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Posts: 9080 (02/06/10 08:57 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Remove this ad 10. Because my psychiatrist says I shouldn’t have a knife 09. Because it looks great with my new holster 08. Because of the Zombies, of course 07. Because carrying a cop is too heavy 06. Because I can't throw a rock at 1200 feet per second 05. Because I'm not Chuck Norris 04. Because buying a gun is cheaper than buying a coffin 03. Because trouble doesn't make an appointment 02. Because when seconds count, the police are only minutes away 01. Because the voices in my head tell me to
little goomba		#1	[-]
Posts: 287 (02/06/10 08:59 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	11) who cares / top ten lists are boring
springfeverish		#2	[-]
Posts: 4232 (02/06/10 09:01 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	12. Because I compensate for my little dick.
Quiche Lorraine		#3	[-]
Posts: 252 (02/06/10 10:13 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	13. Open carry pisses off the liberals
Aunt Pappy		#4	[-]
Posts: 22382 (02/06/10 10:20 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	14. Because Weems really wasn't happy with my lists.
IFY0USEEKATE		#5	[-]
Posts: 3902 (02/06/10 10:23 AM) Lost soul Reply Quote More Recent Posts	waits for "Gun Totin' Weems" ghostie to show up
DeadTwista		#6	[-]
Posts: 7655 (02/06/10 10:26 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	APG wrote: 08. Because of the Zombies, of course Should have been number one. Zombies should always be your main concern.
Buggles73		#7	[-]
Posts: 28351 (02/06/10 10:26 AM) Kid Hater Reply Quote More Recent Posts	15: To shoot myself in the mouth.
Penelope McBagpipe		#8	[-]
Posts: 12939 (02/06/10 10:27 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm askeered of guns. There will never be one in my abode. I keep a cast iron frying pan on hand for burglars. The element of surprise gets them every time.
factoryhurl		#9	[-]
Posts: 15524 (02/06/10 10:29 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	16. i feel inconsequential so i want to start a thread bragging about what a badass i am.
Penelope McBagpipe		#10	[-]
Posts: 12940 (02/06/10 10:32 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Remove this ad ooooOOoooooh!!
APG		#11	[-]
Posts: 9083 (02/06/10 10:41 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's one of the batshit crazy libs I have on ignore.
Nonentitled		#12	[-]
Posts: 1816 (02/06/10 11:05 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	17. All the cool kids are doing it.
Shagnanigans		#13	[-]
Posts: 6869 (02/06/10 11:08 AM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts	18. Because I want to increase the chances of my children accidentally being killed by a gun.
ashley madison		#14	[-]
Posts: 7981 (02/06/10 11:08 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	19. because I'm a product of america's fear-mongering
DeadTwista		#15	[-]
Posts: 7656 (02/06/10 11:18 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	20. because I know pathetic shitstains like ash roam the earth.
APG		#16	[-]
Posts: 9088 (02/06/10 11:22 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	KenC333peepeedinmycoke wrote: 21. to compensate for the small penis Yes, I'm known for my small unit.
KenC333peepeedinmycoke		#17	[-]
Posts: 316 (02/06/10 11:22 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	21. to compensate for the small penis
brokemom		#18	[-]
Posts: 5397 (02/06/10 11:34 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	small penis = apg Nope doesn't compute
Archimedes		#19	[-]
Posts: 1888 (02/06/10 11:46 AM) Divides by zero Reply Quote More Recent Posts
Powers		#20	[-]
Posts: 7463 (02/06/10 12:00 PM) Total manwhore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Remove this ad Whither "because I can"?

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