LaurenTheLush wrote:
i pay someone to do that kind of stuff for me.
Me too! I switched recently and am happy with decision :) Even more because she is cheaper, yay
First time I have ever heard the term ass pit = 2-5-10
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Do you shave your ass pit?
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Posts: 5913 (02/05/10 01:18 PM) Registered user |
Me too! I switched recently and am happy with decision :) Even more because she is cheaper, yay First time I have ever heard the term ass pit = 2-5-10 |
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 9682 (02/05/10 02:09 PM) |
i heard beefcake does. it's just what i heard.
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Bulletin Bored |
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Posts: 21788 (02/05/10 02:10 PM) Registered user |
But Beefcake is straight.
Straights don't shave. Only gays do. |
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Posts: 5216 (02/05/10 02:11 PM) What is a muffin top? |
um only the nancy boys are into men with smooth ass pits. WHY would beefcake cater to them
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Posts: 3726 (02/05/10 02:24 PM) Registered user |
blondemss wrote:OMG! I had a bunch of these. I loved them so.... |
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 9683 (02/05/10 02:24 PM) |
well i heard beefcake WANTS nancy's boys to love him
 it's just what i heard. |
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youfist |
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Posts: 7704 (02/05/10 02:35 PM) Everyone's favorite bigot |
my ass is so hairy that wiping up after a steaming dump is like pulling peanut butter out of a shag carpet.
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ZombieLinda |
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Posts: 9685 (02/05/10 02:35 PM) |
MMM TELL ME MOAR
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LaurenTheLush |
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Posts: 5404 (02/05/10 02:37 PM) |
I wish your avi was of the fainting goats. = (
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JasonSiskaLulz |
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Posts: 5217 (02/05/10 02:39 PM) What is a muffin top? |
never fear lauren carly!!!fornia promises to release even more hard hitting ads and no doubt one of them will feature fainting goats scared of tom campbell's reckless tax-and-spend policies
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 6036 (02/05/10 02:41 PM) Registered User |
Why are all the gaes obsessed with my ass?
It makes me uncomfortable. SOMEONE HOLD ME!!! |
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Posts: 12200 (02/05/10 03:05 PM) Registered User |
Why are all the gaes obsessed with my ass? Well, it's very simple: we want to plunder your hole. It's not painful, at least not once things get rolling and you finally relax. We'll start things off slowly, giving you a warm, soapy shower and a good asshole scrub with cranberry-scented soap. By the time that's over, the roofies should have kicked in. We'll drag you to the bed and lovingly grease your curple and all associated areas. Donning our spelunking helmets, we'll perform a thorough cavity search. We'll start you off with just a finger, then two, then three. Once you are warmed up, we dive in. Your penis will be limp from the drugs but with enough prostate stimulation it is likely we'll get you to ejaculate anyway, though you'll never know it happened. Photos will be taken of the entire ordeal, later posted online. |
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Posts: 4038 (02/05/10 03:06 PM) |
grease your curple.
That just made me lol. |
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Posts: 9848 (02/05/10 03:09 PM) Yes, smarter than you |
Pamela Sue Martin was all wrong for nancy drew. It was a casting travesty.
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Posts: 1456 (02/05/10 03:19 PM) |
Is it wrong that I get "Win FREE Laser Hair Removal" ads in this thread?
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Posts: 31925 (02/05/10 03:19 PM) MESS member |
how does one shave the ass pit?
it's kinda tought to see down there and might require some contortionary moves |
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Beefcake |
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Posts: 6039 (02/05/10 05:11 PM) Registered User |
I have showered three times since reading Scruffy's post, and I still don't feel clean.
Ew. |
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Posts: 5406 (02/05/10 05:20 PM) |
CBRetriever wrote:CBR dont worry you don't need to do it yourself! From google... Genital hair removal includes hair removal around the anus, perineum and vagina. Prices at beauty salons may range anywhere from $25 to $100 or more. |
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Posts: 521 (02/05/10 05:26 PM) |
color me skeeved out, scruffy
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