She threw one at me because I was trying to put her bra on (I was convinced I could do it) and she said told me to put the last toilet paper roll under the sink. She threw it at me and hit me right in the stomach when I wasn't looking. So I threw it back at her when she wasn't looking. I missed and hit her right in the pussy. She fell to her knees and started mewing.
Think I'll get laid tonight?
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Posts: 6976 (01/30/10 11:43 PM) Registered User |
So you're a lesbian or a tranny?
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I'll admit it. I laughed.
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Think I'll get laid tonight? You probably have no girlfriend, so no. |
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You dont have to lie sir. We love you even if you have never gotten near a woman since you fought your way out of your mommy's vagina
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Are you sure she didn't fall to the floor because its the first time she felt pleasure since she has been with you?
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Posts: 2723 (01/30/10 11:47 PM) Guttersnipe, and a lazy slob |
i swear to god, i've seen this thread before.
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LaurenTheLush wrote: i aloled |
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me too.
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blondemss wrote: pretty sure i have too. |
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Posts: 5873 (01/31/10 11:46 AM) Registered User |
Yeah, pretty sure I typed that word for word. I can't find the thread the only thing I can find is DonBrasco mentioning it in a thread about me.
"(did I mention he has a gofo that he posts about - you know, the one that he hit with the toilet paper roll, anyone remember that thread?)" Can anyone find my old thread? I did a search but couldn't get it. |
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Posts: 2727 (01/31/10 11:56 AM) Guttersnipe, and a lazy slob |
didn't you have a different user name at one time?
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Posts: 5876 (01/31/10 12:06 PM) Registered User |
Oh I've had a ton, but I think I've had TeqVaq since before I've had this girlfriend, so I don't know why I wouldn't use this nic.
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You didn't kiss it and make it better?
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Posts: 47047 (01/31/10 01:22 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
blondemss wrote: ditto. |
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star jumper wrote:We already established that they basically copied and pasted my thread. For a second there I though Little Goomba was one of my ghostnics or something. |
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Goomba
You should a tried hitting pussy with ur pencil dik Then she might still be ur girlfriend |
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