"My parents were scammed out of $75 by the producers of Oz: The Musical"
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Other sobs stories you can use to get on Idol!
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Posts: 4136 (01/30/10 05:17 PM) |
"I was in a car wreck in 2007 and am now a quadraplegic but it's always been my dream to be a singer."
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Hanson |
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Posts: 983 (01/30/10 07:18 PM) |
LeeLeeRaRa wrote:In Stephen Hawking voice. |
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smileyriley14 |
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Posts: 3563 (02/01/10 05:32 PM) |
"I was kidnapped when I was 12 years old and then worked as a slave in a dairy farm. I then escaped! However, when I did so....It didn't worked out cuz I got kiddnapped again....by the same person to boot... =( I then escaped, once again and ended up in an orphanage. So i'm here to prove that I CAN sing and I'm not a slave."
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pjadedd |
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Posts: 10853 (02/01/10 07:39 PM) Registered User |
"I'm the ugly twin."
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Jessica A Wakefield |
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ANDand19 |
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Posts: 10107 (02/01/10 10:14 PM) Registered user |
Bad hair day.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 11725 (02/02/10 07:18 PM) Registered User |
I have a rare disorder that keeps me from being able to close my legs. That is why I am a young, single mother who cannot support my children and I figured this was a viable way to improve my lot in life.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 11740 (02/03/10 08:57 PM) Registered User |
"I subsisted on nothing but school food as a child"
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Posts: 3357 (02/05/10 07:00 PM) MESS member |
"In 4th grade I had to sit alone at the peanut free table at lunch."
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pjadedd |
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Posts: 10897 (02/05/10 07:38 PM) Registered User |
I think some of the villains from The Adventures of Pete & Pete would clean up on this show, such as Pit Stains and Gravy Breath.
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BooJoe |
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Posts: 620 (02/05/10 08:39 PM) Registered user |
She almost died of an extreme yeast infection. Next on a very special edition of American Idol.
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Posts: 9548 (02/06/10 07:41 AM)
A Danger to Myself & Others
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Drew B wrote: alol. Me too. |
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CarriesUnderMikesWood |
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Posts: 11 (02/07/10 09:53 PM) |
SuitSnob wrote:Kellie Pickler already stole that sob story didn't she? How about a wild dingo ate my baby I lost an arm in shark attack oh no a hangnail I have alopecia I think a contestant with uncontrolled flatuance would be fun! |
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smileyriley14 |
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Posts: 3565 (02/07/10 10:17 PM) |
I have OCD.
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Drew B |
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Posts: 7100 (02/07/10 11:39 PM) Registered User |
They need to take a cue from Tyra and ANTM. Lupus. Psoriasis. Ass-burger's syndrome. Hell, even female genital mutilation...
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Wildcat612 |
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Posts: 850 (02/08/10 01:55 PM) Registered user |
I had to put my dog to sleep yesterday.
Someone once stole my lunch money. A graverobber dug up my Gram last week. I was forced to look at Scott's hair all last season. |
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Dolliac |
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Posts: 765 (02/16/10 11:36 PM) Registered user |
I think the girl with half of a working face takes the cake as the oddest sob story ever. I actually liked her, but...strange.
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BlueJammies |
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Posts: 1040 (02/17/10 12:22 AM) Registered user |
I suffer from not one, but two personality disorders, narcissism and histrionics
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