faaaaaaaaalllllll to your kneeeeeeees.
Ho, Ho, Ho Simon (literally).

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Simon "falling to his knees" made me think of "Oh Holy Night"
faaaaaaaaalllllll to your kneeeeeeees. Ho, Ho, Ho Simon (literally). |
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^^^ In many ways, Simon's in as much of a bubble as Lynn. Like Cute Poison pointed out, the lighting in the scene in Vicki's office was atrocious ... but so were the sink-holes it revealed on both Gretchen & Vicki's faces!
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ImCrushingYourHead wrote: yeah he really is. Like it was already mentioned the whole "I am not controlling, right RIGHT?" scene pretty much said it all. "We had a great marriage until Vicki showed up" blah blah blah. and I don't think it was necessarily right of Vicki to out that Tamra came to her in confidence or when Simon outed Donn..."He comes to me, crying!" what a mess this must be Vicki's last season. She's spent all season doing damage control so that she goes out on a high-note. There's no place for her anymore..even though she's annoying about it, she has a full time job. Not to say motherhood isn't, cause I believe its probably the hardest job of all but something tells me with all of Alexis' nannies and Tamra & Simons tequila ventures and Gretchen doing nothing but sexing Slade they don't know what its like. I left Lynn out cause Im sure the cuff business is uber competitive and takes all her time and effort |
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Run Vicky, run! |
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I can do squats!
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downtown somewhere in Texas |
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I haven't watched the show very much this season. but I've learned it's a lot more fun to read here before I watch it.
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I hope eddie judge turns out to be the next jay photoglou x10. I hope he stalks her ass, outs her for having an affair for the last six months, and has nasty nekkid pics of her in compromising positions he spreads all over the net. Turnaround is fair play and I can't think of anybody more deserving than tamra.
simon is a bad joke at this point, decrying christianity one minute, then calling icki a "fuckin' bitch" and a "piece of shit" on last week's epi. What part of christianity is that supposed to be a part of? Hypocrite much? Speaking of jerks, if bellino and wifey are supposed to be so well heeled, why does he always look like he just got up from a nap with the same lacy, wrinkled up white shirt and the same pair of dingy, wrinkled up blue jeens everytime they go out. Oh, except when they went to the restaurant at the resort, and he had on a baby blue shirt with red buttons and a bright yellow collar. We might have to start a new drinking game for everytime vicki or donn say the words, "rat's ass".
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I can't access Facebook from here but he had put up how he was excited to go to Vegas and that it was his kids who told him to go.
Uh aren't they a little young to be suggesting to daddy Vegas? Anyway from what it appears is that this dude is gay like Sade is gay. Because of all the gin joints in the world he walked into the one where Tamra and bofo were? Interesting. And would someone tell me what a tush push is? I am unfamiliar with the ways white trash amuse themselves. But that shirt you mock on the Vulgarian it cost 3,000 dollars or 300 dollars or 3 dollars. Whatever. As HE WILL make sure to tell you. |
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I found this on TWoP via Simon's FB (I guess someone there is friends with him on FB). His latest thoughts about Tamra: "Are you there, GOD? It's me, Simon. I like this boy but he never notices me, and all my friends got their periods but I didn't...."
I put my head down and said a pray for her and asked for GOD to help her and watch out for her. Tears rolled out my eyes when I did. Simon Barney: It's Sunday and I missed church.I stayed in my room all day and night and felt sorry for myself.Then I realize that was idiotic. I should feel wonderful. My life is going to be so much better in the very near future. Then an overwhelming feeling of sadness came over me for Tamra. She has become a very ugly evil person that she shouldn't be. She needs to let go, and Let GOD. So I put my head down and said a pray for her and asked for GOD to help her and watch out for her. Tears rolled out my eyes when I did.She needs him more now than ever.(don't take this like I'm in love with her still).I just don't want my kids to see her like this with them and me. Any one that reads this, please say a prayer for her. No matter your religious beliefs. I know she will feel it and let her heart open. Thanks.
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That was on there last night along with "what is the score" as if he couldn't turn on the tv to watch the game as he was busy crying and praying and facebooking.
His facebook page is HYSTERICAL. He asks everyone to remove anything negative from their threads. |
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Saint Simon. Oh how he suffers from the evil Tamara! Yet he is so good, so Godly, and so goodly Godly human! I will pray for his prayers!
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glams, in the last epi when they were telling their *boy meets girl* stories (zzzzz) tamra drunkenly said that she met simon at an all male tush push. it is, i guess, some male country line dancing thing-y. she said that if he could move that well on the dance floor then he would be amazing in bed. ::vomits
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She picked him out of a line-up.
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okay I just binged it (google is so yesterday) and it took me to a you tube video of Italians line dancing!
I am thinking that Tamra really met him at the stip club she "waitressed" at and they came up with that story for the kids as there is no way that dude with the Ferrari and the Harley is into line dancing. Unless you mean with coke. |
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On the last Watch What Happens Andy said they filmed the reunion last week. Bummer that these pics of Tamra weren't out earlier. I would have liked to have seen Andy bring those up. I'm hoping that divorce was a topic of discussion!
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"Filed for divorce" is not the same as "Divorced". You are still technically married. Sure didn't take Tamra very long to find new snog-buddy, did it? But, gee, how kind of her (and smart too!) to give her husband more "proof" of marital infidelity, yessireebob.
No doubt Tamra "suddenly" noticed what a great "friend" he was the minute she spotted his bulging wallet.. |
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GlamsSlam wrote:Nah, I could see Simon line dancing. Think about the time when that would've been: "urban cowboy" was all the rage because of that crappy movie with John Travolta riding a mechanical bull. And Tamra and Simon are all about being on the cutting edge of the very latest trends, you know. Like.. blogging, posting your life on Facebook, foreclosures, "downsizing" your home, divorcing your spouse after 7 years of marriage, "finding" God (who apparently gets lost rather often).. etc.. |
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