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Random Musings:

- Just watched this season for first time.   My sister in law owns a salon so my wife says this is a must see.   So, I watch and I comment.

- Adee - I dig his accent.    I loved the 'give us a cuddle' line.   But he should know that $1,500 is overpaying.   A 'cuddle' should only be 10 quid.

- Tattoos - apparently all chefs and hairstylists are required to have 8,000 tattoos.   They look stupid.   And dirty.   And make you look like a poof who is trying to look tough.  

- Brig - honestly, I want to punch her in her beanbag.   First 'Brig' - what the hell is that?  Is that your way of being different?   Your name is most likely Bridgette.    Apparently, Brig is the hipster lingo.    Fuck her and her stupid 'wow look at me' outfits.   She looks like a Disney version of one of those club kids from the 90's that were hopped up on X.  

- Camilla - I don't know what to think of her.   Yes, she was a model, but had anyone outside of 3 fashion photographers and her coke dealer ever heard of her until Wooderson said 'alright, alright, alright' and put a baby in her?  Seriously, her claim to fame is being  a baby momma for an actor who can't stand (google that and you'll know what I mean).   I'm down with the accent, but seriously, you can't understand a fucking word she says.   Oh and when she was at the restaurant with the curly do, you could see that she hid big hairy sideburns.   Sorry, don't care how hot she is - sideburns are nasty.    I'd expect to see them on those nasty guido bitches on The Shore, but not on Wooderson's dumpster.

- Giacomo - SURE you have 3 babies.    Most likely he was referring to some toy poodles or something.     I've heard ghey %@%++ refer to their dogs as their 'babies'.   Perhaps that?   Wanted to see him stay though.   He had a big ego and big egos are fun,    Even if he looks like the unholy union of Sammy Hagar, Robert Plant, Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull and that TV artist dude who draws 'happy clouds'.    That makes two seasons in a row where a 'SURE, you're straight' dude leaves because he wants to see his family.     Didn't the guy last year keep saying 'I love my wife.  I miss my wife'?  

- Amy - oh, you of the disappearing accent, please stay!!    Anyone else think she's faking that accent and back story?  She has little to no accent accept when she says 'anything' - 'ennathin'.    She's so fucking cute though.  If she had long brown hair, she could look like Kate Becksinsale.  I thought they were gonna fix HER fucked up blonde hair.

- Short chick - don't know her name, but she has dumb tattoos and looks like an oompa loompa.    She may be 11 inches tall.   Bitch makes Snooki look like Shaqi.

- Winner Guy - colorful but will become an annoyance.    And of course, he upholds the requirement that every person on every reality show who is either Jewish, Italian or from Texas must remind you of that every 14 seconds.   Oh and the straight guy on the ghey show must remind you he's straight every 9 seconds.

- Celebrity Stylist Consultant Guy - forgot his name, but he adds nothing.   The guy last year (Fris) at least added something to it with his funny accent - 'in dis shallen, you weel consult wit yoo modole'

- Arzo - Sorry to see you go.  Hardly knew you.  You were from Afghanistan.  You looked Asian.   Your name made me want to eat pasta.    She looked like all those people that Karen Allen was drinking with in Mongolia in the begining of Indiana Jones.

- Kim Vo - I still can't get over how fucking weird he looks.    He seems like a genuinely nice dude/thing, but he's creepy looking. I find it funny that he picked THAT chick as the winning model for the hair color challenge because he probably knew her from having the same fucked up Dr Frankenstein plastic surgeon.    There were some pretty hot hair color models though.

That is all.