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✄ Edward Scissorhands ✄
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Posts: 17 (02/08/10 09:49 AM) |
Last Edited By: Eagles F Frodo Mt Doom 02/08/10 11:21 AM.
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Posts: 10272 (02/08/10 09:48 AM) Gay Canookian |
the better to cut you with
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Posts: 5765 (02/08/10 09:57 AM) |
How did he jack off?
and dont say " very carefully " that wouldnt work .... |
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Posts: 25525 (02/08/10 09:58 AM) Found a guy with |
It was a metaphor for having...um...sharp pointy hands.
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Eagles F Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 19 (02/08/10 10:00 AM) |
Yes, but WHY did The Inventor go to the TROUBLE of putting HUGE scissor where his hands should be.
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Posts: 25526 (02/08/10 10:02 AM) Found a guy with |
BECAUSE EDWARD NORMALHANDS WOULD HAVE BEEN A FUCKING BORING MOVIE!
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Posts: 9971 (02/08/10 10:04 AM) Registered User |
Because the Inventor died before he was finished with him! And his heart was made out of a sugar cookie.
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Eagles F Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 20 (02/08/10 10:05 AM) |
I REALISE HE WASNT FINISHED.
But WHY were the SCISSOR ever put on his arms to begin with. And why so HUGE. Why not just normal sized scissor? |
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Posts: 5766 (02/08/10 10:06 AM) |
yeah remember when ed walked up to that chick held up hands and said " im not finished " ?
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sadllama |
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Posts: 8868 (02/08/10 10:41 AM) |
Better yet, why did Edward Penishands have, well, you know.
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Posts: 7716 (02/08/10 10:43 AM) Everyone's favorite bigot |
why did he have scissors?
because 'Edward Sausage Fingers' didn't test well with the marketers. |
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Posts: 10448 (02/08/10 10:46 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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I like when he gave the lil' doggie the bouffant.
LOL @ Kathy Bakers character always trying to seduce Eddie and playing Tom Jones. And there was a life message in the movie to be learned...... "You can't buy the necessities of life with cookies". |
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Posts: 6742 (02/08/10 10:59 AM) Registered User |
Eagles F Frodo Mt Doom wrote: where would you have preferred his HUGE scissors to be? |
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Licorice |
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Posts: 3242 (02/08/10 11:17 AM) |
How else could he have shown off his awesome haircutting/hedgeclipping abilities??? Geez.
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Posts: 70 (02/08/10 11:35 AM) |
I always wondered how he went to the bathroom. And he had to go because he was eating in the movie. So what did he do?
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Eagles F Frodo Mt Doom |
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Posts: 25 (02/08/10 11:38 AM) |
Maybe Winona was into scat?
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Posts: 6745 (02/08/10 11:43 AM) Registered User |
Maybe he just didnt wipe. |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 10450 (02/08/10 11:44 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Fuck the haters.
Tom Jones is the greatest human being to ever walk the Earth. Look at that fab crotch. |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 10451 (02/08/10 11:48 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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bluesboi |
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Posts: 10277 (02/08/10 12:11 PM) Gay Canookian |
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