I find it laughable that you don't have enough time to put your cart back after your children are strapped in and the car is locked. You could run the cart back if you were really worried.
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I have never in my life left a shopping cart in a parking space.
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Posts: 12171 (02/07/10 12:12 AM) Registered user |
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Rudykb |
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Posts: 254 (02/07/10 12:21 AM) |
I always put the cart back, no matter what.
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BlueJammies |
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Posts: 1034 (02/07/10 12:24 AM) Registered user |
Not unless she wants to get arrested for child neglect because she left her kids alone in a locked car. People don't take kindly to kids being left in cars even for a nano-second....or maybe that's just because I live in Florida and you can kill your kid pretty fast leaving them in a hot, locked car.
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 12174 (02/07/10 12:35 AM) Registered user |
I never realized that children die at the drop of a hat and 25 seconds in a locked car is like popping them into the oven. I would hope that if it's a nice warm sunny day that the kids would get to walk (or ride the cart) over to the cart return with mom/dad where they can be taught the valuable lesson of putting the cart back.
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Posts: 2252 (02/07/10 12:42 AM) Registered user |
Or they could empty the cart first, put away the cart, then take kids out of the cart and place kids into the car.
But that would require the kids walking or being carried the whooooole 50 feet from the cart corral all the way to the car. |
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goner1 |
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Posts: 7878 (02/07/10 12:46 AM) Registered User |
it's a shame that these irresponsible cart users are laying the blame on their children for their own poor choices.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 11399 (02/07/10 12:58 AM) Badass motherfucker-er
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I park in the handicapped spot and hire a bunch of small children to carry my groceries to the car. Then I tell them to go back to the orphanage and give them a hearty "job well done".
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Posts: 106 (02/07/10 02:16 AM) Registered user |
You know how we make fun of moms who are so paranoid about their children's safety, that they won't let their kids do anything? Well... not allowing your kids to stay in your car for 30 seconds while you return the cart is just as fucked up as any other kind of paranoid parent. It's a few seconds, scaredy pants. Your kids will make it.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 11403 (02/07/10 02:29 AM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Paranoia?
"Did you see that case recently where a one month old was kidnapped right out of a car in a grocery store parking lot while the mom was just a few feet away, returning her grocery cart? The woman who kidnapped the child did it right in front of the mother's eyes -- the mom tried to grab the bumper of the other woman's car as she drove away, but did not succeed in stopping her. Fortunately, police tracked down the kidnapper and returned the baby within 24 hours". ----------- All it takes is seconds. |
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TC |
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Posts: 639 (02/07/10 07:00 AM) Spaulding |
What if someone barrelled around the corner and ran you down. Or pulled out of a space and ran over your face. You are unconscious. The ambulance takes you away and your baby boils to death cause no one knew he was there? How do you feel now you idiots?
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Posts: 31955 (02/07/10 07:09 AM) MESS member |
children in grocery stores are far worse than carts left in a parking spot - they're usually yelling and screaming and throwing temper tantrums
and paranoid mothers: how can you even let your child ride in a cart? they're full of germs |
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 3658 (02/07/10 07:11 AM) Registered User |
I try to see from how far away I can push the cart into the corral. The current record is about 150 feet. It had wind drag, a slight decline, and a shoddy front right wheel. Masterful push.
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 31957 (02/07/10 07:12 AM) MESS member |
and if you missed it dinged the car parked next to the shopping corral
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CBRetriever |
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Posts: 31958 (02/07/10 07:15 AM) MESS member |
see, that's what I said when people said to park next to it - Mr CBR will not let me park near one and it's all your fault
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 3660 (02/07/10 07:16 AM) Registered User |
Then the car owner will have learned an important lesson: Don't park next to the corral.
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TC |
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Posts: 642 (02/07/10 07:18 AM) Spaulding |
I actually stand back and push it really hard so it smashes into the other carts. Now I just make tardy take it back. He unloads the groceries too. He's my long duck dong. Yes indeed he helps is with the laundry and pushes lawn owing machine so granpa's hyena don't get disturbed.
Tough shit cbr. Deal with it. People are SUPPOSED to have children and barren retards who don't and resent us are too fucking funny. And germs are good for kids. Kids NEED other peoples germs. |
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springfeverish |
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Posts: 4242 (02/07/10 07:30 AM) Registered User |
holygeeziwannalickm wrote: Newton's first law of motion in action. See how easy it is to make science fun? You could experiment with empty and loaded carts to demonstrate the second law in action. Finally, you could smash the carts into the teacher's All we did in my physics class was watch those stupid slinkys go down the school stairs. A field trip to the local grocercy store to smash up carts would have been much more educational. |
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springfeverish |
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Posts: 4244 (02/07/10 07:43 AM) Registered User |
300 neatly lined up carts
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Posts: 14121 (02/07/10 07:56 AM) Registered user |
CBRetriever wrote: And very dangerous It makes the cart very top heavy and prone to tipping http://www.woai.com/conte...5T6EXd0mw29A5OjCsaw.cspx |
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 3662 (02/07/10 08:01 AM) Registered User |
Where is the demotivational poster with the 300 carts arranged in a perfect circle?
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