Candyass, Mutineers are the first to die...when you allow Ozzy to spout self-righteous one-liners and come across as justified you know you have really brought the game down to a new level. Can't wait to see how/if you can top yourself
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Make Fun of Each Survivor in Boot Order
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Posts: 185 (02/05/10 10:26 PM) |
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Cole |
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Posts: 2073 (02/05/10 11:31 PM) Registered user |
Jonathan, since you like belching so much, I hope you belch your damn head off.
Next: Parvati. |
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spina |
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Posts: 231 (02/06/10 04:28 AM) |
Parslutty - Have fun with herpes
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Cole |
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Posts: 2074 (02/06/10 05:48 PM) Registered user |
Adam: Mankind's last hope. It failed.
Next: Sundra. |
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Surfing Hippo in Trouble |
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Posts: 2317 (02/06/10 06:06 PM) |
Sundra, you might as well have been Rebecca.
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nycounterpoint12 |
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Posts: 12 (02/06/10 06:28 PM) |
Becky: I swear I was playing the game, I swear!
Next: Yul |
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 2132 (02/06/10 06:46 PM) |
Next is actually Ozzy. That disgusting dickhead that looks more like a particularly furry (and arrogant, and self-centered, and delusionally entitled, and bitter, and a well of STDs) mix of rat and monkey than a human being.
Now Yul is next. |
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 925 (02/06/10 08:09 PM) |
Yul, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, EXTRA BORING, boring.
..... Did I mention you were boring? Cause, you are. |
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 2133 (02/06/10 08:12 PM) |
Next SHOULD be Jessica, but Melissa McNulty deserves a mention.
You quit before the season even started, which makes me wonder how the hell you've lived your 27 years until then without dying of fear. Failure. |
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 926 (02/06/10 08:29 PM) |
Jessica, like all the early Fiji boots, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO YOU ARE.
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Cole |
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Posts: 2077 (02/06/10 08:34 PM) Registered user |
I know who she is only because she's the only first-out who actually THOUGHT of making an alliance as soon as possible.
Anyway, Erica, choose better allies next time. The kind who don't automatically think screaming is an automatic weakness. Or who aren't overly sexist. Next: Sylvia. |
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Greenkiwi |
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Posts: 928 (02/06/10 08:38 PM) |
Sylvia, God.Dess of Fiji, Congrats, you've officially matched Scunt as the biggest failure in challenges.
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Cole |
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Posts: 2078 (02/06/10 08:45 PM) Registered user |
Liliana, you might as well be called WHOliana.
Next: Rita. |
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LSiani |
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Posts: 754 (02/06/10 08:47 PM) |
What about Gary?
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Axie.rsfd |
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Posts: 2136 (02/06/10 08:49 PM) |
It's so boring when this game gets to Fiji. There's NOTHING to say about half of that cast. I don't remember a single thing Rita did.
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BigDan103 |
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Posts: 14 (02/06/10 08:50 PM) |
Gary AKA Papa Smurf....your fat ass couldn't handel 10 days out there and then you went and got the logo from the worst season of survivor tattooed on your arm...FAIL
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boptothetopfan |
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Posts: 155 (02/06/10 10:21 PM) |
rita you are the oposite of a m.i.l.f. you are a m.i.l.k. Your so fucking annoying go die bitch
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Josseppe95 |
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Posts: 58 (02/06/10 10:43 PM) |
Anthony...How embarrassing was it to see yourself cry on national television?
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Cole |
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Posts: 2079 (02/06/10 11:23 PM) Registered user |
Rocky, you down-talk women, in general, yet you were not only booted over one, but FOUR of them went on to outlast you. How do you like THEM apples?
Next: Lisi. And I know people are waiting for THIS one. |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 47305 (02/06/10 11:25 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Cole wrote: Then I'm gonna make it as lame as possible. Lisi: See you next fall. |
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