Why don't you just ... park a little further? It won't hurt to walk a little, unless you're disabled and can't park anywhere else. That shit pisses me off too but I'm not going to let it ruin my day because of it.
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I have never in my life left a shopping cart in a parking space.
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Posts: 2524 (02/05/10 02:18 AM) Thief |
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Professor Prude |
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Posts: 329 (02/05/10 02:24 AM) |
I do it on purpose because I know we are currently in a weak economy, and a lack of rogue shopping carts will result in layoffs in homeland shopping cart security. I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP AMERICA MY GOD.
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Antithesys |
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Posts: 26069 (02/05/10 03:50 AM) Gadabout |
The clerks are paid to gather all the shopping carts *buzzer noise* The clerks are paid to fetch the carts from the cart return. If they were paid to clean up after people, there would be signs saying "oh, just leave the carts any old place, we'll take care of it." |
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lilnubber |
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Posts: 12947 (02/05/10 05:04 AM) Registered user |
Ooooh, this is a huge peeve of mine. There is simply no excuse for not taking the cart back to the stall. It can move and hit a car and do real damage.
Why don't you lazy asses just park NEXT to the cart corral? |
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springfeverish |
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Posts: 4221 (02/05/10 05:48 AM) Registered User |
God I hate lazy ass people who do this, people who think they're time is so valuable they can't do a simple courtesy and safety task. Then they hop in their huge suv and and back out while on the cell phone.
I simply detest people who take up two spaces as well. There was one last week at a crowded hospital lot of all places (the regular lot NOT the emergency). As I walked by I wrote A S S H O L E on the back of their dirty rear panel. |
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ItsAlanisbitch |
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Posts: 2528 (02/05/10 05:57 AM) Thief |
Also: assholes who double park.
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Omnipponit |
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Posts: 7192 (02/05/10 06:13 AM) Lazy slob |
This thread might as well have been called "Check in here if you have OCD." Anti is wrong, as usual...they pay one guy to fetch the carts from the corral IF they can get everyone to put the carts there, they'll hire more if the parking lot starts looking like a homeless shelter. If you do the second guys job for them and put the cart away, do you really think they'll lower prices to reward you instead of pocketing the savings?
Perhaps you should get together and lobby congress to start a "No Cart Left Behind" program. |
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Powers |
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Posts: 7438 (02/05/10 06:18 AM) Total manwhore |
Here's a tip for those of you who are so disturbed by this phenomena that you are apoplectic from rage: gently nudge the cart out of the way with your bumper as you drive into your desired space. The cart will effortlessly move into a position that will enable you to easily park your car.
I'm kind of hit or miss with the cart return thing. If the it's too many car lengths away, I'll leave it between parking spaces and I won't give it another through. Despite what Anti says, it is giving the retarded cart jockey at our local supermaket a reason for living and keeping him employed. I can almost see his vacant eyes light up when he sees there are loose carts that need wrangling. |
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springfeverish |
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Posts: 4222 (02/05/10 06:23 AM) Registered User |
Here's a tip for those of you who are so disturbed by this phenomena that you are apoplectic from rage: gently nudge the cart out of the way with your bumper as you drive into your desired space. The cart will effortlessly move into a position that will enable you to easily park your car. Well that's stupid. Then the cart goes careening in the parking lot and hits another car. Maybe with luck, one day you will 'gently nudge' a cart that hits a pedestrian who sues your ass. Instead of making lame excuses and suggestions why don't you just admit you're a fat, lazy slob? |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 31897 (02/05/10 06:25 AM) MESS member |
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springfeverish |
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Posts: 4223 (02/05/10 06:28 AM) Registered User |
Are you going to melt? You walked to the grocery store from the car didn't you?
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 31898 (02/05/10 06:37 AM) MESS member |
it's not me, it's all the water that'll drip off me, soak into the upholstery and mold and mildew that bothers me
and in Houston, big thunderstorms will appear outta nothin' while you're in shopping |
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ItsAlanisbitch |
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Posts: 2532 (02/05/10 06:38 AM) Thief |
Psh. Amateurs!
I just like to park in the front door. I doubt they'll tow it in the 10 mins that I'm there to buy birth cun.troll and a pack of gum. |
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Omnipponit |
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Posts: 7193 (02/05/10 06:48 AM) Lazy slob |
CBRetriever wrote: Yes, the danger of you pushing a big metal lightening rod on wheels willy nilly through the parking lot pales in comparison to the general publics basic human right to have clutter-free parking lots. |
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finger poppin fun |
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Posts: 1591 (02/05/10 06:48 AM) |
It's easy enough to fucking park next to the stand. I detest people who do this.
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Posts: 6865 (02/05/10 06:58 AM) I'm not drunk
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PuPa obviously doesn't have kids. When you have a baby in the car, it's like this: you strap them in first because it's cold out, so they get warm while you load the groceries in. Then you have an empty shopping carriage and unfortunately, some stores have their carriage gate thingies way too far apart. I won't and should not leave my kid alone in the car, so I put the carriage to the side, not taking up the whole space. But I'm sure sometimes the cart will roll into a spot. There you have it.
If I'm alone, I'll put the carriage away where I ought to. And no, it's not easy to park next to the stand if all the spots are taken. |
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 31900 (02/05/10 07:00 AM) MESS member |
plus those are the spots where your car is most likely to get dined by a grocery cart
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Posts: 1 (02/05/10 07:02 AM) |
Next to my home the second most expensive thing I own is my car. I like the way it looks. I wash it. I change the oil on a regular basis. I have no desire to pimp it out, or to modify the design in any way, shape, or form and even if I did I am quite capable of doing it myself. I don't need the 100 pounds of metal mayhem that you just used to cart the 50 rolls of toilet paper to your shitty old van rolling through the parking lot on a collision course with my car.
Have you seen the damage a shopping cart can do to an object after it has rolled a hundred feet through a parking lot at hyper speed, you ignorant shits. The bumper on my last car had to be replaced at a cost of $1300 after a run away shopping cart renovated it's well thought out design. My current car's driver's side door has a huge dent in it from another cart. Now every time I go to get in my car I am reminded that a certain percentage of the population are lazy, ignorant, narcisistic bastards that don't have the ability to put a string of thoughts together into an idea. If you are too fucking lazy to walk, what at most would be a minute of your time, to the cart corral then you are lower than an old man's testicles. What the hell is wrong with you knuckle dragging mouth breathers that you care so little for those you share society with. Put the shoe on the other foot and you would be the first ones to cry like little bitches if the same thing happened to you and don't even get me started on the dick's that park in front of the store entrance with their engines running so that their low life wife can run inside for just a minute. Park your car in the designated spot and make her highness walk that extra 100 feet. Just think of the excercise her fat ass will benefit from. Enough of that excercise and her ass cheeks will get tighter. Tighter cheeks means the next time you are banging her from behind you won't have to watch that tidal wave of ass fat moving like a seismic shock wave every time you stroke your tiny ween into her gaping cavern. |
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Posts: 2818 (02/05/10 07:08 AM) |
I admit I have road rage..but this shopping cart stuff doesn't phase me, I use a basket.
And I put it back after I pay...how much crap are you people buying? |
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ItsAlanisbitch |
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Posts: 2535 (02/05/10 07:09 AM) Thief |
you betta tl;dr that shit.
too much to read you new ghostie! |
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