty boring, so you were doomed, screentime-wise.
Next: Bruce. |
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Posts: 2040 (02/05/10 07:42 AM) |
Bruce, CONSTIPATION WHEN YOU ARE NOT EVEN EATING LOL *dies*
Next is Courtney M |
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Posts: 356 (02/05/10 07:48 AM) Registered User |
Courtney, I put the turtle on the Bayoneta beach.
My intention was to show your tribe was fucking hated and it's saying something when Misty was the best looking of the four of you and she was on exile anyhow. I hope the next time you fire dance, you catch fire. Next: Shane. |
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Posts: 158 (02/05/10 07:49 AM) |
Jesus what do you say about that nutjob.
Courtney, you were easily the most annoying person on your season if not of all time. You were kind of the female version of Coach...which is to say you take delusion to places it hadn't been Next: Shane |
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Posts: 2046 (02/05/10 08:19 AM) |
Poor Courtney, doubly hated lulz
Shane, why do you need a thinking seat when you were clearly not in control of any part of your brain out there? Next is <3 THE AMAZING AND ALL-TIME SUCKS GOD.DESS CIRIE FIELDS <3 |
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