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Top Ten Reasons Why I Carry a Gun
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Posts: 23315 (02/06/10 12:01 PM) |
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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Posts: 5384 (02/06/10 12:17 PM) |
#1 reason I don't carry a gun is I would use it to shoot people that get on my nerves. I'm not one of those pussy conservatives who are all "I just have it for self defense".
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harshaw66 |
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Posts: 3218 (02/06/10 12:18 PM) Registered user |
Same here. My own temper frightens me more than any potential criminal.
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sadllama |
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Posts: 8844 (02/06/10 12:18 PM) |
Whither the reason "I'm a hillbilly with a fat wife"?
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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Posts: 5385 (02/06/10 12:19 PM) |
I think that was obvious sadllama.
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DeadTwista |
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Posts: 7660 (02/06/10 12:23 PM) |
Pseudo Propaganda wrote:PP if I wasn't straight and about to be married next weekend I would almost consider changing teams for you. |
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Phuz1 |
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Posts: 5144 (02/06/10 07:40 PM) Registered user |
Damn, Twista; you're such a dream crusher.
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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Posts: 5393 (02/06/10 07:46 PM) |
Yeah the #2 reason I don't carry a gun is I would probably show up at his wedding waving it around over my head all crying and drunk demanding to "speak" to the bride.
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airshowpilot |
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Posts: 2711 (02/06/10 07:50 PM) Registered user |
I have one because I can, we're not a pussy Europe and I enjoy my freedom.
Stoopid anti-gun freaks are allowing rapists, murderers, and robbers victimize your children, spouse, and families.. |
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scottfreek |
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Posts: 2892 (02/06/10 07:52 PM) Registered User |
22. (the reason, not the gun) The highly unpredictable nature of your good friend (and potential murdererer) Hoodoo Rhythm Devil. |
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Chicken Hawk |
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Posts: 571 (02/06/10 07:52 PM) |
This thread got funny.
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springfeverish |
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Posts: 4239 (02/06/10 07:54 PM) Registered User |
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 3654 (02/06/10 08:06 PM) Registered User |
This is my rifle; this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.
It works better when the hand motions go with it. |
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Pseudo Propaganda |
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Posts: 5395 (02/06/10 11:44 PM) |
OMG where can I get a gun right now? One of those ones that mows down an entire crowd? My fucking asshole neighbors across the street are having a party and blasting music. I'd like to go over there and end each and everyone of those cuntholes. I moved away from UCLA to get away from the Saturday night parties. Stupid young people.
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BillGuido |
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Posts: 4048 (02/06/10 11:45 PM) |
00 dick that doesn't work
I hear apg can't get it up.
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BillGuido |
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Posts: 4049 (02/06/10 11:48 PM) |
holygeeziwannalickm wrote: You sound dumb and I bet you look it. |
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 Axle the Bulldog |
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Posts: 108 (02/07/10 02:32 AM) Registered user |
Stoopid anti-gun freaks are allowing rapists, murderers, and robbers victimize your children, spouse, and families.. And yet there is more violence in the USA than in countries where "the right to bear arms" is taken so god damn seriously. |
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holygeeziwannalickm |
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Posts: 3661 (02/07/10 07:17 AM) Registered User |
BillGuido wrote: Yup. Right on both accounts. |
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Shagnanigans |
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Posts: 6880 (02/07/10 08:28 AM) I'm not drunk
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Whoa, when did Xabby start hating you?
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lilnubber |
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Posts: 12970 (02/07/10 08:44 AM) Registered user |
123. Because I can't WAIT to sue the gun manufacturer when I accidently kill my three-year-old who comes into my room during a thunderstorm.
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