Well, technically she murdered part of your soul, so I don't think there should be a statute of limitation on that one.
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Your first kiss
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Posts: 12673 (02/02/10 01:19 PM) Registered User |
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Posts: 3644 (02/02/10 01:24 PM) Registered user |
I was 8 or 9. My next door neighbour David and I used to play "movie star kiss" and just make out. It was the era of the Love Boat on TV, so we had tons of role models.
By 10 we had already progressed to strip poker. I remember him being so excited to show me that he was finally getting hair "down there". He whipped it out, and there were like TWO hairs! 
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Posts: 1560 (02/02/10 01:26 PM) |
My cousin called it soap opera kissing lol. He was 4 or 5 and tried to make out with me.
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Posts: 431 (02/02/10 01:47 PM) Sportin' a Woody |
These were all pretty sweet and innocent stories until vicc's rape. I am sorry for what that monster of a girl did to you that day vicc . but hey . it wasnt your fault . it wasnt your fault man.
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Posts: 2709 (02/02/10 02:09 PM) Registered User |
24, at my apartment. I had met him on the internet a few weeks before.
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percadans |
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Posts: 651 (02/02/10 02:19 PM) |
I was in 7th grade. This girl Peggy was throwing a party and she was inviting 10 boys and 10 girls. She told everyone that it was going to be a sex drugs and rock- n- roll party.Peggy was very experienced. When we were in 5th grade there was a rumor going around that she had sex with a 8th grader. Everyone wanted to get invited but everyone was also scared shitless to get invited. I got lucky and got one of the invites. She had this game we had to play. She got two hats and put the girls names in one and the other she put "sexual acts that you had to do. The boys picked a girls name out and the girl then picked what they had to do. I picked this girl and she pulled out a paper that said "go to base's 123 and hump". We kissed, I touched her boob for maybe 2 seconds, we rubbed each others genital area's for maybe 1 second then we dry humped for maybe 3 seconds. I latter married this girl. Well I got her pregnant first then we married.
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TheCatcherInTheRye |
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Posts: 1520 (02/02/10 02:25 PM) Registered User |
and redkramer...24?? Really? |
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redkramer77 |
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Posts: 2710 (02/02/10 02:37 PM) Registered User |
TheCatcherInTheRye wrote: Yeah, pathetic I know. I was really shy in high school and college and didn't go out a lot. |
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Jellybelly71 |
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Posts: 1732 (02/02/10 02:38 PM) Registered User |
6th grade.
i later found out he did it on a dare. |
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angelinab |
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Posts: 1061 (02/02/10 02:50 PM) |
14... I was drunk on like a 40 ounce of Schlitz or something awful. The guy who bought the booze kept coming around and shoving cough drops in my mouth while I was making out with some other guy on the couch. The cough drops kept falling out of my mouth onto my chest while we kissed and he'd come around and put them back in my mouth.
The next day at school I was teased mercilessly for being deemed a bad kisser... but cough drops AND bad beer AND kissing... I was a novice, I didn't stand a chance. |
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 12674 (02/02/10 03:35 PM) Registered User |
Omg Jellybelly... That sucks. Boys are such jerks!!!!! >:[
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Posts: 12170 (02/02/10 03:59 PM) Registered User |
Well, first there was Linda S. I tongued her on the way home from school. Fourth grade, I think? Maybe third. She tasted like Bonnie Bell Lip Smackers. Bubblegum, I'm pretty sure, but it could have been cotton candy. They are similar.
That didn't do much for me so I tried Patty L. She had a face like a pumpkin and albino-white hair. Really nasty, but for a prepubescent guy, she was an easy nail. But no warm-tinglies from that experience. I tried the toy poodle we had for a while but she lacked passion and had gum disease. I wanted to shove my tongue in Roseann D.'s mouth in sixth grade but she was all "we're just friends" and crap like that. I am not sure WHY I wanted to tongue her. She was a girl. I guess I figured I'd better try a lot of them to be sure I hated them. Women, I mean. The boys and I -- we just sucked dick early on, didn't bother with the kissing stuff. Scottie, Brian and that kid Anders, I almost forgot about him. Then I did some Maria and some Jackie and that incredible whore Lisa. Oh, and Claire. Then D. For a long time I did D. Well, it seemed long to me since it was so awful. That's when I met Tom and he was good at the kissing but he didn't want to blow me -- what an asshole cocktease. So then, Tom goes off with D and I'm left to go find whoever all by myself. And that led to Dave, who was really the cat's pajamas. There was this other guy, the one with the studio apartment, and we "made out" for several hours but I was 17 or something and I forget his name now. Don't care, either. After that, it was strictly all men. Approximately the same number of guys who work at the Pentagon and in the Burj Dubai hotel, combined. No turning back now. |
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SuSSeX |
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Posts: 88 (02/02/10 04:26 PM) |
Sparkkz wrote: |
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 12680 (02/02/10 04:31 PM) Registered User |
SuSSeX wrote:Yeah, hilarious.Sparkkz wrote:  |
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Posts: 128 (02/02/10 04:32 PM) |
OuijaBroad wrote: Are you reallyginger ouija? |
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OuijaBroad |
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Posts: 12682 (02/02/10 04:36 PM) Registered User |
I'm 1/2 ginger. I'm freckled like a mortadella loaf from the waist down.
Why do you ask? |
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jessica has spoken |
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Posts: 7638 (02/02/10 04:38 PM) Registered User |
ALOL
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airshowpilot |
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Posts: 2669 (02/02/10 04:43 PM) Registered user |
^^ weej
My story was pretty traumatic and it was my first puppy love. I believe I was around 11-12 and the girls name was Pam Ronco. Our kiss was met by a brief hug in the woods somewhere in White Meadow Lake, New Jersey. It was the greatest up until our family moved to Connecticut </3 ::cuts |
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Posts: 74 (02/02/10 04:48 PM) Registered user |
24, at my apartment. I had met him on the internet a few weeks before. Wow. I thought I was a late bloomer at 18. I was shy, too. My first boyfriend was 18 hence my first kiss. I then had two boyfriends after that, the third being my now "husband" (common-law) who I lost my virginity to at 18. I've lived a crazy life. |
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tarzan groupie |
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Posts: 9568 (02/02/10 04:53 PM) Registered user |
Boy, it didn't take you long to go from your first kiss and *zoom* on to losing your virginity, did it?
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