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 cindidindi76 |
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Posts: 21644 (02/06/10 05:09 PM) Registered User |
Twila on the commentary for John K.'s boot episode, talking about how Chris sucked at the "transport some water through some wooden obstacles in a coconut" challenge: "He's too fat! It's like trying to shove a marshmallow in a piggy bank."
Bitchy as she was out there, she could at least recognize how fucking cranky she was and laugh at it. |
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srvivrboi |
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Posts: 11 (02/06/10 08:01 PM) |
James clement's dribble when he talks about jaime finding the blank idol in survivor china
he says something like "what you think that bl;ank things an idol *dribble* pull out one of DEEEEEEEEEEESE" |
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srvivrboi |
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Posts: 12 (02/06/10 08:03 PM) |
oh yeah and
"Keep Hope Alive" |
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Posts: 1178 (02/07/10 04:17 PM) |
srvivrboi wrote: LOL "That would be the best thing ever if she pulls out a blank idol and everybody's like...'what you mean? That don't have no writing on it, you gotta have something on it, how about one of these!'" funniest thing ever
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Salarakas |
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Posts: 138 (02/07/10 04:25 PM) |
I hate James but that was hilarious. It's also funny how so much of the other stuff he said had captions but that scene didn't. That was probably because the cameramen, the editors, the producers or anyone else on the planet could understand everything he said there.
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 1179 (02/07/10 07:56 PM) |
not really funny as a quote, but...
Jeff: Janu, I have to clear this up. Do you think I pressured you into quitting? Janu: Absolutely not Jeff: Did anyone who was there get that impression? (Jenn and Coby both raise their hands) Jeff: no one |
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BlakeB717 |
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Posts: 2951 (02/07/10 09:01 PM) Registered user |
Jenn didn't raise her hand, she swatted it and mouthed No (agreeing with Jeff). Coby definitely raised his hand, though, LOL, never noticed that!
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nemo78 |
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Posts: 41 (02/07/10 11:37 PM) |
I always loved Todd's comment about Jaime, when she was trying to scheme with her fake-HII: "Wow, does she have to catch up! So... she's on the small bike in the back you know... she's pedaling as fast as she can..." And about Courtney: "Right now I need my numbers, and Jean-Robert is one of my numbers. Deal with it *pause* bitch!" |
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SirCrocodilep |
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Posts: 2477 (02/08/10 02:55 AM)
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ilovekelly752 wrote: link or youtube? |
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 1185 (02/08/10 10:36 AM) |
SirCrocodilep wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o_S6nYUyts at about 3:20 |
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 1186 (02/08/10 10:38 AM) |
nemo78 wrote: lol, Those are like the only two quotes I didn't like from Todd. |
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BlakeB717 |
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Posts: 2958 (02/08/10 10:07 PM) Registered user |
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 1210 (02/08/10 10:45 PM) |
BlakeB717 wrote:I'm not denying that. You're right. |
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a fine frenzy |
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Posts: 473 (02/08/10 11:03 PM) |
queen sibylla wrote:  Forgot about this one. Colby was great. |
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ANDand19 |
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Posts: 10137 (02/09/10 05:30 PM) Registered user |
I like all of Tom's cat references in Palau.
-Cat on a hot tin roof -Cat that swallowed the canary -Long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs |
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JVJrule |
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Posts: 4294 (02/09/10 06:30 PM) Registered user |
Rewatching Exile Island - there are some gems in this episode:
Courtney calling her day a "poo poo day" right after Bruce is med-ivacced for his poop problems. "The answer to what is a poser.... is you." ~ Jeff to Courtney "I'm not going out before Danielle. That bitch did nothing for 13 days and gets to go up yesterday?... If Cirie takes her, that's not why I have to put Cirie on my back, all 300 pounds of her. It was WRONG yesterday. It was WRONG." ~Shane to Aras on Cirie taking Aras/Danielle to reward. LMAO. Why Shane is not on HvV is a travesty.
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survivorfanfromaustralia |
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Posts: 62 (02/09/10 08:57 PM) |
Big Tom (talking about Sue Hawk): there aint no doubt in my mind that her elevator don't go to top floor (her brain)
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survivorfanfromaustralia |
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Posts: 63 (02/09/10 09:01 PM) |
Boston Rob (talking about Alicia): Alicia thinks she's this architect for some zen company or something. Her vision is about as deep as *long pause* yeh, that's about how deep it is
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Posts: 1463 (02/09/10 09:07 PM) |
Time for Ami Cusack quotes
About Scout " When your true colors come out there no part of any rainbow I ever seen" To Scout as she goes to grab a blanket " Get your own damn blanket that's ours" About Scout " Scout is so jealous maybe cause I'm still young and still have my body " To Bubba "I don't do that y'all thing" About Twila " If I could just hold Twila's head under water for 2 minutes I would feel better" |
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astroline |
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Posts: 3201 (02/09/10 09:17 PM) Registered user |
LOL I totally remember "I don't do that y'all thing." Ami did have a lot of great quotes.
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