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HayyyHoney wrote:

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Actually its a logical post and you should know, since you've chosen to be a rump ranger, that its a choice.
No one is born to take it up the butt, like you, at some point you bent over and took it! Not really that complicated.

Exactly! You are only born to take it up the butt if you are a woman. I know many heterosexual women who take it up the butt with their heterosexual boyfriends, but that's OK because that's how God made them. You can be a fudge packer ONLY IF you are a heterosexual male putting your dick into a female bottom. You can be a rump ranger ONLY IF you are a heterosexual female.

Also, it's important to note that every heterosexual is born to also have oral sex and penis-vagina sex with the use of contraceptives. Nothing says "natural" like putting a sex organ into the mouth of your opposite-sex partner. Nothing says natural like putting a piece of rubber over your penis before you insert it into a contraceptive-filled vagina (that's the state we are born in, after all). Hetero female cocksuckers and hetero male carpet munchers rule the day. ANY type of sex between breeders is automatically natural and normal sex. But when that exact same sexual act occurs between two people of the same sex, then EW ICKY GROSS and UNNATURAL!!!

You guys are PWN'ing every homosexual here and I'm lovin' every minute of it. xD

TroubleInTampa wrote:

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I've never even attempted anal.  I'm too wholesome. 


But I would so have a smoothie with SJ.