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Fugee		#5181	[-]
Posts: 71 (02/09/10 07:44 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Save time... see it my way. - Said ad! Remove this ad meatball77 wrote: He didn't sound that upset when he told her the first time. He got a little teary after she cried on him for 20 minutes but who wouldn't if they cared about someone (and knew it would be good for ratings if she did) Jake's face looked like he was constipated during all his conversations with Ali. And then his dramatic "what if the love of my life is walking out of my life forever." What a tool. Hey buddy, there's a little thing called an airplane and another couple new intentions called the telephone and email. If you think she might be the love of your life, don't propose to any of the other women, call or email her on the sly and then get on an airplane to see her after the show's finale. I laughed at him leaning over the railing all dramatic like his heart was broken and then walking into the room all smiling and saying "I'm so glad I don't have to do a rose ceremony."
EmmaPeel		#5182	[-]
Posts: 4157 (02/09/10 08:07 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Vienna's visit was like watching The Water Boy with Adam Sandler. So now we know why Gia's had so much plastic surgery. She was the one going home, I bet. True...tarot cards weren't going to work for the churchy boring Dallas Jakey. Tenley's parents gave out big hints to Jakey...don't do it! Ali needs a mascara contract. She wiped her eyes and cried and cried but the mascara never budged. I bet each of the parents/fathers thought at the time that they were the only ones that Jakey asked marriage permission question to..
azcanadienne		#5183	[-]
Posts: 3320 (02/09/10 08:43 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	meatball77 wrote: Ali collapsing in the hotel hallway was my favorite part.. That....was.....faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous!!!!
jdconkeroo		#5184	[-]
Posts: 50 (02/09/10 09:25 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	JAKE:Jake:There is something so real about Vienna (Hint: It sure ain't her tits)
BB11Casey		#5185	[-]
Posts: 485 (02/09/10 09:32 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	we watched. the wife was like "ali, fix ur hair!"
Kenscookie		#5186	[-]
Posts: 5835 (02/09/10 10:44 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	azcanadienne wrote: meatball77 wrote: Ali collapsing in the hotel hallway was my favorite part.. That....was.....faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous!!!! omg, so hilarious! Of all the corny manufactured drama on this show, this was by far the worst. Ali is obviously hoping to get an acting career out of this, and while I'm crying on cue, why not throw my legs over Jake to show off the goods a little? She even had her waterproof mascara on. It's obvious she made the (correct) decision to go back to her job, but they had to milk some drama out of it. Jake crying over the handrail, then two minutes later raising a toast to not having to do a rose ceremony was beyond anything... Note to Fleiss: you're supposed to make the drama somewhat believable. You're not even trying anymore, buddy.
Liquidsunshine		#5187	[-]
Posts: 3819 (02/09/10 10:48 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ali potentially losing her job was such a ploy. She really expected Jake to tell her "Don't go! I'm planning on picking YOU! Just don't tell the other girls!" Bitch, puhleaaase!! Buh bye, attention whore. Does anyone think Ali did her Bachelor research on this one? Because didn't this happen way back in Season 2 with Aaron and Helene? Helene declared she wanted to leave and Aaron gave her his cell number and asked her not to go. The other women found out about the number exchange and got pissed because they figured she was The Chosen One. And voila, she was. Her collapsing in the hallway was such deliciously bad acting. Mswldflwr wrote: Wildcat612 wrote: I like that Vienna comes from more modest means, but her Dad is a hick. I was going to comment on that. For as spoiled as she seems, their house is quite modest. How do they manage to spoil her so? I guess buying her all those new cars after she crashed them put the family in poor house? OMG, Tenley's dancing. Bitch can't dance. That wasn't ballet. That wasn't lyrical. That was some chick on happy pills or something. Last Edited By: Liquidsunshine 02/09/10 10:57 AM. Edited 2 times.
jdconkeroo		#5188	[-]
Posts: 51 (02/09/10 10:58 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Liquidsunshine wrote: Ali potentially losing her job was such a ploy. She really expected Jake to tell her "Don't go! I'm planning on picking YOU! Just don't tell the other girls!" Bitch, puhleaaase!! Buh bye, attention whore. Does anyone think Ali did her Bachelor research on this one? Because didn't this happen way back in Season 2 with Aaron and Helene? Helene declared she wanted to leave and Aaron gave her his cell number and asked her not to go. The other women found out about the number exchange and got pissed because they figured she was The Chosen One. And voila, she was. Her collapsing in the hallway was such deliciously bad acting. Mswldflwr wrote: Wildcat612 wrote: I like that Vienna comes from more modest means, but her Dad is a hick. I was going to comment on that. For as spoiled as she seems, their house is quite modest. How do they manage to spoil her so? I guess buying her all those new cars after she crashed them put the family in poor house? OMG, Tenley's dancing. Bitch can't dance. That wasn't ballet. That wasn't lyrical. That was some chick on happy pills or something.
Fugee		#5189	[-]
Posts: 72 (02/09/10 11:26 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	EmmaPeel wrote: I bet each of the parents/fathers thought at the time that they were the only ones that Jakey asked marriage permission question to.. Has any parent ever refused permission on the grounds that the Bach has to be dating only the daughter for long enough to know he really wants to marry her?? I still haven't figured out if Jake seriously thinks he's going from being "in love" with 4 women to finding his one true love a week later after "test driving" a couple of them or if he's just playing along with the producers.
dagny1331		#5190	[-]
Posts: 3359 (02/09/10 11:53 AM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Save time... see it my way. - Said ad! Remove this ad EmmaPeel wrote: Vienna's visit was like watching The Water Boy with Adam Sandler. Totally Bobby Boucher country! LS, you had me laughing at "deliciously bad acting". Vienna reminds me of this girl one of my brother's dated. He thought she was totally hot, but she was about 4'11" (to his 6'4") and was always perched on his lap like a ventriloquist's dummy, dressed slutty, never shut up, no verbal filter (very "honest"). He introduced her to my parents by meeting them at a high end restaurant (with her in a skin tight red dress cut down to her ass in back and no bra.) My Mom told me later she spent the whole time making sure nobody they knew came in and that my Dad actually later cried out of fear she was "the one", and he NEVER cried.
B DeBrun		#5191	[-]
Posts: 23359 (02/09/10 12:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	First time poster here but what a trainwreck the final minutes were. Actually excruciating is the word. I'm sure "rules" prevented Jake from whispering the words "your are the one" to induce Ali to stay or something like that. His expression to Ali was akin to a husband putting on his best patient/impatient "honey mind hurrying up? I have to take a crap" expression to his wife. I'm guessing Tenley is the one. An Ali/Vienna F2 would be better drama.
lilmzcan		#5192	[-]
Posts: 3293 (02/09/10 12:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	barnabusb wrote: Hey, did you guys hear Tenley was divorced? Where's the spoiler tag for this ?
little goomba		#5193	[-]
Posts: 311 (02/09/10 12:52 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Tenley's personality is faker than Vienna's tits.
croakrqueen		#5194	[-]
Posts: 1207 (02/09/10 01:39 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I just (re)watched Tenley's "dance" because I wasn't fully paying attention the first time. Wish I'd just let it go. frau moment I do love Jake though as the Bach. I can't remember Jason being able to list any reasons why he actually liked the women his season, other than they were "amazing". There were a few times (especially during Jake's talk with Vienna's dad) where I just wanted to tell Jake to dump them all and pick me, lol. frau moment over I'm guessing the Ali calling bit is from the finale, not the overnight dates. I'd love to see: Ali: Hey Jake...it's Ali...I'm calling because...you haven't proposed yet.... Jake: Yes, but I ended up falling in love with Vienna after you left. thud Jake: Ali?
anders332		#5195	[-]
Posts: 4592 (02/09/10 01:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	apparently the phone call comes next week - but I'm not completely convinced of when it happens - makes more sense to drag it out to the finale.
Bulletin Bored		#5196	[-]
Posts: 21821 (02/09/10 01:59 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Gia's little brother needs to learn how to use a straw.
croakrqueen		#5197	[-]
Posts: 1208 (02/09/10 02:02 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	No, I rewatched the preview again. For some reason I thought I saw Jake in boxers and shit, and I assumed he was getting ready for the FRC. Any word from FORT on what's supposed to happen with the phone call?
meatball77		#5198	[-]
Posts: 14157 (02/09/10 02:12 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This is a great season though. I haven't watched the season live or consistently since the first couple seasons. Perfect combination of girls and a bachelor that makes entertaining decisions.
cricket512		#5199	[-]
Posts: 83 (02/09/10 02:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It was obvious by observing Ali's body language when speaking to her mom during her hometown date she was not into Jake. When she was spouting off about Jake being the one, she was falling in love, blah blah blah, she was shaking her head no the entire time. This is a huge indicator of lying. I personally think Jake didn't come right out & tell her to leave or stay because production was gearing for an Spoiler [+] Ali v. Vienna final 2, with Ali leaving - think of the drama!
Liquidsunshine		#5200	[-]
Posts: 3821 (02/09/10 03:09 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Save time... see it my way. - Said ad! Remove this ad cricket512 wrote: It was obvious by observing Ali's body language when speaking to her mom during her hometown date she was not into Jake. Ali seems to be more interested in beating Vienna than in being with Jake. Her "I might get fired" silliness was just her way of throwing down the gauntlet but Jake wasn't biting.

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