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ALICIA CALAWAY

This hateful wench falls into the same category as Tom - the one where they should just be happy they are on an All Stars season.  But, no.  Alicia Calaway decided to be vengeful and unappealing in her Final Tribal Council speech, yammering on about how immoral everyone was and how they should be happy with themselves.  I mean, I guess Alicia got onto All Stars in the first place because she was so truly awful, but I mean...still.  In fact, this jury incarnation of Alicia was shockingly similar to the Alicia from Outback, down to the one hand on a hip with finger wagging.  She just managed to pack an unbelievable amount of cuntiness into a small number of words, unlike her more verbose colleagues who placed lower.  Her bitterness was also unappealing because it meant that she did not vote for who she should vote for, and voted out of spite.  Ugh, All Stars.

ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT

Alicia: There is one factor in my opinion that is the lowest form and standard of play that you can reach.  And you two not only mastered it but relied on it to get to the Final Two and that is the fine art of butt kissing and ego stroking.  You both did so much of it that I couldn't possibly decide which one of you has more crap on your lips.  Now you may have outwitted us, outplayed us, and outlasted us, but you have not outclassed us. Now let me ask you both one question, and for this question, I need one word, and one word only.  How would you say you played this game, Rob?
Rob: Competitively.
Alicia: EXCUSE ME?
Rob: Competitively.
Alicia: Amber?
Amber: With luck.
Alicia: Thank you (said with the fiery hatred of a thousand burning suns).

Ranking Criteria

ROLE OF JUROR: Townsperson.  Just another bitter bitch who composed the unappealling All Stars jury.

ARC COMPLETION: Alicia was edited as a kind of vile person throughout so I suppose it was appropriate.

CORRESPONDING VOTE: [ A M B E R ] Bitterness is unbecoming on someone even like Alicia.