It's in the new EW issue. Here's the ranking, with select quotes. Don't turn this into a "Here's my ranking" thread; this is just for discussing how wrong Jeff is with 90% of it.
1. Borneo ("This spot will never be replaced [. . .] it will always hold a special place in my heart...")
2. Micronesia ("The Parvati-led women's alliance produced some of the most memorable moments in the history of the show...")
3. Samoa ("Not the most exciting cast overall, but sometimes it only takes one, and Russell is in the Survivor hall of fame...")
4. Palau
5. Pearl Islands ("This is a season I would recommend showing to someone you want to introduce to Survivor...")
6. China
7. All-Stars ("I still like this season for everything that drove me crazy about it six years ago...")
8. Outback
9. Cook Islands
10. Amazon
11. Tocantins ("In a word, Coach.")
12. Africa ("This season has stood the test of time better than I expected...")
13. Panama
14. Gabon
15. Vanuatu ("I always liked this season more than the audience did, and that has probably influenced why it has dropped since my last ranking [. . .] The lack of huge characters and huge moments makes this one just another very good season of Survivor but nothing more")
16. Guatemala
17. Fiji ("If it weren't for Yau-Man and Dreamz, this might have edged out Thailand as the worst season ever...")
18. Marquesas ("This was just a snoozer...")
19. Thailand ("I didn't like it then, I don't like it now, and you'll notice nobody from this season was invited back for Heroes vs. Villains")
It's not nearly as in-depth as his post-Vanuatu ranking but there are some revelations; he wanted the Cook Islands racial divide to last longer; he finally acknowledges Chris's gameplay; and Gina Crews made the necklace that he wore in Samoa. That's about it. He's still pissed off about Lill outlasting Savage.
1. Borneo ("This spot will never be replaced [. . .] it will always hold a special place in my heart...")
2. Micronesia ("The Parvati-led women's alliance produced some of the most memorable moments in the history of the show...")
3. Samoa ("Not the most exciting cast overall, but sometimes it only takes one, and Russell is in the Survivor hall of fame...")
4. Palau
5. Pearl Islands ("This is a season I would recommend showing to someone you want to introduce to Survivor...")
6. China
7. All-Stars ("I still like this season for everything that drove me crazy about it six years ago...")
8. Outback
9. Cook Islands
10. Amazon
11. Tocantins ("In a word, Coach.")
12. Africa ("This season has stood the test of time better than I expected...")
13. Panama
14. Gabon
15. Vanuatu ("I always liked this season more than the audience did, and that has probably influenced why it has dropped since my last ranking [. . .] The lack of huge characters and huge moments makes this one just another very good season of Survivor but nothing more")
16. Guatemala
17. Fiji ("If it weren't for Yau-Man and Dreamz, this might have edged out Thailand as the worst season ever...")
18. Marquesas ("This was just a snoozer...")
19. Thailand ("I didn't like it then, I don't like it now, and you'll notice nobody from this season was invited back for Heroes vs. Villains")
It's not nearly as in-depth as his post-Vanuatu ranking but there are some revelations; he wanted the Cook Islands racial divide to last longer; he finally acknowledges Chris's gameplay; and Gina Crews made the necklace that he wore in Samoa. That's about it. He's still pissed off about Lill outlasting Savage.
@ Jeff's Delusions 
