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Powers		#241	[-]
Posts: 7483 (02/08/10 06:01 PM) Total manwhore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Semi finale: Ads vs. People Remove this ad I have a cousin who is a little out there. The story he claims is true happened when he was a little kid. He claims aliens came to earth and one of them was left behind. He befriended the alien, and tried to hide him in his closet. Well one thing led to another and he claims the government found out and started running tests on the stranded space guy, but he and his brother and sister were able to thwart the military operation and break the alien free. Eventually, his alien buddies came back for him, conveniently taking any evidence of this having happened with them. Needless to say, we don't really speak to them because its one of those stories you hear over and over at holidays. BORING!
Jitensha		#242	[-]
Posts: 20367 (02/08/10 06:08 PM) I Must Be Psychic Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was a kid, all the houses in our town were all being bought up so that this jackass could build a golf course on the land. My friends and I (we called ourselves the Boonies) were really sad about this, so we decided to search for a legendary pirate ship, that was supposedly hidden somewhere in our town. Even though we were just kids, we found an enterprising series of tunnels under the town that no one else had ever found, even though they were at the bottom of the local wishing well. After navigating a series of huge booby traps, we were able to actually find the pirate ship! My friend was able to save the town with gemstones he found on the ship. My other friend befriended the mentally handicapped physically deformed son of the bank robbers that were hiding in our town, and I think they moved to Vermont and got married. The police never believed our story, so no one ever speaks of it.
Shagnanigans		#243	[-]
Posts: 6884 (02/08/10 06:11 PM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts	One time, my brother (who is kind of immature), someone stole his bicycle. He went on a long trip looking for it. Heck, he even managed to see the Alamo while he was out looking, the lucky bastard. Anyway, he got his bike back eventually, after meeting Twisted Sister.
MyPetGoat		#244	[-]
Posts: 2678 (02/08/10 06:19 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	One time I went to this restaurant in the south that was famous for BBQ. I enjoyed the tomatoes, but the ribs tasted kinda funny.
Omnipponit		#245	[-]
Posts: 7221 (02/08/10 06:19 PM) Lazy slob Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My uncle cut down a bunch of his corn and built a baseball field. But James Earl Jones was doing voiceovers for CNN at the time, so he lost the farm. His wife divorced him, so he joined the army and was sent out west to indian territory last I heard.
TC		#246	[-]
Posts: 728 (02/08/10 06:21 PM) Spaulding Reply Quote More Recent Posts	All he did was kiss a girl!
Trixie Delight		#247	[-]
Posts: 28877 (02/08/10 06:26 PM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Quit trying so hard. It's unseemly. Even for you.
Anne Boleyn		#248	[-]
Posts: 3806 (02/08/10 06:29 PM) Not the other one Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Which of the 250 people participating in the joke are you referring to Trixie?
MunchkinsByProxy		#249	[-]
Posts: 1562 (02/08/10 06:33 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My crazy uber-liberal aunt shot a guy at some seedy bar's parking lot after this really tall bimbo she was hanging out with led some guy on and then played the "No means no" card. They were trying to make it to Mexico but took a wrong turn and drove off into the Grand Canyon.
Duke of Nerd		#250	[-]
Posts: 4460 (02/08/10 06:37 PM) I need a hobby Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Semi finale: Ads vs. People Remove this ad You people are ASSHOLES. >:c ( Some of us have had some very traumatic family experiences and feel like we know each other well enough by now to talk about it....LIKE ADULTS. Apparently, most of you are too immature to deal with reality so you make stupid snarky little games out of everything. Well some of us happen to want to talk about our trauma from childhood....but you people just go ahead like little jackasses and make up your stupid movie story re-enactments. Others of us that have EMPATHY will carry on and comment and provide advice for each other as we started out as doing. Some of you people make me sick.
TC		#251	[-]
Posts: 729 (02/08/10 06:53 PM) Spaulding Reply Quote More Recent Posts	QUIT TRYING SO HARD WEEWEE!!!
Kimbob the Magnificent		#252	[-]
Posts: 9866 (02/08/10 07:02 PM) Yes, smarter than you Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This one time at band camp...
MunchkinsByProxy		#253	[-]
Posts: 1563 (02/08/10 07:03 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	... and the hooks were hanging from the car door handles!!!
Shagnanigans		#254	[-]
Posts: 6886 (02/08/10 07:09 PM) I'm not drunk Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My family scandals are sad and serious and TRUE. When I was a little girl, my family was very abusive to one another. My father was a fat, lazy drunk and would even sleep at work, then he'd come home and yell at everyone. When my bratty little brother acted up, Dad was actually CHOKE him til his eyes bulged and his tongue stuck out of his mouth. My baby sister never learned to talk, even when she was past twenty years old. I would just run upstairs and read, or play my saxophone. :cry
MyPetGoat		#255	[-]
Posts: 2682 (02/08/10 07:23 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Tay in the win? Nah, I don't think I know this one.
courthorn		#256	[-]
Posts: 150 (02/08/10 10:05 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Aunt Pappy wrote: I remember that movie, courthorn! But can't remember the name of it....help me out here. Looking for Mr Goodbar
Aunt Pappy		#257	[-]
Posts: 22443 (02/08/10 10:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yep. That's the one I was thinking of.
zippityboomboom		#258	[-]
Posts: 9982 (02/09/10 09:25 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Shag never really met Twisted Sister though. She only interrupted the music video.
brokemom		#259	[-]
Posts: 5411 (02/09/10 09:31 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	gawddammit, my granddaddy story was true. ::cries::
pinkdolphin		#260	[-]
Posts: 10050 (02/09/10 10:43 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Semi finale: Ads vs. People Remove this ad Fine I'll play. I was a senior in high school with a dad who didn't work. I worked at a hip record shop. I was from the poor side of town and fell for the rich guy. People laughed at my fake pearls and homemade clothes. What they didn't know was that I was hurting inside - my mother had left my dad and was never coming back. I went to my prom alone and left with my rich guy and lived happily ever after.

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